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Oh dear ... raggaboy swore a total of 601 times in the tweets we analysed. It's a lump of coal in their stocking this year, naughty thing.

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@MatthewBurton4 nothing to do with me mate, that's a jizz mixture

08:38 PM - 2 Dec 2016

That Liam is a lucky cunt , it must be lovely to squirt your jizz into a Cheryl hole

07:08 AM - 30 Nov 2016

That Liam is a lucky cunt , it must be lovely to squirt your jizz into a Cheryl hole

07:08 AM - 30 Nov 2016

Sick of these fucking cunts , take cock up the arse if you want but not everyone has to agree with your freakish behaviour

03:01 PM - 29 Nov 2016

Mourinho, Pogba and Ibrahimovic. There are some massive cunts at Man U

11:06 PM - 27 Nov 2016

Shut up Sharon you rancid old cunt

08:51 PM - 27 Nov 2016

Surely it got to be the end of the road for cunty G tonight #XFactor

08:27 PM - 27 Nov 2016

No interest in F1 but Lewis Hamilton is a massive cunt so that's a good result

05:23 PM - 27 Nov 2016

Wilfred Zaha is a fucking cunt

12:42 AM - 27 Nov 2016

And stop banging on about last season, last season everyone was shit and Leicester were champions you stupid cunts

09:29 PM - 26 Nov 2016

What a fucking load of rancid cunt #xfactor

09:20 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@spursycob @thfcire I tried to turn 2 lezzers straight once then they started licking each others cunts so i just watched

08:26 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Poch lovers have started unfollowing me, must make for a very Boring TL when you unfollow everyone who you dissagree with. Daft cunts

07:39 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Antonio cunty is always geeing up his team, Poch just stands there trying to look like he knows what he's doing #AnotherAVB

07:20 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@ryanshoey Imagine needing that boring cunt to give you a half time lift, it's just not fucking going to happen

06:51 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Fucking do the cunts

05:28 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@Bateseyboy They make me sick, dirty cunts

07:40 PM - 25 Nov 2016

Lawrenson is a fucking cunt , it's obvious to any idiot that those Chelsea cunts will score more than 2 against us https://t.co/T6sHDR4mZF

07:28 PM - 25 Nov 2016

@Bateseyboy No the cunt just rode off, she's been to hospital, she's ok just cuts and bruises.

06:36 PM - 25 Nov 2016

To the person on a motorbike who knocked my daughter over,rode over her leg and left her laying in the road i hope you die you stinking cunt

06:31 PM - 25 Nov 2016

@smiffythfc1612 don't be a cunt

04:08 PM - 25 Nov 2016

@Yoss3r cunts

08:09 PM - 23 Nov 2016

@Yoss3r @jimboflanbo75 yeah I remember that, what a massive bunch of cunts

09:39 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@MattISpurs I think we should stop employing boring cunt managers

09:34 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@caleyjim proper ugly cunts

09:30 PM - 22 Nov 2016

Jesus fucking Christ my stream is only just at our pen and we are already behind again. Useless fucking cunts

08:56 PM - 22 Nov 2016

I'd like to think AVB i mean Poch will put a rocket up the players arses at half time but he's a boring cunt so it won't happen #AnotherAVB

08:34 PM - 22 Nov 2016

Jesus fucking Christ i wish this cunt would fuck off

08:50 PM - 20 Nov 2016

Some right cunts at the tennis shut up you fucking wankers

07:57 PM - 20 Nov 2016

cunts make me sick, all shot their loads over AVB, some still can't admit he was shit , same with Poch, load of old cunt

10:06 PM - 19 Nov 2016

@spursycob Because they are fucking poof arse bandit cunt shit stains

09:57 PM - 19 Nov 2016

That ponce from Emmerdale is a proper fucking ponce cunt #ImACeleb

09:57 PM - 19 Nov 2016

@rustyrockets fuck me i can't even describe how happy i will be when you drop dead you fucking ponce cunt

08:50 PM - 19 Nov 2016

I survived Waddle and Gazza leaving you faggots don't tell me a player will stay because they are 'happy'. You daft cunts

08:43 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Anyone who thinks Lloris is so happy at Spurs that he would turn down a real top clubs offer of a few more grand a week is a fucking cunt

08:37 PM - 19 Nov 2016

@savva_savva That Ricky fella is one soft cunt

08:28 PM - 19 Nov 2016

#VodkaTime cunts

08:04 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Happy to beat those cunts obviously but i don't rate this manager and getting lucky against relegation fodder is not going to change that

07:29 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Yep, Poch is a lucky cunt , he's definitely #anotherAVB

07:21 PM - 19 Nov 2016

fuck shit bastard fuck and cunt

05:54 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Fucks sake you cunts

09:53 PM - 15 Nov 2016

Yoi fucking dirty greasy cunt

09:33 PM - 15 Nov 2016

I would have taken Walcott back off, proper humiliated the useless goon cunt

09:23 PM - 15 Nov 2016

And why is he wearing trousers that don't fit him? Put some jam on your shoes and invite your trousers down for tea you cunt #xfactor

08:16 PM - 13 Nov 2016

I'm so shit at Battlefield 1 online my mate has started refering to me as cannon fodder. The cunt

07:48 PM - 13 Nov 2016

@Robtheyid69 @BaldedOnline blokes a fucking moron mate best to ignore the cunt

10:16 AM - 13 Nov 2016

@BaldedOnline open your eyes and stop being a soft cunt

10:48 PM - 12 Nov 2016

If youre a lefty unfollow me or let me know so I can unfollow you because we have nothing in common and I 100% think you're a cunt

10:46 PM - 12 Nov 2016

I'm Spurs, I loved Gary Lineker, then he started wanting to put Muslim adults in English schools so now I think he's a cunt

10:02 PM - 12 Nov 2016

She's says Honey I say fucking fuck off you fat rancid dog faced cunt bastard

09:32 PM - 12 Nov 2016

What a load of cunt #XFactor

09:25 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@deano311984 @lukeherbert @GaryLineker I used to think he was a Spurs legend now I just think he's a fucking cunt . Such a shame

08:22 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@smiffythfc1612 fucking love lezzers me, lick each others cunts you kinky bitches

07:42 PM - 12 Nov 2016

Delete your tweet haha fuck off cunt do I come across as the sort of cunt that deletes their tweets? Daft cunts

07:42 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@realdealdanny @Bateseyboy nah footballers, of any level, are cunts

05:17 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@phelan1985 cunts

05:06 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@thfcire @Bateseyboy What a cunt 😂

05:06 PM - 12 Nov 2016

How the fuck do you even like a tweet that is over a year old and why are people cunty enough to do it?

