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🎅Karn McCallister🎄

@ThatKarnMcCloud

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Oh dear ... ThatKarnMcCloud swore a total of 386 times in the tweets we analysed. It's a lump of coal in their stocking this year, naughty thing.

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I ain't got a problem with being thirsty let a nigga have a drink

11:08 PM - 13 Dec 2016

BAKING SOME GOAT COOKIES nigga

03:34 PM - 7 Dec 2016

Wtf nigga this show dumb af

10:46 PM - 6 Dec 2016

I get well hot about Kanye he my lil' misunderstood nigga man

01:19 AM - 26 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi And on top of all that she's fucking fiiiiiine nigga girl can suck good dick and eat good pussy like so what she a nazi let's go

10:03 PM - 23 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi THREE FIRST LADIES WITH 12/10 BOOTIES nigga

06:16 PM - 9 Nov 2016

Sometimes I get sad about shit that hasn't mattered for years like fuck nigga I just wanna watch Power Rangers

12:35 AM - 8 Nov 2016

Sometimes I'm really polite on the KO-35 account to build the brand and sometimes I'm my real cock pussy fanny nigga self

08:09 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi @TheKO35Podcast nigga bring me a pussy and I'll fucking ... what do you to pussies?

08:04 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle I'm already full of Hannukah spirit nigga I'll bum you for eight jolly days

04:27 PM - 7 Nov 2016

Fucking love Mrs. Potts nigga

02:07 PM - 7 Nov 2016

When you and the boys tryna get in VIP but some broke nigga in there with $10 bottles https://t.co/vzYkUaLwGX

06:44 AM - 5 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi You sound like you're about to recreate it nigga

02:36 PM - 4 Nov 2016

Atlanta fucking insane nigga fucking invisible cars and shit wtf

07:11 PM - 25 Oct 2016

@jaqueoozi Man I love Bino but fuck this "Troy's done" bullshit our "Come Sail Away" scene was fucking dope nigga come on Donglover

10:02 AM - 25 Oct 2016

@adamnedfiddle @UlyverseJ nigga you wish I was Pierce you Professor Duncan ass bitch

02:23 PM - 20 Oct 2016

Tempted to break my rule about not using those gay Facebook emotions so I can "Love" a girl's profile picture to show her I wanna fuck her

11:07 PM - 13 Dec 2016

Got the fucking Shinkenger theme stuck in my head and it's an absolute cunt of an earworm

01:58 PM - 13 Dec 2016

FB Messenger got "More contacts" AKA "Niggas you ain't fuck with anymore"

12:08 PM - 13 Dec 2016

Even if you are a proper desperate pedo ya' gotta be fucking dumb to pick your victims online like lol

09:40 PM - 12 Dec 2016

The Fate Of The Furious is a fucking AMAZING name for that movie and is so good on fact it has inspired me to finally watch all F&F movies

11:54 AM - 12 Dec 2016

Stoned Joe Rogan is fucking hilarious

04:18 PM - 11 Dec 2016

fuck with me if ya wanna fuck a black man but ya dad wouldn't approve

04:15 PM - 11 Dec 2016

IT'S THE 11TH OF DECEMBER WHY AM I SO fuckING HOT?

03:39 AM - 11 Dec 2016

Gonna eat stuffed crust then jack my cock until it fucking falls off

05:40 PM - 10 Dec 2016

Cheeky Pizza's fucking shite but it's cheap my man and that's the name of the fucking game rn

05:40 PM - 10 Dec 2016

Pure couldn't give a fuck if Jennifer Lawrence broke a rock it's not news

02:56 PM - 10 Dec 2016

Sure yeah this coffee's nice and I have no plans so I can chill BUT IT ISN'T ASIAN GF IS IT fuck YOU BRAIN, I HATE YOU, YOU HAVE CROSSED ME

11:46 AM - 10 Dec 2016

The girl in my dream was asian as well. fucking well gutted mate honestly today is just pure shit because of my asian gf dream fucking hell

11:46 AM - 10 Dec 2016

I WANT A fuckING PIZZA and a handjob

11:22 PM - 9 Dec 2016

AND fuckING CRAIG JOHNSON JUST STOLE IT BUT fuck

10:11 PM - 9 Dec 2016

@BuxtonFizz fuck you

01:47 PM - 9 Dec 2016

Ya can't say "don't judge people" then fucking judge people my dude ya hypocrites

10:05 PM - 8 Dec 2016

Why the fuck do I like Drop Dead Diva?

09:38 PM - 8 Dec 2016

Bare in mind in Muppets Christmas Carol Michael Caine tells Professor Bunsen Honeydew the poor should just die. BEST fuckING MOVIE EVER.

05:43 PM - 8 Dec 2016

@jaqueoozi I'm gonna watch Life In The Dreamhouse fuck this noise

04:57 PM - 8 Dec 2016

She can absolutely get to fuck https://t.co/6FxXYMqXMf

03:42 PM - 8 Dec 2016

@cribble IS THAT fuckING TEA

02:43 PM - 8 Dec 2016

Sounds wet lettuce as fuck but I feel I've stagnated in my approach to new experiences

11:53 AM - 8 Dec 2016

I don't care if it doesn't fit my brand I gotta get out how much I fucking hate people lmao

01:17 AM - 8 Dec 2016

Today's been an excellent eminder of A)Why I don't talk about shit on Facebook B)I'm always right & everyone else is a fucking moron

12:06 AM - 8 Dec 2016

Like she ain't gon' fuck em but they do save the city so maybe she help em out I'm just sayin

11:38 PM - 7 Dec 2016

Not content with forcing homeless people to become actual fucking cavemen my local council has now fenced off the caves they called home.

08:06 PM - 7 Dec 2016

Imagine if Jennifer Lawrence just died imagine how fucking crazy that would be. Imagine how insane Twitter would be.

06:58 PM - 7 Dec 2016

If you like a comment on my post but not my post then you're not my fucking friend you ARE MY ENEMY I SHALL NOT STAND FOR SUCH DISOBEDIENCE

06:56 PM - 7 Dec 2016

Recognized literally 5 fucking people in YouTube Rewind lmao

06:47 PM - 7 Dec 2016

Don't recognize a single fucking person in this picture lmao https://t.co/VF5TVEyjex

06:23 PM - 7 Dec 2016

fuckin hell I don't mean to judge my uncle's autistic BUT fuckING HELL ARE PR/TOKU FANS AUTISMO MAXIMO IN MY MENTIONS MY DUDE

11:15 PM - 6 Dec 2016

@jacksfilms Even if it was just a paycheck I wouldn't give a shit . You do fuckin' you boo

09:28 PM - 6 Dec 2016

Nala and Megara are in actual Disney movies but are not in the Disney Princess... "pantheon" so Leia definitely fucking isn't

09:17 PM - 6 Dec 2016

Niggas don't know the difference between fuckin Disney and Pixar

09:15 PM - 6 Dec 2016

I wish someone would pay me to tweet I'm fucking well good at it mate

08:45 PM - 6 Dec 2016

@adamnedfiddle They are you fucking wrong'un

08:45 PM - 6 Dec 2016

Takeaway's 20 minutes late I won't fucking stand for this 1 star on Just Eat mate swear down you have crossed me for the last time

05:28 PM - 6 Dec 2016

Sorry but if someone's Christmas present to me was them donating to charity or feeding the homeless or something I'd fucking deck them smh

06:18 PM - 5 Dec 2016

Cat food fucking stinks and I hate it

08:17 AM - 4 Dec 2016

Milo Yiannopoulis and @MsBlaireWhite are absolutely correct about fat people. This is coming from a fat fuck of a person. They are correct.

08:44 PM - 3 Dec 2016

WE JUST FOUND A MASHUP OF DRAGOSTE DIN TEI AND RADIOACTIVE AND IT'S fuckING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

05:49 PM - 3 Dec 2016

What's the fucking point of @ThreeUK In Touch if you need signal/data to install it. If I had signal/data I wouldn't need it.

09:21 AM - 3 Dec 2016

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME fuckERS , PEEP MY DISPLAY PICTURE

10:09 AM - 2 Dec 2016

Hold up. Francine in Arthur black. She celebrate Kwanzaa and shit . AND THEY MADE HER A fuckIN MONKEY? https://t.co/agMiy6pFCI

05:16 AM - 30 Nov 2016

It's not like they're actually killing animals to make fucking fivers lmao

06:48 PM - 29 Nov 2016

You've literally been walking around with notes covered in cocaine and snot residue for years a bit of fucking meat extract won't kill you

06:48 PM - 29 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi I just noticed we got fucking matching avatars and shit fucking Wonder Twin ass fucking grungy black and white assholes

01:42 PM - 29 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi fuck you now I do too

01:41 PM - 29 Nov 2016

Literally haven't seen @OhQueenDropshot in ages IRL and first thing she does is kick me. fucking wounded mate.

01:08 PM - 29 Nov 2016

Gonna buy fucking bare tinsel today mate

08:28 AM - 29 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi The One Where I Downloaded A HD Version So I Can See The Crew On The Side Of The Frame All The fucking Time

01:14 AM - 29 Nov 2016

In all the hubbub of people dying I totally fucking forgot Charlie Sheen has AIDs

01:21 PM - 28 Nov 2016

Gonna fucking smash my game capture card to pieces mate swear down it's failed me for the last time

04:00 AM - 28 Nov 2016

I have attempted to make Christmas porridge by combining cinnamon, ginger and brown sugar. This might be fucking terriblem

08:49 AM - 27 Nov 2016

My life's too lower class man I got a rich boy mind and a fucking poor boy life I ain't about it this sucks dicks

09:46 PM - 26 Nov 2016

I've abandoned projects in the past but I didn't make a fucking vlog about it it just stopped/went on hiatus.

05:20 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi Yeah lmao and he's always on about Kanye being shit as well like fuck off man

01:21 AM - 26 Nov 2016

You've literally never met Kanye and he's never done anything to you. Lemmy was an abusive drug addict. Heroes ain't perfect, fuck off.

01:18 AM - 26 Nov 2016

If Kanye actually is suffering from extreme mental health issues fuck every one of you cunts sharing memes about how terrible he is

01:17 AM - 26 Nov 2016

That movie Passengers probably won't be very good but I'm super tempted to pay to see it just 'cause it isn't a fucking adaptation

10:44 PM - 24 Nov 2016

Kind of ironic that Michael Buble's gonna be having a fucking terrible Christmas this year lmao

08:11 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle fuck you cunt I'm Troy, Jacob's Abed and you're Britta

01:48 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi Oh fuck sticks I cannot win hehe [EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK]

04:44 AM - 24 Nov 2016

I hope every person who believes in privilege gets fucking cancer and dies you racist, generalising cunts

03:53 AM - 24 Nov 2016

fuck you, self entitled ooh poor me bunch of cunts . If you think my life is easy because of my skin colour or sexual orientation fuck YOU

03:53 AM - 24 Nov 2016

"Everything is fine if you're a straight white male muggle" Get fucked Flo & Joan, lost my job this year don't assume everything's FINE

03:52 AM - 24 Nov 2016

Well unfair I'm never gonna fuck Jessica Nigri

02:07 AM - 24 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi You two just needa fuck already and no I'm not fucking jealous you are

01:40 AM - 24 Nov 2016

Knowing Matthew Perry was monged out of his fucking mind on coke all the time makes watching Friends so much better

01:36 AM - 24 Nov 2016

Every girl on planet Earth either too good for me or too fucked up lmao

01:27 AM - 24 Nov 2016

I was gonna buy a menorah but fucking hell they're pricey aren't they? No surprise there like but still

11:03 PM - 23 Nov 2016

Professor Kukui fucks his dog

10:59 PM - 23 Nov 2016

7 more days and I'm on the Christmas movies let's go fuckers

10:50 PM - 23 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi And on top of all that she's fucking fiiiiiine nigga girl can suck good dick and eat good pussy like so what she a nazi let's go