04:16 PM - 12 Nov 2016

People who play as snipers on online shooters are scum cunts

12:04 AM - 12 Nov 2016

What a cunt https://t.co/dTEUNDe48Y

08:30 PM - 11 Nov 2016

Lovely from Walker, proper teed it up for the stupid dancing cunt

08:12 PM - 11 Nov 2016

Interviewing lefty American protesters on sky news, state of the cunts why would anyone care what those freaks think

06:38 AM - 10 Nov 2016

Doesn't make a difference to me who won I just like the fact that Trump says what he thinks and that he upsets all of you soft lefty cunts

08:15 AM - 9 Nov 2016

Oh Trump is a racist Farage is a racist fuck off you stupid cunts

07:59 AM - 9 Nov 2016

When Trump wins i wonder if some lefty cunt will go to some lefty cunt court to try and get the decision overturned

07:28 AM - 9 Nov 2016

Clinton supporters crying on TV, hahaha soft cunts

04:48 AM - 9 Nov 2016

Won't be long now before the cunts score

12:37 PM - 6 Nov 2016

Fucking faggot injured himself bottling a tackle, soft goon cunt

12:08 PM - 6 Nov 2016

And what sort of cunt admits that their name is Barnaby?

11:04 AM - 6 Nov 2016

@bashstreetyid Anyone who calls it the BPL is a massive cunt anyway

11:21 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@PaulTallBloke @Yid_Bhoy Typical goon cunt

11:20 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@smiffythfc1612 @OnetrueSpur @BBCSport haha i'm not on the run cunts i know i'm not ginger i've just checked you wine drinking bum bandits

10:54 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@OnetrueSpur @smiffythfc1612 @BBCSport suck my fucking moobs cunts

10:36 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@SkyNewsBreak Jeremy Corbyn is a shit eating scum cunt

10:13 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@smiffythfc1612 @BBCSport Tennis is ace cunt

10:12 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@FC_Plonka It's not my fault everyone is a fucking cunt

09:54 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@SpursOfficial That's good because according to Lloris none of the cunts seemed to realise that the Champions League was important #Gobshite

09:34 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@spursycob Daft. cunts .

08:00 PM - 5 Nov 2016

Anyone who thinks Poch did well for us last season, the season when Leicester won the Prem, is a toss cunt

07:58 PM - 5 Nov 2016

People who think Spurs will win tomorrow are privileged soft cunts that nothing bad has ever happened to

07:27 PM - 5 Nov 2016

Merson has predicted a 3-1 win for the stinking goon cunts . He thinks we'll score a goal? The stupid drug fucked cunt

07:16 AM - 5 Nov 2016

Is there anyone who has made more money out of being a useless fucking cunt than AVB?

09:31 AM - 4 Nov 2016

Weren't aware a Champions League group game was important? Stupid cunts https://t.co/lo0GcwxMDB

09:01 AM - 4 Nov 2016

Feeling very angry today. cunts everywhere

12:45 PM - 3 Nov 2016

I've honestly never come across a bigger bunch of snob cunts than Spurs fans

12:42 PM - 3 Nov 2016

The cunts who brought this Brexit case to court are traitors to this country and should be hung

10:56 AM - 3 Nov 2016

Poch is the same as AVB, a Mourinho clone. Over study, over analyse and suck the fucking life out of the game. Boring cunts

08:07 AM - 3 Nov 2016

Poch classed as a modern manager and Redknapp is a dinosaur. Bring back the dinosaurs I say modern managers will kill the game boring cunts

09:56 PM - 2 Nov 2016

Change tactics Poch oh no I forgot you haven't got a fucking clue have you you cunt

09:12 PM - 2 Nov 2016

Jesus fucking Christ what in the fucking name of fuck was that you fucking cunts

09:09 PM - 2 Nov 2016

Streams unwatchable aaarrggghhh cunt fuck bastard cunt cunt cunt cunt ...... cunt

08:05 PM - 2 Nov 2016

Happy Halloween you cunts https://t.co/2SXQAzWPTK

07:47 PM - 31 Oct 2016

@blp_11 @Daily_Star What sort of cunt complains about seeing Louisa's arse?

09:08 PM - 30 Oct 2016

Anyone who votes for Honey G is a monumental cunt bastard

08:28 PM - 30 Oct 2016

Firework night is next weekend cunts

06:30 PM - 30 Oct 2016

Eastern Europeans are sunflower seed eating cunts

09:31 AM - 30 Oct 2016

Yes we're Spurs fans, we love them, doesn't mean we can't ever say anything negative you soft cunts

10:57 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Dumb fucking cunts talking to me about pre Harry. It's post Harry that's the problem spastics

10:49 PM - 29 Oct 2016

I tell you what the level of snobbery amongst Spurs fans is incredible, incapable of saying we are shit even when we are shit . Daft cunts

10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@FC_Plonka I love being a cunt

10:09 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@FC_Plonka That's because I'm a cunt

10:07 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@BBCSport Yeah but Alan Pardew is a fucking cunt so no one gives a fuck what he thinks

09:47 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Footballers 'fans were amazing' tweets are cuntish

09:45 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Nicole shitslinger going on about something being pantomime. What a cunt

09:20 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Zlatan draws another blank, told you that big nosed cunt was shit , same as Pogba. Same as Mourinho, Pep and Conte.

09:15 PM - 29 Oct 2016

The only load of cunt bigger than Honey G is the judges keep giving her praise. Massive load of cunt #xfactor

08:48 PM - 29 Oct 2016

This cunt going on about having a baby on the way, he'll be gone soon and leave that bird a single mum

08:29 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Yep, Nicole shitslinger is still a stupid cunt

08:12 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@KeefsLoveChild @Babsyid I used to love Gary, he's a Spurs legend. Then he came on twitter and i realised he's a toss cunt

07:24 PM - 29 Oct 2016

https://t.co/zzNQUw4sVo Catastrophic realities? What the fuck is that stupid cunt talking about

11:11 AM - 28 Oct 2016

It doesn't get much cuntyer than grown men fighting over football

09:19 AM - 27 Oct 2016

Scouse cunts

09:37 PM - 25 Oct 2016

Daniel Sturridge is a fucking cunt

09:07 PM - 25 Oct 2016

@Wigglaar @Robtheyid69 It's more cuntish than Gary Lineker and that is proper cuntish

10:56 PM - 22 Oct 2016

You just cannot beat licking a 17 year olds cunt

09:59 PM - 22 Oct 2016

Don't know if peope are stupid enough to really like this Honey G cunt or falling for the judges bullshit saying she's good,either way, cunts