10:03 PM - 23 Nov 2016

Porridge is pretty much universally a fucking fantastic idea

05:29 AM - 23 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi That's fucking better

09:28 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi Well fuck you too bud

09:17 PM - 22 Nov 2016

Up 2: Carl's fucking dead, Russell's huffing helium and has got a girlfriend that's shagging Doug on a live cam #Cars3

10:28 PM - 21 Nov 2016

Ratatouille 2 - fucking Black Plague up in this bitch #Cars3

10:25 PM - 21 Nov 2016

A Bug's Death - Just fucking pesticides everywhere it's just an hour of Flick and those other cunts suffocating to death #Cars3

10:24 PM - 21 Nov 2016

Inside Out 2 - Riley commits fucking suicide and her emotions must fight the invading pills she took (voiced by Gary Busey)

10:23 PM - 21 Nov 2016

Did CARS of all things really need a fucking gritty sequel lmao? Is Dash gonna have leukaemia in Incredibles 2?

10:20 PM - 21 Nov 2016

Why does no-one fucking get that Kanye's whole shtick is inspired by Andy Kaufman and Joaquin Phoenix? IT'S A CARICATURE OF HIMSELF.

10:19 PM - 21 Nov 2016

BUT ANYWAY 1 TO 2 DAYS LET'S GO fuckERS

12:25 PM - 21 Nov 2016

My internet went off for an hour and I nearly fucking killed myself

05:02 AM - 21 Nov 2016

@Uptomyknees "Look at this fucking dude expressing his individuality & shit fuck that really boils my piss probably GAY too in his PANTS"

10:28 PM - 20 Nov 2016

I'm not a huge one for metrics though, the fact I got to interview a fucking Power Ranger is enough for me

10:25 PM - 20 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi Don't fucking one word answer me boy I DEMAND RESPECT

02:36 AM - 20 Nov 2016

Oy @jaqueoozi if the boys haven't watched it make them watch Ideal. Rewatching and it's Manc as fuck

12:31 AM - 20 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi @UlyverseJ Same mate only saw that one 'cause I'm a fucking narcissist

11:40 PM - 19 Nov 2016

An actual Power Ranger came on my podcast but my own fucking mum won't lmao

09:47 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Students are fucking morons lmao

01:51 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Alright fuckers , I'm gonna go to bed (lie in bed looking at dank memes for 4 hours). Papa's got him a Power Ranger to interview tomorrow.

11:05 PM - 18 Nov 2016

The Gold Zeo, Blue Centurion, Phantom Ranger and Aquitian Rangers being part of that episode is so fuckING COOL

09:23 PM - 18 Nov 2016

Man, Countdown to Destruction is such a fucking sick way of featuring other Rangers and keeping it in-continuity

09:23 PM - 18 Nov 2016

fucking well angry with America. Five days is a fucking lifetime when half the world already has the game you want.

02:27 AM - 18 Nov 2016

I'm coming down with something which is fucking annoying, almost to spite me bragging about how long I haven't been sick for

09:04 PM - 17 Nov 2016

I'M GONNA INTERVIEW A fuckING POWER RANGER

08:52 PM - 17 Nov 2016

Literally just staying up to let the boiler people in then they can do what the fuck they want because I'm ignoring them 'til they leave

06:59 AM - 17 Nov 2016

Swear fucking down if any bellend spoils SuMo in the next 7 days I'll cut their dick and/or cunt off

10:55 PM - 16 Nov 2016

The Internet is a fucking magical place my dudes

10:20 PM - 16 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle fuckING GODDAMMIT I THOUGHT THIS NOTIFICATION WAS A DM OFF A POWER RANGER I HATE YOU

05:43 PM - 16 Nov 2016

We're both so fucking autistic lmao

03:09 PM - 16 Nov 2016

Aight I have my Gold Ranger Zeo Staff. Titanos nowhere to be seen, 5 days after ETA. EBAY ESCALATION TIME fuckOS

12:48 PM - 16 Nov 2016

WHERE THE fuck IS THE cuntING POSTMAN?

12:30 PM - 16 Nov 2016

I'm hungry as fuck but there's people installing our new boiler in my kitchen like how inconsiderate of them huh

12:16 PM - 16 Nov 2016

Looking forward to home man, fucking love me my creature comforts.

01:50 PM - 15 Nov 2016

Like I know I have no modesty but ya mam talking about a post fuck ciggie on Facebook just isn't right

12:33 PM - 15 Nov 2016

Russell Howard really wants to fuck his mum, huh?

05:57 AM - 15 Nov 2016

@rhettmc fuckin' dysfunctional

04:08 PM - 13 Nov 2016

I've already has take out and Baskin Robbins today but now I've had a nap and I'm fucking hungry again.

01:08 AM - 13 Nov 2016

@BuxtonFizz Go fucking home then

04:38 PM - 11 Nov 2016

@TheOneFifteen I'm in your fucking city

11:06 PM - 10 Nov 2016

I HAVE THE LEGACY POWER MORPHER IN MY fuckING HANDS

01:29 PM - 10 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle You fucking will be soon

12:07 PM - 10 Nov 2016

Let me just say I do not like Donald Trump. I don't like Hillary Clinton but more than all of that I DON'T fuckING CARE

02:26 PM - 9 Nov 2016

The only reason I'm upset is Trump's overshadowing my fuckING BIRTHDAY

12:13 PM - 9 Nov 2016

The only reason I'm upset is Trump's overshadowing my fuckING BIRTHDAY

12:13 PM - 9 Nov 2016

Everyone's being well fucking serious cheer up he'll only last 4 years anyway don't worry about it have a pint

12:12 PM - 9 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi Oh fuck yeah man fucking ballons.gif

11:59 AM - 9 Nov 2016

@MsBlaireWhite "A dude won a vote so I'm gonna kill myself" I'm a Brit with no horse in this race and even I think that's fucking retarded

05:55 AM - 9 Nov 2016

Calm down. Smh at fucking dumb cunts like "imma kill myself/I'm having panic attacks" Shut up cunt . Grin and bear it like an adultm

05:36 AM - 9 Nov 2016

Can't wait for the world to end in an hour. Oh, it's not gonna end in an hour? THEN WHY IS EVERYONE fuckING ACTING LIKE IT?