09:41 PM - 22 Oct 2016

@gloryglorytott I know, i'm a proper cunt but it's still Lamela's fault

09:22 PM - 22 Oct 2016

Some blokes have a nerve i tell you, I know I'll take my fat bastard missus out in public on a Saturday night. Shameless cunts

08:26 PM - 22 Oct 2016

Hahaha cunts

04:51 PM - 22 Oct 2016

People slag off Managers that try to win games has dinosaurs at the same time as slagging off modern football. Daft cunts

04:37 PM - 22 Oct 2016

When a bar is only serving Carlsberg or San Miguel it's like they are asking if you are or are not a cunt

04:22 PM - 22 Oct 2016

@piersmorgan Yeah because the only people that can be racist are white people? You stupid fat stinking goon cunt

04:15 PM - 22 Oct 2016

All my tweets today have been to or regarding @GaryLineker so the last one of the day might as well be too. You're a cunt Gary

12:00 AM - 22 Oct 2016

You've got to be a special kind of cunt to support @GaryLineker https://t.co/N5ULRLbT73

04:17 PM - 21 Oct 2016

Use some of the license fee to buy some new cameras then you fucking cunts https://t.co/54cn9VRKsk

10:33 PM - 18 Oct 2016

Couple of cunts https://t.co/rg0o1dVHzI

09:03 PM - 17 Oct 2016

Fucking Red Monday indeed, Sky have reached a whole new level of cuntishness with this shit

06:54 PM - 17 Oct 2016

Will never forget when Robbie Dee barged past me like he was king shit when i was lost in the music, put me off my moves, fucking cunt

12:20 AM - 16 Oct 2016

Robbie Dee is a cunt i groped your missus tits and she wanted me to and she loved it you cunt

12:17 AM - 16 Oct 2016

Stupid bald headed cunt

10:37 PM - 15 Oct 2016

I say i'd lick out a bird while she's on the rag and cunts unfollow me then say eating rare steak is normal, fucking deviants

10:10 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@Gazby77 @jimboflanbo75 @spursycob Yeah i think they're called cunts

09:56 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@Peopleschamp78 @spursycob Full of cunts on here mate there should be some sort of vetting process

09:34 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@Robtheyid69 @pokeefe1 @thfcire They're all fucking arse holes, apart from Nicole, she's a fucking cunt

08:55 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Nicole shitslinger is a fucking cunt #xfactor

08:29 PM - 15 Oct 2016

So pleased Four Of Diamonds are back, i would suck the yellow cunt stains out of that blonde's little white nickers #xfactor

08:06 PM - 15 Oct 2016

https://t.co/wygkxqCwFa This shit makes me so angry. The vote was to leave, just fucking leave and get us away from these cunts

05:41 AM - 14 Oct 2016

Gina Miller? Never heard of her, just another treacherous cunt .

04:32 PM - 13 Oct 2016

Well this has been a massive pile of absolute cunt . Again #England

08:30 PM - 11 Oct 2016

Walcott you dumb cunt

07:53 PM - 11 Oct 2016

I explain this every year and still daft cunts don't get it. We watch x factor because we like moaning about it. fucks sake

08:55 PM - 9 Oct 2016

The fact that they love cock aside these cunts are fucking terrible #xfactor

08:49 PM - 9 Oct 2016

Proper fucked off, sitting through England and this x factor cunt , really gonna hurt the missus in her fuck holes later, fucking bitch

09:55 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@Merlinho_ @spursycob @_xVICKYx fucking wannabes. Tupac, Biggie and the NWA boys lived it, UK cunts try to make it so

09:43 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@spursycob @Merlinho_ @_xVICKYx cunts talking about hoods and feds and 7 11's, fucking cunts

09:39 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@spursycob @Merlinho_ @_xVICKYx Eminem will forever be the best white rapper, English rappers are cunts

09:36 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@gloryglorythfc1 She's fucking rancid no wonder Hamilton loved her so much those cunts are made for each other

09:10 PM - 8 Oct 2016

Nicole shitslinger thinks she's sexy, a woman who looks like her should be sexy really but she just isn't, she's a stupid fucking cunt

09:07 PM - 8 Oct 2016

I'd stick an ice dildo up her cunt thats for sure #Frozen #Xfactor

08:28 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@pokeefe1 Collection of fucking cunts

08:22 PM - 8 Oct 2016

fuck that annoys me, how old are you again? 17? you all know how old she is YOU STUPID fuckING cuntS #xfactor

08:19 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@Bateseyboy Not sure but she confirms she's a stupid cunt every week

08:14 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@suggs6069 Daft cunts

06:25 PM - 8 Oct 2016

The reason i use twitter more at the weekends is because i find it a lot easier to cope with you cunts after i've had some booze

07:08 PM - 7 Oct 2016

https://t.co/ZTTjRbBkW1 What takes so fucking long? Why do we have to negotiate? Just tell the soft cunts to fuck off

10:03 PM - 2 Oct 2016

Honey G goes through, what a load of old cunt this show is #XFactor

08:10 PM - 2 Oct 2016

This bitch needs a good kick in her fat cunt for murdering this song

08:01 PM - 2 Oct 2016

@PhilYiddo cunts

07:06 PM - 2 Oct 2016

Stinking. Goon. cunts

06:46 PM - 2 Oct 2016

@spursycob I fucking hope not, anyone who has anything positive to say about him after today has to be a complete cunt

05:14 PM - 2 Oct 2016

@mini76 fucking idiots

08:17 PM - 29 Nov 2016

Sick of these fucking cunts , take cock up the arse if you want but not everyone has to agree with your freakish behaviour

03:01 PM - 29 Nov 2016

I was speaking for myself fuck off and be offended somewhere else https://t.co/mPTKZozbiE

02:58 PM - 29 Nov 2016

@RickyYido @IlsTHFC @realdealdanny Cob is banned, what the fuck ?

06:15 PM - 28 Nov 2016

People keep saying we're 7 points off top like it means something. It might as well be a million miles you fucking idiots

10:45 PM - 27 Nov 2016

No way I'd be wearing these rainbow coloured captains armbands. Support for faggots , freaks and deviants? fuck that

10:41 PM - 27 Nov 2016

That is fucking horrible #fisheyes #ImACeleb

09:27 PM - 27 Nov 2016

@geofftheyido The fucking deviant

09:06 PM - 27 Nov 2016

Rylan has started calling Dermot Derms, the fucking faggot

08:56 PM - 27 Nov 2016

About fucking time

08:53 PM - 27 Nov 2016

What a fucking load of old shite that was #XFactor

08:17 PM - 27 Nov 2016

Wilfred Zaha is a fucking cunt

12:42 AM - 27 Nov 2016

@njd10happy Yeah fuck that shit . Elf is my go to Christmas movie

10:46 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@njd10happy fucking love Christmas me

10:43 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@thfcire @TheSun @pp1974dub Prescription medicine is far more fucked up than illegal drugs

10:35 PM - 26 Nov 2016

That's nothing i once didn't sleep for 5 days because of a massive drugs binge and felt like i was losing my fuckin… https://t.co/Zur2jQ3eej

10:28 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@thfcire I don't fucking know what do you take me for some sort of fucking expert?

10:18 PM - 26 Nov 2016

What a fucking load of rancid cunt #xfactor

09:20 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Go again, bounce back fuck off

08:04 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@bigdanf46 @BounceAndy I didn't bring Harry up, i know he's gone i was talking about Poch, and he's fucking useless

07:18 PM - 26 Nov 2016

More people are now starting to realise our manager hasn't got a fucking clue

06:58 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@ryanshoey Imagine needing that boring cunt to give you a half time lift, it's just not fucking going to happen

06:51 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@spursycob He had bigger moobs than me, fucking fat fuck

06:50 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Ooohhhhh what a fucking goal

05:42 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@phelan1985 I'm fucking sick of drawing

02:42 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Another Saturday that'll be spent working tomorrow fuck i hate my fucking life

08:45 PM - 25 Nov 2016

Lawrenson is a fucking cunt , it's obvious to any idiot that those Chelsea cunts will score more than 2 against us https://t.co/T6sHDR4mZF

07:28 PM - 25 Nov 2016

Just saw Louis Smith, he was dressed like a fucking bender

02:50 PM - 25 Nov 2016

I'm no petrol head by any stretch but I nearly fucking spunked when I saw this https://t.co/y62365XbuV

09:23 AM - 25 Nov 2016

Haha fuck you Martin #imacelebrity

09:30 PM - 24 Nov 2016

Mauricio Pochettino is a fucking gobshite

11:09 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@messerp1 @Jcerveno Even if a 3 nil win would have done it it's very rare a team is awarded 3 penaltys in one game so thats us fucked anyway

09:52 PM - 22 Nov 2016

We're so bad some of you fucks are even wishing we had Lamela on the pitch hahaha

09:36 PM - 22 Nov 2016

And Redknapp is the dinosaur, if this is modern football stick it up your fucking arse

09:02 PM - 22 Nov 2016

At least last time we were in this comp Redknapp had us have a fucking go at it. fuck Poch, fuck him

09:00 PM - 22 Nov 2016

Jesus fucking Christ my stream is only just at our pen and we are already behind again. Useless fucking cunts

08:56 PM - 22 Nov 2016

Get in the game you fucking pricks

08:05 PM - 22 Nov 2016

Shit penalty, thank fuck

07:59 PM - 22 Nov 2016

For fucks sake

07:53 PM - 22 Nov 2016

Just play like it's a must win game you fucks #coys

07:43 PM - 22 Nov 2016

Jesus fucking Christ i wish this cunt would fuck off

08:50 PM - 20 Nov 2016

Can't fucking stand Craig David

08:15 PM - 20 Nov 2016

Yes Andy! fucking brilliant at times

08:00 PM - 20 Nov 2016

Some right cunts at the tennis shut up you fucking wankers

07:57 PM - 20 Nov 2016

@spursycob Because they are fucking poof arse bandit cunt shit stains

09:57 PM - 19 Nov 2016

That ponce from Emmerdale is a proper fucking ponce cunt #ImACeleb

09:57 PM - 19 Nov 2016

SUCK MY fuckING dick

09:08 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Please somebody driveby this fucking hood rat bitch

09:00 PM - 19 Nov 2016

@rustyrockets fuck me i can't even describe how happy i will be when you drop dead you fucking ponce cunt

08:50 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Anyone who thinks Lloris is so happy at Spurs that he would turn down a real top clubs offer of a few more grand a week is a fucking cunt

08:37 PM - 19 Nov 2016

@savva_savva fucking gobshite

08:29 PM - 19 Nov 2016

I tell you what, my fucking banjo string is red raw

08:09 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Was just tweeting that i'll be glad when the 'unbeaten run' is gone, Poch won't have any more excuses then.Having said that, get the fuck in

07:20 PM - 19 Nov 2016

@richolmestwit @HotspurFC82 I wasn't convinced last season, we fucked up the league in a season when Leicester won it for fucks sake

07:18 PM - 19 Nov 2016

This still unbeaten thing never meant fuck all to me, how can it when the manager sets out not to lose rather than try to win a game

07:16 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Not seen any of the second half so can't say how we've played but that can fuck off

06:59 PM - 19 Nov 2016

3 empry urinals in this pub, bloke going in ahead of me goes to the middle one. fucking arse bandit

06:29 PM - 19 Nov 2016

fuck shit bastard fuck and cunt

05:54 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Writes 'Poch doesn't seem to have a fucking clue' tweet and saves it into drafts for later

04:41 PM - 19 Nov 2016

At work. It's fucking cold

07:11 AM - 19 Nov 2016

Can always tell when it's after 10pm because the fucking Litho's next door start letting their toddler scream and stomp around #cunts

10:24 PM - 15 Nov 2016

5 minutes? fuck me it's gonna be a 2-2 draw at best

09:48 PM - 15 Nov 2016

Yoi fucking dirty greasy cunt

09:33 PM - 15 Nov 2016

@RebeccaLou84 He's a fucking prick and seems to become more of a prick with each passing day

09:28 PM - 15 Nov 2016

@Huk06 fuck knows

09:12 PM - 15 Nov 2016

Walcunt is fucking rubbish

09:09 PM - 15 Nov 2016

yeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss i fucking hate Spanyards the fucking greasers

09:06 PM - 15 Nov 2016

@OnetrueSpur @Independent fuck that, i'm an adonis those benders would be queuing up for my cock

08:51 PM - 15 Nov 2016

Thats it, should have done it ages ago, i've unfollowed Lineker. fuck me he talks some shit

08:42 PM - 15 Nov 2016

@Toppsy7 Too fucking right they are

08:36 PM - 15 Nov 2016

Theo fucking Walcunt

08:26 PM - 15 Nov 2016

Vardy fucked that right up but get the fuck in

08:09 PM - 15 Nov 2016

@realdealdanny @ljfernandez Empathy tent? Jesus fucking Christ

10:33 AM - 14 Nov 2016

Sam Quek is fucking lovely #ImACeleb

09:36 PM - 13 Nov 2016

Who the fuck is this flick haired fuck #XFactor

08:14 PM - 13 Nov 2016

@Robtheyid69 @BaldedOnline blokes a fucking moron mate best to ignore the cunt

10:16 AM - 13 Nov 2016

@BaldedOnline So that makes it OK if that 30 year old man is sitting next to a 14 year old girl then? Just fuck off you haven't got a clue