03:43 AM - 9 Nov 2016

It's my fucking birthday get me a crown

01:48 AM - 9 Nov 2016

I'm gonna be Snapping the election 'cause we're watching but I'm not a cunt so I'll just be doing bits not fucking "satire"

11:27 PM - 8 Nov 2016

Dudes are SO fucking thirsty on social like Girl: I'm brushing my teeth Dudebro: Huhuh you could brush your teeth with my... hehe... dick

01:23 AM - 8 Nov 2016

Sometimes I get sad about shit that hasn't mattered for years like fuck nigga I just wanna watch Power Rangers

12:35 AM - 8 Nov 2016

Dunno why Mike Posner's pretending he only took an eccie in Ibiza to impress Aviici, there's fuck all else to do in Ibiza but mong your jaw

09:18 PM - 7 Nov 2016

Suede is skin Elvis was fucking gross

08:17 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi @TheKO35Podcast nigga bring me a pussy and I'll fucking ... what do you to pussies?

08:04 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@_KerryBunston You might not be completely wrong on that. He was good in Civil War. I mean shut up you're wrong fuck off.

07:17 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@_KerryBunston Actually no you can fuck off please

07:11 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@_KerryBunston fuck off

07:08 PM - 7 Nov 2016

My favourite band is aBANDonment I wrote that joke specifically for @blehmily and will never utter such fucking filth again

06:53 PM - 7 Nov 2016

The journalist Jon Snow can't do the fucking YMCA

04:33 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle But dad's only really kinda a Jew and does Christmas and shit whereas by dead grandad was like fucking Orthodox Hannukah

04:30 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle Yeah dad's side but Judaism comes from the mother and I'm a fucking atheist lolpx

04:29 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle You can fuck off

04:18 PM - 7 Nov 2016

Not changing my nickname and avatar 'til December 1st fuck off y'all early as balls

03:44 PM - 7 Nov 2016

My watch and view times are on the up and up since I started doing PR content and it's something I'm finally happy with so fuck it

11:36 AM - 7 Nov 2016

Who actually wanna watch me I'll pull all the tricks in the fucking book (minus clickbait) So yeah I'm probably gonna buy a DSLR lolpx

11:34 AM - 7 Nov 2016

...That''s on purpose. Yeah, I'm "selling out". But fuck you I wanna do it. I wanna talk about Power Rangers and if I can get an audience...

11:34 AM - 7 Nov 2016

My first birthday presents are arriving today oh fuck ye bud

11:17 AM - 7 Nov 2016

Yo' Curmudgeons is fucking dope big up my man @DannyDeVito

11:36 PM - 6 Nov 2016

Sunday's pure just like "stay inside mate there's fuck all to do look how dark and shit it is out"

04:29 PM - 6 Nov 2016

Years ago there was a store in Afflecks with a fuckLOAD of 90's toys (Pokemon, Digimon etc.) Now it's a fucking clothes store

04:45 AM - 6 Nov 2016

Afflecks Palace has gone pure wank over the last 5 years. Full of fucking hipster trash and not WEEB DORK BULLSHIT DESU

04:43 AM - 6 Nov 2016

I'd really like to congratulate the cunt from earlier because I wanted to be up doing fuck all for 2 hours

04:12 AM - 6 Nov 2016

Of course I'd fuck a sex robot. I'd even spoon that toaster Cylon mother fucker .

03:57 AM - 6 Nov 2016

That Newsnight God Save The Queen bit was fucking 10/10 not bad guys

02:10 AM - 6 Nov 2016

Shoutout to whichever cunt rang my buzzer at 2 in the morning. Don't take me completely fucking ignoring you for me not HATING YOU

02:01 AM - 6 Nov 2016

I fucking love meat, dude. Lamb, chicken, beef, penis, pork. Get it ALLL in my mouth!

10:31 PM - 5 Nov 2016

I'll give a shit about animals when they stop being so fuckING DELICIOUS

10:26 PM - 5 Nov 2016

Villains siege and take over that fucking giant Panther building and they're gonna release Bucky

08:16 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle @jaqueoozi Just fuck already

04:02 PM - 5 Nov 2016

Hey @hannahmarks you're fucking great in Dirk so far. Kick ass.

06:23 AM - 5 Nov 2016

Americans think they have it bad with PR releases but they have no fucking idea. Legacy Red Ranger Helmet apparently IS in the UK

08:03 PM - 4 Nov 2016

Can someone please explain to me how the fuck you can be non-binary AND transgender?!

06:48 PM - 4 Nov 2016

@BuxtonFizz YOU LIKED IT, GAYLORD. CHECK. MATE. NOW BUY ME A fuckING BIRTHDAY CAKE.

06:31 PM - 4 Nov 2016

@BuxtonFizz This is just a thing I said because I'm a fuckING COMEDIAN, cunt

06:27 PM - 4 Nov 2016

GOD ISN'T EVEN GOOD AT GUITAR HERO SO fuck HIM

06:23 PM - 4 Nov 2016

The Soul Bird in Wild Force was really fucking weird. So a green version of the Eagle zord laid an egg that became a metal ship cockpit?

06:20 PM - 4 Nov 2016

Stop retweeting football to my timeline @BuxtonFizz you fucking mong xo

06:17 PM - 4 Nov 2016

@Uptomyknees How many holes is he gonna fuck Jesus

05:48 PM - 4 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle Stop trying to justify it you fucking pedo

05:48 PM - 4 Nov 2016

No I don't it's my birthday nearly fuck you

03:42 PM - 4 Nov 2016

Remember, kids, it's NEVER too late to fucking kill yourself!

03:13 PM - 4 Nov 2016

YO' fuck @thatPoppy AND HER DEVIL MAGIC https://t.co/25tHFKMpHX

12:11 AM - 4 Nov 2016

What do you do when you're convinced a girl is fucking her brother? Like do you tell the police?