10:44 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@pokeefe1 yeah I'd fuck her, around the head with a baseball bat

09:34 PM - 12 Nov 2016

She's says Honey I say fucking fuck off you fat rancid dog faced cunt bastard

09:32 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@deano311984 @lukeherbert @GaryLineker I used to think he was a Spurs legend now I just think he's a fucking cunt . Such a shame

08:22 PM - 12 Nov 2016

I know a lady when I see one but only because they are so rare, most wimin are fucking sluts

08:06 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@smiffythfc1612 fucking love lezzers me, lick each others cunts you kinky bitches

07:42 PM - 12 Nov 2016

Delete your tweet haha fuck off cunt do I come across as the sort of cunt that deletes their tweets? Daft cunts

07:42 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@realdealdanny @Bateseyboy get fucked you dog hating fuck

05:07 PM - 12 Nov 2016

How the fuck do you even like a tweet that is over a year old and why are people cunty enough to do it?

04:16 PM - 12 Nov 2016

Yeeesssssssssss let the fucks think they are in with a chance then fuck them right off

08:54 PM - 11 Nov 2016

Let's get one thing straight, the higher you are educated the more of a fucking moron you are.

07:56 AM - 10 Nov 2016

Just got round to watching #PlanetEarth2 and I shall now describe it in 3 words. Simply. fucking . Stunning.

10:01 AM - 9 Nov 2016

Oh Trump is a racist Farage is a racist fuck off you stupid cunts

07:59 AM - 9 Nov 2016

No wonder Hilary didn't concede in front of her own supporters, how embarrassing for her she must be hated to fuck

07:44 AM - 9 Nov 2016

Trump is going to win, Americans have voted for someone who wants to put them first. fuck all wrong with that

04:39 AM - 9 Nov 2016

Get the fuck in

01:13 PM - 6 Nov 2016

Jesus fucking christ these fucking benders have spent more time rolling around on the floor than playing football

12:49 PM - 6 Nov 2016

fucking fuck the fuck off

12:44 PM - 6 Nov 2016

In the oppo's half, end up passing back to Lloris who fucks his kick up #Standard

12:06 PM - 6 Nov 2016

At least Aguero doesn't claim benefits while plotting to fuck 9 year old girls and blow people up

11:50 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@OnetrueSpur @smiffythfc1612 @BBCSport suck my fucking moobs cunts

10:36 PM - 5 Nov 2016

And so he fucking should https://t.co/iFFyrtDDiO

10:05 PM - 5 Nov 2016

People gloat about living through The Beatles. fuck that shit i lived through golden era Jungle so i win hands down

10:05 PM - 5 Nov 2016

A 'credible rap artist' covering a kriss kross song eat shit and fucking die you fat rancid bitch

09:56 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@FC_Plonka It's not my fault everyone is a fucking cunt

09:54 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@Gibocarrizan Have that you fucking spastic #COYS

09:41 PM - 5 Nov 2016

Gutted that my daughters 21 year old blonde fit as fuck mate couldn't make it tonight though #IfTheMissusSeesThisTweetSheWill fuckingKillMe

09:24 PM - 5 Nov 2016

Thats enough fucking around with fireworks for another year, vodka and x factor catch up now

09:19 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@therealflannerz @Bateseyboy I fucking hate that arse picking shitty finger sniffer

09:27 AM - 5 Nov 2016

Andy Murray can make world number one today. He's been on fucking fire this year #ComeOnAndy

09:06 AM - 5 Nov 2016

Merson has predicted a 3-1 win for the stinking goon cunts . He thinks we'll score a goal? The stupid drug fucked cunt

07:16 AM - 5 Nov 2016

Is there anyone who has made more money out of being a useless fucking cunt than AVB?

09:31 AM - 4 Nov 2016

https://t.co/yD6R36kdYV fucking hell Nicola Sturgeon is a rancid bitch

05:07 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@Flirtram @edgey642 fuck that

01:53 PM - 3 Nov 2016

People actually blaming the bigger attendance for last night's performance.God forbid more people get the chance to see Spurs. fucking snobs

12:40 PM - 3 Nov 2016

So what was the point of the referendum? fuck this fucking country https://t.co/AfjKel1hSh

10:33 AM - 3 Nov 2016

Poch is the same as AVB, a Mourinho clone. Over study, over analyse and suck the fucking life out of the game. Boring cunts

08:07 AM - 3 Nov 2016

Wembley is even getting the blame on the sports news. fuck all to do with Wembley, we're playing shit and we're playing shit wherever we go

06:23 AM - 3 Nov 2016

Change tactics Poch oh no I forgot you haven't got a fucking clue have you you cunt

09:12 PM - 2 Nov 2016

Jesus fucking Christ what in the fucking name of fuck was that you fucking cunts

09:09 PM - 2 Nov 2016

Streams unwatchable aaarrggghhh cunt fuck bastard cunt cunt cunt cunt ...... cunt

08:05 PM - 2 Nov 2016

What a bunch of fucking queers, wearing Basketball and Baseball tops doesn't change that. Dress like gang bangers act like shit stabbers

08:38 PM - 30 Oct 2016

fucking hate Bruno Mars, fucking faggot

08:35 PM - 30 Oct 2016

@_1lucky Definitely accept, i'd love to fuck that crazy bitch , no holes barred with her i bet

06:40 PM - 30 Oct 2016

And if i have to mow the fucking lawn again this year i shall be pissed off

01:50 PM - 30 Oct 2016

Dumb fucking cunts talking to me about pre Harry. It's post Harry that's the problem spastics

10:49 PM - 29 Oct 2016

I'm pretty, pretty fucking wasted

10:06 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Tomorrow on #Xfactor Louisa Johnson who is sexy as fuck and Bruno Mars who wishes he was still getting abused by Wacko Jacko

09:49 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@BBCSport Yeah but Alan Pardew is a fucking cunt so no one gives a fuck what he thinks

09:47 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Louis bigging up Four Of Diamonds. You got rid of them twice you fucking boy lover #xfactor

09:37 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Honey G's a fucking twat *to the sound of men in black

08:45 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@big_billy_bagel Oh yeah i'd definitely fuck her but i'd just roll over and ignore her afterwards

08:16 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@messerp1 @SpursOfficial This is what pisses me off. Still unbeaten, who gives a fuck win some games for fucks sake

07:11 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Thank fuck we've fucked the Christmas shopping off for the day and gone to the pub

02:23 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Oh maybe not, the useless fuck is ill

02:16 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Seems the Lamela penny has finally dropped for Poch, about fucking time

02:15 PM - 29 Oct 2016

I'd like to see a Battlefield or COD: Assault on ISIS so i can shoot goat fuckers

08:15 PM - 28 Oct 2016

Got Battlefield 1 so i just want the missus to fuck off to bed

08:12 PM - 28 Oct 2016

https://t.co/zzNQUw4sVo Catastrophic realities? What the fuck is that stupid cunt talking about

11:11 AM - 28 Oct 2016

I know the EFL Cup is a bit of a shitty comp but at least it's one we had a chance of winning. Wonder if we'll fuck the FA Cup off too

06:55 AM - 26 Oct 2016

Daniel Sturridge is a fucking cunt

09:07 PM - 25 Oct 2016

Poch giving Onomah some advice, probably words to the the effect of "sort your fucking hair out lad" https://t.co/VwY4WlICX2

08:16 PM - 25 Oct 2016

And by the way, anyone who puts TV spoilers on the net, be it on here, Facebook or YouTube, is rancid fucking scum

10:02 PM - 24 Oct 2016

Saw it earlier, I've kept quiet but Jesus fucking Christ the most brutal fucking episode of TV I've ever seen #TheWalkingDead

09:59 PM - 24 Oct 2016

Unbeaten, havent coceded from open play, who gives a fuck we draw too much

09:47 PM - 22 Oct 2016

@spursycob It's like people who say they really want their team to get 3 points today. You want your team to win? Well fuck me, really?

09:21 PM - 22 Oct 2016

@Wigglaar I'm on nearly 55 thousand and all of them have been fucking shite

08:50 PM - 22 Oct 2016

Look if all you can shag is a fat bitch fuck her and flee or keep it behind closed doors have some dignity for fucks sake

08:31 PM - 22 Oct 2016

Not a fan of Strictly but i am a fan of female dancers. fuck me their holes are tight

06:47 PM - 22 Oct 2016

When you think about it i am sexy as fuck

05:09 PM - 22 Oct 2016

And Lamela was fucking shit , which will surprise no one

01:20 PM - 22 Oct 2016

Right through the fucking skull https://t.co/bkXjW789VT

08:29 PM - 20 Oct 2016

For fucks sake could everybody stop crashing please! #Emmerdale

07:30 PM - 20 Oct 2016

Use some of the license fee to buy some new cameras then you fucking cunts https://t.co/54cn9VRKsk

10:33 PM - 18 Oct 2016

@messerp1 @GaryLineker Twitter has ruined my opinion of Gary, he's got too much to say about things he knows fuck all about

10:08 PM - 18 Oct 2016

It's not being able to score goals that will ultimately fuck us up

09:42 PM - 18 Oct 2016

fuck Lamela man he's absolutely fucking shite how does he keep getting picked

09:09 PM - 18 Oct 2016

Thanking fuck for Hugo at the mo

09:06 PM - 18 Oct 2016

Its a good job Lloris is good with his hands because he's fucking shit with his feet

07:53 PM - 18 Oct 2016

Unaccompanied child immigrants, the government treating us all like fucking idiots again

10:37 PM - 17 Oct 2016

@Billie_T @Toppsy7 Get a 'dead end a monkey could do this job' like me then you can carry on tweeting whatever the fuck you like #TopTip

09:08 PM - 17 Oct 2016

What the fuck Andy? #ShanghaiMasters

10:34 AM - 16 Oct 2016

Today's televised Prem football can only be described as a load of fucking shit

09:09 AM - 16 Oct 2016

Just guffed and it seriously fucking stinks

01:24 AM - 16 Oct 2016

Will never forget when Robbie Dee barged past me like he was king shit when i was lost in the music, put me off my moves, fucking cunt

12:20 AM - 16 Oct 2016

First heard this set over 20 years ago and it still sounds modern, hardcore you know the fucking score

12:03 AM - 16 Oct 2016

And you know what i fucking mean don't cha? We want some ecstacy We want some acid Crack

11:59 PM - 15 Oct 2016

The Easygroove is coming to town watch out watch out Lock away all your daughters Lock away all your sons Get out your fucking shotguns

11:55 PM - 15 Oct 2016

The fucking techno dread, ho ho hold tight

11:50 PM - 15 Oct 2016

If you've got a Meastro parked outsdide you're blocking Dave Angel and you'd better fucking move it

11:45 PM - 15 Oct 2016

And when i said Tecno i meant fucking hard nose bleed Techno, Easygroove was a fucking god in them days

11:42 PM - 15 Oct 2016

fucking loved MC Mad P, off his fucking head

11:32 PM - 15 Oct 2016

dope style "You must think first" 1994 https://t.co/OYZWwAWvKD via @YouTube From the golden era. Very fucking dark

11:08 PM - 15 Oct 2016

DJ Rap- Hardstep https://t.co/lDdaAPX32j via @YouTube Hot as fuck and oldslool junglist DJ Yo fuck that shit

10:43 PM - 15 Oct 2016

What the fuck are Hull playing in #MOTD

10:28 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@thfcire @flossybball Early hours of this morning the missus said 'oooh was i tickling your bum' fuck knows what she was dreaming about

10:27 PM - 15 Oct 2016

I say i'd lick out a bird while she's on the rag and cunts unfollow me then say eating rare steak is normal, fucking deviants

10:10 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@GavWilkinson_7 I fucking will not i won't even take the grandson to watch Trolls since i found out Brands voice is in it

10:01 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@jimboflanbo75 @spursycob Not sure about big plays, the odd goal and assist and that fucking Rabona, fuck him

09:39 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@jimboflanbo75 @spursycob Off the ball he seems to be trying to work out where he needs to be then he gets the ball and every thing fucks up

09:08 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@Clem_Fandango_ The fuck you onnabout?