08:11 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@OhQueenDropshot Mum and I are fucking obsessed with these every year

01:11 PM - 3 Nov 2016

Stop liking my tweets and reply to my fucking messages @jaqueoozi

11:28 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi Weird fucking tweet

06:51 PM - 2 Nov 2016

ZYUOH FINAL TOOK A CHUNK OUT OF THE fuckING MOON

11:46 PM - 1 Nov 2016

They should just replace all the coins and notes at the same time and tell businesses to get tae fuck

08:46 PM - 1 Nov 2016

If you have ever given any money to Anita Sarkeesian you should fucking kill yourself

04:36 PM - 1 Nov 2016

SHIT I forgot to fuck a pumpkin

12:43 AM - 1 Nov 2016

Stop poking me @jaqueoozi you dirty fucking slag

03:48 AM - 31 Oct 2016

Take a wild fucking guess https://t.co/9cl7QqAcPG

01:25 AM - 31 Oct 2016

This 10GB update is doing my tits in I just wanna fucking play Streey Fighter

10:16 PM - 30 Oct 2016

HDCP is the single worst fucking idea in history

09:53 PM - 30 Oct 2016

@adamnedfiddle Do I fuck , I just like Spider-Man more than you

09:13 PM - 30 Oct 2016

@jaqueoozi Just fucking sending the message home alright

09:08 PM - 30 Oct 2016

I'm gonna make a Facebook page called Marc Webb Spider-Man-core because fuck you @adamnedfiddle

03:25 PM - 29 Oct 2016

The only canon Kingdom Hearts games I haven't complete are Chi and Unchained Chi. I'm a fucking loser.

03:15 PM - 29 Oct 2016

And you can be damn fucking straight I'll be getting them all again on PS4 just for the sake of them being in fucking 60fps Jesus christ

03:13 PM - 29 Oct 2016

At long last. Expect sick ass HD gaming videos because I'm a fucking conformist asshole . https://t.co/dJLU74w6qp

01:45 AM - 29 Oct 2016

Trying not to go to bed 'til 2 either so I can go all fucking night like an absolute rebel tomorrow

10:12 PM - 28 Oct 2016

Standing in the cold and damp with a bunch of snotty kids getting fucking PTSD from some twat with a colourful bazooka? Get fucked .

09:44 PM - 28 Oct 2016

Why the fuck do people care so much about fireworks shows? They're fucking shit anyway.

09:41 PM - 28 Oct 2016

@jaqueoozi Don't fucking OD before I come up you cunt

09:37 PM - 27 Oct 2016

I fucking hate @BuxtonFizz and his gay sheep sheering bullshit

09:37 PM - 27 Oct 2016

Just a quick point boys but @jaqueoozi is a fucking retard, astronauts DO piss in the suit, it has a catheter and a bag. @SBWTTBpodcast

11:27 AM - 26 Oct 2016

@TheOneFifteen That was rude, we've never met. *Please shut the fuck up.

02:38 AM - 26 Oct 2016

@TheOneFifteen Shut the fuck up you're the only other person tweeting

02:38 AM - 26 Oct 2016

@SBWTTBpodcast @adamnedfiddle fuck off

01:50 AM - 26 Oct 2016

I fucking love a good game of Countdown, boys

12:41 AM - 26 Oct 2016

I always thought Anne Rice was trans but nope her mum just gave her a fucking stupid name. Ok.

10:21 PM - 25 Oct 2016

Atlanta fucking insane nigga fucking invisible cars and shit wtf

07:11 PM - 25 Oct 2016

Not wearing a dress sometimes doesn't make you a fucking different/blended gender... you're just wearing different clothes.

02:53 PM - 25 Oct 2016

@jaqueoozi Man I love Bino but fuck this "Troy's done" bullshit our "Come Sail Away" scene was fucking dope nigga come on Donglover

10:02 AM - 25 Oct 2016

@Uptomyknees I think going in looking for a message isn't correct. They're not all moral lessons. SE01E01 moral wasn't "don't fuck pigs"

12:39 AM - 25 Oct 2016

@TheOneFifteen I'm fucking spooked to death right now

08:47 PM - 24 Oct 2016

Sick fucking Big Lebowski reference in Saturday's episode of Dino Supercharge

07:59 PM - 24 Oct 2016

This Duff Beer I bought is fucking horrible lmao

07:07 PM - 24 Oct 2016

@adamnedfiddle @SBWTTBpodcast Yeah, fuckheads

03:51 PM - 24 Oct 2016

I don't understand a fucking lick of programming or electronic engineering but the Ben Heck Show is fucking fascinating

10:02 PM - 23 Oct 2016

Every year I get fucking well riled up about them. It's not raising awareness and it's not helping the cause. It's slactivism and sexism

08:56 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@jaqueoozi I wanna fuck 90's Britney. That's my bit now.

08:13 PM - 22 Oct 2016

I can't fucking stand normal people

07:53 PM - 22 Oct 2016

What a fucking cutie https://t.co/zfy0Bu4xdz

11:00 PM - 21 Oct 2016

RUNNING THE GAME, fuck AM I SAYING? RUNNING THE KESSEL RUN, GIVE ME A MONTH https://t.co/IvWWDtwnKu

10:34 PM - 21 Oct 2016

Can't wait for this gay election to be fucking over already

08:31 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@adamnedfiddle ..."HURT IS WORKING SO GOOD IN THIS TRAILER. Oh this has gotta be a parody/fake... IT'S fuckING REAL. OLD MAN XAVIER IN CAR!"

02:53 PM - 20 Oct 2016

Logan looks like someone gives a shit . It doesn't look like a Marvel movie. fuck , it barely looks like an X-Men movie.