08:57 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@Robtheyid69 @pokeefe1 @thfcire They're all fucking arse holes, apart from Nicole, she's a fucking cunt

08:55 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Nicole shitslinger is a fucking cunt #xfactor

08:29 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Can't fucking stand this orange bender

08:08 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@smiffythfc1612 He's fucking shit , plain and simple, he hasn't got a fucking clue and neither has Poch for picking him

08:04 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Amber Heard is fucking lovely and she's just at home sucking clit as she is sucking cock

06:32 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Pablo's wife is pretty fit in #Narcos, did the real Pablo have a fir wife because he was one ugly fuck

06:22 PM - 15 Oct 2016

I shall now proceed to get fucking wasted

05:20 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Still unbeaten but 2 points dropped. Not starting with Son was stupid, starting with Lamela was fucking stupid

04:57 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Yeeeessssss fucking get in

04:48 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Don't fucking get it, starting Lamela EVER is not a decision a top manager should make, and neither is not starting an in form Son

04:47 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Of fucking jesus fucking Christ fuck

04:41 PM - 15 Oct 2016

About fucking time https://t.co/57HFZJaCWc

04:31 PM - 15 Oct 2016

I wish Lamela would fuck off

04:13 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Hahaha fucking brilliant https://t.co/bv3FqKnh3m

08:38 AM - 15 Oct 2016

What's your name? What have you had? Reach for the lasers Safe as fuck

07:00 PM - 14 Oct 2016

https://t.co/wygkxqCwFa This shit makes me so angry. The vote was to leave, just fucking leave and get us away from these cunts

05:41 AM - 14 Oct 2016

https://t.co/Lcxq1pZ5cz The Prime Minister of this country has no legal power to start Brexit? Oh do fuck off

04:27 PM - 13 Oct 2016

Cant stand the ponce but would there be this uproar if he'd mocked Christianity? Would there fuck https://t.co/82bpF3l0k8

10:34 AM - 13 Oct 2016

How a pro player thinks it's acceptable to make a blind back pass is a fucking mystery to me

09:13 PM - 11 Oct 2016

@equinesilk @jimboflanbo75 fucking right, just asked the missus if she wants to try it but she's being frigid

08:47 PM - 11 Oct 2016

@jimboflanbo75 @equinesilk fuck knows it even shocked me

08:45 PM - 11 Oct 2016

Sturridge is fucking useless

08:23 PM - 11 Oct 2016

What the fuck

07:55 PM - 11 Oct 2016

I explain this every year and still daft cunts don't get it. We watch x factor because we like moaning about it. fucks sake

08:55 PM - 9 Oct 2016

The fact that they love cock aside these cunts are fucking terrible #xfactor

08:49 PM - 9 Oct 2016

@KeefsLoveChild @spursycob fuck off!!

10:22 PM - 8 Oct 2016

Proper fucked off, sitting through England and this x factor cunt , really gonna hurt the missus in her fuck holes later, fucking bitch

09:55 PM - 8 Oct 2016

Jesus fucking christ

09:47 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@Merlinho_ @spursycob @_xVICKYx fucking wannabes. Tupac, Biggie and the NWA boys lived it, UK cunts try to make it so

09:43 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@spursycob @Merlinho_ @_xVICKYx cunts talking about hoods and feds and 7 11's, fucking cunts

09:39 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@Alexia_thfc Those fucking benders make me feel sick

09:32 PM - 8 Oct 2016

Killing Me Softly the fucking gay boy arse bandit cock sucker mincer remix #xfactor

09:17 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@gloryglorythfc1 @spursycob He's a fucking boy loving shit stabber

09:14 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@gloryglorythfc1 She's fucking rancid no wonder Hamilton loved her so much those cunts are made for each other

09:10 PM - 8 Oct 2016

Nicole shitslinger thinks she's sexy, a woman who looks like her should be sexy really but she just isn't, she's a stupid fucking cunt

09:07 PM - 8 Oct 2016

Gifty is tight as fuck , hair like a lezza but she would definitely let you put it up her waste hole

08:47 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@pokeefe1 Collection of fucking cunts

08:22 PM - 8 Oct 2016

fuck that annoys me, how old are you again? 17? you all know how old she is YOU STUPID fuckING cuntS #xfactor

08:19 PM - 8 Oct 2016

Still only at the beginning of Luke Cage, just watched the origin episode, giving us fan boys a nod to his 70's costume. fucking loved it

08:00 PM - 8 Oct 2016

When i first heard of Jessie Lingard i thought he was Swedish, just thought his name sounded Swedish. I wish he was fucking Swedish

06:38 PM - 8 Oct 2016

Of course it fucking isn't https://t.co/nSjugUKhUM

11:47 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Lots of women will not give a flying fuck what you look like if you have money. fucking whores

11:46 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Lots of women see pulling a rich bloke as a career choice but if a bloke takes them for the slags they are he's an arsehole . fuck off

11:41 PM - 7 Oct 2016

If i was rich and famous i would fuck any woman that showed me attention then i would say 'now fuck off you money grabbing slag'

11:37 PM - 7 Oct 2016

142 different languages spoken in Peterborough schools, fuck me i hate this country

11:28 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Next time i get chance i'm definitely gonna have a wank over a picture of Rosamund Pike,that bitch has got a lovely arse,sexy as fuck for 37

08:12 PM - 7 Oct 2016

This is a warning to all clowns, if you're unlucky enough to 'jump out' at me i will punch the fuck out of your fucking throat

07:53 PM - 7 Oct 2016

@MasonDee2419 hopefully they fuck off

10:14 PM - 2 Oct 2016

https://t.co/ZTTjRbBkW1 What takes so fucking long? Why do we have to negotiate? Just tell the soft cunts to fuck off

10:03 PM - 2 Oct 2016

@aston2007lb fucking arse bandits

08:32 PM - 2 Oct 2016

Kalvin Harris? What the fuck does someone who DJ's at gay nightclubs know about singing? #XFactor

08:21 PM - 2 Oct 2016

@YOUNEEK_YID @spursycob Thank fuck

05:16 PM - 2 Oct 2016

@spursycob I fucking hope not, anyone who has anything positive to say about him after today has to be a complete cunt

05:14 PM - 2 Oct 2016

Not sure Poch keep saying the players arent good enough is the right way to be going about things.Take some of the blame at least you tosser

09:11 AM - 28 Nov 2016

No way I'd be wearing these rainbow coloured captains armbands. Support for faggots , freaks and deviants? fuck that

10:41 PM - 27 Nov 2016

Rylan has started calling Dermot Derms, the fucking faggot

08:56 PM - 27 Nov 2016

So after saying he wanted to make the song his own he's done exactly what that big fat Sam Smith faggot did #xfactor

08:48 PM - 19 Nov 2016

I survived Waddle and Gazza leaving you faggots don't tell me a player will stay because they are 'happy'. You daft cunts

08:43 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Skinny jeans = faggot #Fact # faggotFact

08:59 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@thetomcleaver I hate faggots , does that answer your question?