02:45 PM - 20 Oct 2016

Got the fucking Shinkenger theme stuck in my head and it's an absolute cunt of an earworm

01:58 PM - 13 Dec 2016

My uncle's also like 12 but that's just cause my Grandad's a randy cunt

11:18 PM - 6 Dec 2016

Same dumb cunts who were like "Huhuh Leia's a Disney Princess now" No she's not. Disney Princess is a specific allocation, not any lass

09:16 PM - 6 Dec 2016

@jaqueoozi I literally have another reply to your tweet cunt shut up

01:44 PM - 29 Nov 2016

Also my cat just had a spaz attack getting an itch and accidentally went deep into my foot with its claws and I loudly called it a cunt

05:21 PM - 26 Nov 2016

You must have a really lovely personality if the only way you can defend metal (an objectively shit music genre) by being a cunt to someone

01:18 AM - 26 Nov 2016

If Kanye actually is suffering from extreme mental health issues fuck every one of you cunts sharing memes about how terrible he is

01:17 AM - 26 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle fuck you cunt I'm Troy, Jacob's Abed and you're Britta

01:48 PM - 24 Nov 2016

I do not understand in any way why it's just okay to say "oh yeah white staight men have it easy so let's laugh at them" Stupid cunts .

03:54 AM - 24 Nov 2016

I hope every person who believes in privilege gets fucking cancer and dies you racist, generalising cunts

03:53 AM - 24 Nov 2016

fuck you, self entitled ooh poor me bunch of cunts . If you think my life is easy because of my skin colour or sexual orientation fuck YOU

03:53 AM - 24 Nov 2016

A Bug's Death - Just fucking pesticides everywhere it's just an hour of Flick and those other cunts suffocating to death #Cars3

10:24 PM - 21 Nov 2016

5 DAYS 'TIL SUMO UK THOUGH cuntS

02:28 AM - 18 Nov 2016

Swear fucking down if any bellend spoils SuMo in the next 7 days I'll cut their dick and/or cunt off

10:55 PM - 16 Nov 2016

Like I'm not trying to be a cunt but the new Beauty and the Beast looks PROPER wank

03:24 PM - 16 Nov 2016

WHERE THE fuck IS THE cuntING POSTMAN?

12:30 PM - 16 Nov 2016

That new Moby video is pure cunty though to be fair. I love living in the future so jog on ya bald bastard

12:28 PM - 15 Nov 2016

Anyway my birthday technically just ended (but I'm having a birthday month) and I'm drunk on champagne so goodnight cunts xo

12:21 AM - 10 Nov 2016

Calm down. Smh at fucking dumb cunts like "imma kill myself/I'm having panic attacks" Shut up cunt . Grin and bear it like an adultm

05:36 AM - 9 Nov 2016

I'm gonna be Snapping the election 'cause we're watching but I'm not a cunt so I'll just be doing bits not fucking "satire"

11:27 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle Shouting was before the sad bud, I was just listening to my own cover like a NARCISSISTIC cunt

11:21 AM - 8 Nov 2016

@SBWTTBpodcast Shut up and record it then cunt

08:14 PM - 7 Nov 2016

I've just bought myself presents this year 'cause no other cunt can do it lmao

04:13 AM - 6 Nov 2016

I'd really like to congratulate the cunt from earlier because I wanted to be up doing fuck all for 2 hours

04:12 AM - 6 Nov 2016

Shoutout to whichever cunt rang my buzzer at 2 in the morning. Don't take me completely fucking ignoring you for me not HATING YOU

02:01 AM - 6 Nov 2016

@BuxtonFizz This is just a thing I said because I'm a fuckING COMEDIAN, cunt

06:27 PM - 4 Nov 2016

Sweet. Can you give me a cunt load of followers and remove all feminists? https://t.co/Hgrpt9WIaM

09:09 PM - 3 Nov 2016

My birthday month begins in 20 hours strap in cunts

04:01 AM - 31 Oct 2016

@jaqueoozi Don't fucking OD before I come up you cunt

09:37 PM - 27 Oct 2016

Another one of those bullshit "let's confuse men!" chain status things is going about. Just a heads up if some cunt just puts "banana" smh

08:50 PM - 23 Oct 2016

Fuck off, Moby, you bald cunt

11:42 PM - 21 Oct 2016

@BuxtonFizz Cosmos Cutty Sark Kill cuntd

08:33 PM - 21 Oct 2016

Happy Black Mirror Day, cunts

07:56 AM - 21 Oct 2016

Still good for dickheads like me who loooooooove watching dirty pedos get exposed on camera lolpx

09:42 PM - 12 Dec 2016

"What was that?" "HIS dick !" @fimo @StevenSuptic https://t.co/9iEEUQ9PLt

07:36 PM - 10 Dec 2016

My life's too lower class man I got a rich boy mind and a fucking poor boy life I ain't about it this sucks dicks

09:46 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi And on top of all that she's fucking fiiiiiine nigga girl can suck good dick and eat good pussy like so what she a nazi let's go

10:03 PM - 23 Nov 2016

Never watched Initial D but the MUSIC GETS MY dick HARD

09:01 PM - 22 Nov 2016

Swear fucking down if any bellend spoils SuMo in the next 7 days I'll cut their dick and/or cunt off

10:55 PM - 16 Nov 2016

Dudes are SO fucking thirsty on social like Girl: I'm brushing my teeth Dudebro: Huhuh you could brush your teeth with my... hehe... dick

01:23 AM - 8 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi The amount of people that have "behavioural issues" that are just pure dickheads as well smh

12:46 AM - 31 Oct 2016

@jacksfilms So how many unfunny dickheads have made "Nintendo Light Switch" jokes?

06:06 PM - 20 Oct 2016

Two things I'm good at: 1) Baking pussy 2) Eating cookies Wait.

08:59 PM - 12 Dec 2016

@jaqueoozi And on top of all that she's fucking fiiiiiine nigga girl can suck good dick and eat good pussy like so what she a nazi let's go

10:03 PM - 23 Nov 2016

Maybw just MAYBE all the showboating and pussy grabbing and mocking was to cause a stir but he's just not like that. Was Demon Trump a bit?

12:19 AM - 10 Nov 2016

Sometimes I'm really polite on the KO-35 account to build the brand and sometimes I'm my real cock pussy fanny nigga self

08:09 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi @TheKO35Podcast nigga bring me a pussy and I'll fucking ... what do you to pussies?

08:04 PM - 7 Nov 2016

My main hobby is making shit memes good. Putting Deja Vu to cars drifting? Eh. Deja Vu OVER AND OVER AGAIN? Funny

02:56 PM - 12 Dec 2016

Monica May from SPD a burlesque dancer/stripper now and sometimes she do shit like this quack quack daddy https://t.co/niwFxEgTNt

04:03 PM - 11 Dec 2016

Don't shit where you eat

11:54 PM - 10 Dec 2016

Cheeky Pizza's fucking shite but it's cheap my man and that's the name of the fucking game rn

05:40 PM - 10 Dec 2016

Went to too much effort for this thumbnail 'cause the video's shit . ETA 4PM. https://t.co/x8sSRAg7uE

03:44 PM - 10 Dec 2016

The girl in my dream was asian as well. fucking well gutted mate honestly today is just pure shit because of my asian gf dream fucking hell

11:46 AM - 10 Dec 2016

I'm talking even like games, TV, film. I keep stopping myself getting excited, stop myself experiencing new shit

11:54 AM - 8 Dec 2016

I gotta do a video tomorrow and it's not Power Rangers related it's real world ranty shit that I haven't wanted to do in forever but ok

01:17 AM - 8 Dec 2016

Today's been an excellent eminder of A)Why I don't talk about shit on Facebook B)I'm always right & everyone else is a fucking moron

12:06 AM - 8 Dec 2016

My mum's watching this show Secrets And Lies and swear down it's the dumbest soap opera shit ever

10:41 PM - 6 Dec 2016

@jacksfilms Even if it was just a paycheck I wouldn't give a shit . You do fuckin' you boo

09:28 PM - 6 Dec 2016

His video content's absolute shite but fair play Shane Dawson put out som bangers a few years ago

03:19 PM - 5 Dec 2016

Nightmare Before Christmas is a shit film for emos and tramps

03:10 PM - 1 Dec 2016

Fucking donion rings mate. Tired of this shit life I wanna get off.

01:12 PM - 1 Dec 2016

Hold up. Francine in Arthur black. She celebrate Kwanzaa and shit . AND THEY MADE HER A fuckIN MONKEY? https://t.co/agMiy6pFCI

05:16 AM - 30 Nov 2016

Tinder's gone to absolute shit . What am I supposed to do, talk to girls in real life?

07:02 PM - 29 Nov 2016

America isn't even shit anymore lookin at that new hotness China lmao

05:45 PM - 29 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi I just noticed we got fucking matching avatars and shit fucking Wonder Twin ass fucking grungy black and white assholes

01:42 PM - 29 Nov 2016

It's proper easy to twist shit to convey your opinion, innit? Literally none of this isn't true. Propaganda's well… https://t.co/rXtoziAYYS

01:35 AM - 26 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi Yeah lmao and he's always on about Kanye being shit as well like fuck off man

01:21 AM - 26 Nov 2016

You must have a really lovely personality if the only way you can defend metal (an objectively shit music genre) by being a cunt to someone

01:18 AM - 26 Nov 2016

If you're a grown up and still believe in magic and witchcraft and shit you're just retarded I'm sorry to be the one to tell you

06:14 AM - 24 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi No shit lmao

04:52 AM - 24 Nov 2016

@Uptomyknees "Look at this fucking dude expressing his individuality & shit fuck that really boils my piss probably GAY too in his PANTS"

10:28 PM - 20 Nov 2016

@maddocks97 Thanks man, I'm chuffed as shit . I'll tell you all about it when I see ya haha

11:08 PM - 19 Nov 2016

It's weird that the dad in Humans is such a shit heel 'cause I loved him in Ideal

09:53 PM - 19 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle shit joke try again

05:09 PM - 16 Nov 2016

So let me get this straight. I can pre-order toys for a movie that might be shit . But I can't even look at a helmet for a show that I love.

12:10 PM - 16 Nov 2016

My stomach's brewing a MASSIVE shit and I can just feel it but it's not ready to leave so I'm just full of acid and feces

12:12 PM - 10 Nov 2016

Has any protest in the past 20 years ever done anything but result in shit like this? https://t.co/pQ5WfYmP7D

01:40 PM - 9 Nov 2016

HOLY shit POLLING STATION SHOOTING

11:51 PM - 8 Nov 2016

Sometimes I get sad about shit that hasn't mattered for years like fuck nigga I just wanna watch Power Rangers

12:35 AM - 8 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle But dad's only really kinda a Jew and does Christmas and shit whereas by dead grandad was like fucking Orthodox Hannukah

04:30 PM - 7 Nov 2016

Sunday's pure just like "stay inside mate there's fuck all to do look how dark and shit it is out"

04:29 PM - 6 Nov 2016

I'll give a shit about animals when they stop being so fuckING DELICIOUS

10:26 PM - 5 Nov 2016

It's some pure weeb shit now but it was proper dope. Those Clow Card things had me hyped af

03:21 AM - 5 Nov 2016

I hope they do bring out a traditional 5 zord to form 1 megazord toy but I bet they won't. Utter shite .

11:30 PM - 4 Nov 2016

@_KerryBunston Welcome back to shitville

08:22 PM - 4 Nov 2016

I gotta stop buying myself shit

03:40 PM - 4 Nov 2016

Gotta stop looking at Legacy Collection shit on eBay man, I can technically afford stuff but then I'll be broke forever lmao

05:01 AM - 4 Nov 2016

Not a dismissive " shit" like GOOD shit . @BJCalvillo was one of the few I liked from start to finish. This guy can only go upwards

08:22 PM - 3 Nov 2016

Sweet Jesus, I haven't used Vine in a year and this shit still nearly made me cry. https://t.co/2aTizGwR7Z

08:18 PM - 3 Nov 2016

Spider-Gwen and Gwenpool or whatever are fine (but shit names) but why not make GhostGwen-er and make it canon

04:30 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@_KerryBunston Tobey Maguire was shit get over it

10:09 PM - 30 Oct 2016

@adamnedfiddle But the Raimi movies, while better paced are too early 2000's trying to emulate the 60's fun for me & shit acting

09:23 PM - 30 Oct 2016

Raimi and Webb's first outings are excellent. Spider-Man 2 I never cared for but is objectively ok. ASM2 and SM3 are equally shit for me

09:18 PM - 30 Oct 2016

@OhQueenDropshot I meant meeting my friends and shit ! I'm not creepy lad!

09:53 PM - 28 Oct 2016

Why the fuck do people care so much about fireworks shows? They're fucking shit anyway.

09:41 PM - 28 Oct 2016

@BuxtonFizz Don't say shit like that it makes me think you'll leave me

09:42 PM - 27 Oct 2016

Vine was shit soon as I stopped posting anyway

06:48 PM - 27 Oct 2016

@SBWTTBpodcast @adamnedfiddle Any time, you useless shits

01:52 AM - 26 Oct 2016

Atlanta fucking insane nigga fucking invisible cars and shit wtf

07:11 PM - 25 Oct 2016

I really couldn't give a shit about Rogue One

11:45 PM - 21 Oct 2016

Logan looks like someone gives a shit . It doesn't look like a Marvel movie. fuck , it barely looks like an X-Men movie.

02:45 PM - 20 Oct 2016

I WANT A fuckING PIZZA and a handjob

11:22 PM - 9 Dec 2016

How many handjobs you think April O'Neill giving them turtles man

11:37 PM - 7 Dec 2016

I FORGOT ABOUT THE BIT AT THE END OF "PERFECT GENTLEMAN" WHERE WYCLEF JUST STOPS SINGING AND CALLS PEOPLE OUT FOR LYING ABOUT strip clubS

01:26 PM - 7 Dec 2016

Two bitches fought on a roof cause one was jealous some dude knocked the other one up and so she threw her off the roof and killed her

10:42 PM - 6 Dec 2016

Lmao at you basic bitches "Peter Vaughan has diedÂŁ *Frantically Googles who tf he is* OMG SO SAD I WATCHED PORRIDGE EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE

07:38 PM - 6 Dec 2016

Ratatouille 2 - fucking Black Plague up in this bitch #Cars3

10:25 PM - 21 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle @UlyverseJ nigga you wish I was Pierce you Professor Duncan ass bitch

02:23 PM - 20 Oct 2016

Dosmrider is an asshole

10:32 AM - 4 Dec 2016

Every time I message an actor for an interview I get a combo of nerves, self hatred and feeling like the cheapest asshole on the planet

02:32 PM - 1 Dec 2016

@jaqueoozi I just noticed we got fucking matching avatars and shit fucking Wonder Twin ass fucking grungy black and white assholes

01:42 PM - 29 Nov 2016

Same with the Kardashians. And so often the same people saying "don't judge _____" are very keen to be assholes to people they don't know

01:22 AM - 26 Nov 2016

Shut the whole building down but T'Challa's on the bottom on his own in the suit & has to climb 40 storeys fighting assholes on every floor

08:17 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle >Raimi gives Peter natural webbing >Doesn't make it shoot from his asshole >Did you even try

09:16 PM - 30 Oct 2016

At long last. Expect sick ass HD gaming videos because I'm a fucking conformist asshole . https://t.co/dJLU74w6qp

01:45 AM - 29 Oct 2016

@adamnedfiddle Still look like a twat x

03:10 PM - 3 Dec 2016

Because if I I just wanted to watch a celebrity I'd watch them, not some balding twat doing a pretty good impersonation

07:57 PM - 4 Nov 2016

Standing in the cold and damp with a bunch of snotty kids getting fucking PTSD from some twat with a colourful bazooka? Get fucked .

09:44 PM - 28 Oct 2016

@jaqueoozi Dead celebrities faggot

12:40 PM - 2 Dec 2016

@adamnedfiddle I WAS REFERRING TO YOU CALLING ME BOY OF COURSE I'M A MILLENIAL faggot

04:33 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle @jaqueoozi Actual faggots

04:11 AM - 6 Nov 2016

@BuxtonFizz You wish I would faggot

06:19 PM - 4 Nov 2016

Christmas Blend wanker

12:29 PM - 30 Nov 2016

Like I'm not trying to be a cunt but the new Beauty and the Beast looks PROPER wank

03:24 PM - 16 Nov 2016

Afflecks Palace has gone pure wank over the last 5 years. Full of fucking hipster trash and not WEEB DORK BULLSHIT DESU

04:43 AM - 6 Nov 2016

It's just linear editing and second audio track but I may as well be wanking with a pack of sausages

09:42 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@jaqueoozi Actually have to stop myself wanking whenever I see her

10:50 AM - 27 Oct 2016

You ever play GTA or watch a TV show & something gets you going but not enough to wank to so you gotta hit pause and bash out a speed wank ?

02:14 AM - 26 Oct 2016

Can't even open my Insta without getting a boner anymore smh

07:14 PM - 29 Nov 2016

Imagine if Flo and Joan opened up a YouTube video like "2016 SUCKED UNLESS YOU'RE A DIRTY nigger HAHAHA" Would that be aight too?

04:20 AM - 24 Nov 2016

@BuxtonFizz @ThatKarnMcCloud Go away Jake I'm trying to masturbate

12:32 AM - 24 Nov 2016

Now Playing â–¶ Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (GAY REMIX BIG cocks TRANCE)

10:17 PM - 21 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle QUIET, BRIGHTON cocksUCKER

04:34 PM - 7 Nov 2016

'I don't know the titty median here"

05:08 PM - 6 Nov 2016

Of course I'd fuck a sex robot. I'd even spoon that toaster Cylon mother fucker .

03:57 AM - 6 Nov 2016

@adamnedfiddle @eden_noble Don't tag people I don't know you pornstache wielding dildo

08:39 PM - 3 Nov 2016

If I see a clown in the street trust I'm gonna jizz on it

02:03 AM - 29 Oct 2016

I've started saying @henningwehn instead of "anyway" and it's really pissing me off

03:28 PM - 28 Oct 2016

I saw a meme roasting c-section babies and I was getting all salty then I remembered I was born properly wtf lmao why did I think I was C

02:21 AM - 27 Oct 2016