07:40 PM - 12 Nov 2016

Fair play to Judge Rinder's grandparents not sure I could admit being related to that much of a faggot #Strictly

07:25 PM - 12 Nov 2016

Fucking faggot injured himself bottling a tackle, soft goon cunt

12:08 PM - 6 Nov 2016

fucking hate Bruno Mars, fucking faggot

08:35 PM - 30 Oct 2016

The only thing thats changed about Bros is that now you can see the HIV has really taken hold on the pair of faggots

08:56 PM - 15 Oct 2016

This has angered me more than the faggots to be honest

09:48 PM - 8 Oct 2016

What a fucking load of old shite that was #XFactor

08:17 PM - 27 Nov 2016

Wake up needing a piss Go for a piss Get back in bed Need a shit

06:19 AM - 27 Nov 2016

@njd10happy Yeah fuck that shit . Elf is my go to Christmas movie

10:46 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@thfcire That's because they've either been shit or on one occasion been interested in managing England

10:14 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@thfcire If every team employed the best players/managers no one would ever be dropped/sacked. Doesn't mean you should just put up with shit

10:07 PM - 26 Nov 2016

And stop banging on about last season, last season everyone was shit and Leicester were champions you stupid cunts

09:29 PM - 26 Nov 2016

It was obviously decided that a man should never it a woman before Nicole shitslinger existed

08:58 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@savva_savva Lamela is shit and anyone who thinks we miss him is a moron

07:59 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Cant see us getting another goal from open play, they've been like rocking horse shit for us this season #PrayForAPenalty

06:20 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@3Dingo I blame them too but Poch oversees this shit week after week and then comes out and talks a load of bollocks

06:08 AM - 23 Nov 2016

People going on about our best 11, the best 11 would still have played Pochs slow, sideways, backwards boring shite way #AnotherAVB #PochOut

09:43 PM - 22 Nov 2016

And if it's you that said Pochs project is still in place do me a favour and eat shit and die

09:37 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@jimboflanbo75 @Yoss3r I never thought we were a joy to watch, not this shit granted but not that great

08:53 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@jimboflanbo75 @Yoss3r I never thought we were a joy to watch, not this shit granted but not that great

08:53 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@jimboflanbo75 @Yoss3r Last season the so called top teams were mostly shit , and we still lost out to Leicester

08:49 PM - 22 Nov 2016

Come on people it wasn't a brilliant save for their penalty, the pen was weak and shit

08:44 PM - 22 Nov 2016

cunts make me sick, all shot their loads over AVB, some still can't admit he was shit , same with Poch, load of old cunt

10:06 PM - 19 Nov 2016

@spursycob Because they are fucking poof arse bandit cunt shit stains

09:57 PM - 19 Nov 2016

I love #xfactor movie night but if Honey G murders Gangsters Paradise i will shit in my hand and throw it at my TV #DirtyProtest

08:11 PM - 19 Nov 2016

fuck shit bastard fuck and cunt

05:54 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Thats it, should have done it ages ago, i've unfollowed Lineker. fuck me he talks some shit

08:42 PM - 15 Nov 2016

@Dazzathfc1882 I will when i get enough points to allow me too, that's a slow process for me because as i said i'm shit

08:14 PM - 13 Nov 2016

If HoneyG is gonna stay in this shit next week the other contestants should be allowed to fill time in songs by spelling out their own names

08:12 PM - 13 Nov 2016

@Dazzathfc1882 The medic's gun is not good enough for me i'm so shit at shooting i need a machine gun, and i still miss haha

08:02 PM - 13 Nov 2016

I'm so shit at Battlefield 1 online my mate has started refering to me as cannon fodder. The cunt

07:48 PM - 13 Nov 2016

@Bateseyboy haha I know how my cat feels though I hate shitting in a strange place

05:44 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@Bateseyboy Mine goes out for hours and then comes in and does a dirty great shit in the litter tray

05:42 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@thfcire @Bateseyboy Great Danes are brilliant, massive dogs but soft as shit , that drool though

05:38 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@Bateseyboy @thfcire Going in the garden and picking up the shit of two dogs however I do not love

05:19 PM - 12 Nov 2016

Tomorrows itinerary Get up have a shit eat pizza have a shit get drunk watch Spurs get arse raped go into a Poch hating meltdown

10:57 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@SkyNewsBreak Jeremy Corbyn is a shit eating scum cunt

10:13 PM - 5 Nov 2016

People gloat about living through The Beatles. fuck that shit i lived through golden era Jungle so i win hands down

10:05 PM - 5 Nov 2016

A 'credible rap artist' covering a kriss kross song eat shit and fucking die you fat rancid bitch

09:56 PM - 5 Nov 2016

Definitely gonna get some of the missus shit on my cock tonight

09:44 PM - 5 Nov 2016

Nicole shitslinger helps me understand why domestic violence exists

09:40 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@thfcire @spursycob Last year everyone shit the bed

08:25 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@POWWOW666 We'll probably be up for it, still doubt that will be good enough and then the next game we'll be shit again

07:35 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@Vxb1 @Bateseyboy Djokovic wasn't number 1 because he won majors he was number 1 for the same reason Murray will be. Stop talking shit you 2

09:45 AM - 5 Nov 2016

@therealflannerz @Bateseyboy I fucking hate that arse picking shitty finger sniffer

09:27 AM - 5 Nov 2016

@lukeherbert A shit manager who plays boring football?

10:17 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@harwood_steve I didn't buy into last season too much, the other top teams were mostly shit , that's why we were up there and Leicester won

06:40 AM - 3 Nov 2016

Wembley is even getting the blame on the sports news. fuck all to do with Wembley, we're playing shit and we're playing shit wherever we go

06:23 AM - 3 Nov 2016

@Daniel_Son74 Lamela is shit

08:47 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@Daniel_Son74 Lamela is shit

08:47 PM - 2 Nov 2016

What a bunch of fucking queers, wearing Basketball and Baseball tops doesn't change that. Dress like gang bangers act like shit stabbers

08:38 PM - 30 Oct 2016

@pokeefe1 It annoys me, perhaps more than it should, that decent singers go out so that shit can stay in

08:34 PM - 30 Oct 2016

Shopping done, fish tank cleaned and lawn cut, all without shitting myself. Today is a good day

01:50 PM - 30 Oct 2016

@Johnthfc @dazradley and like I said that was because the rest were shite

11:16 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@Johnthfc @dazradley Thing is I'm only really interested in this season and this season is boring shite

11:09 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@Johnthfc @dazradley Don't be silly, Leicester won because top team all shit , same reason why we were in with a shout

11:05 PM - 29 Oct 2016

I tell you what the level of snobbery amongst Spurs fans is incredible, incapable of saying we are shit even when we are shit . Daft cunts

10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Nicole shitslinger going on about something being pantomime. What a cunt

09:20 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Zlatan draws another blank, told you that big nosed cunt was shit , same as Pogba. Same as Mourinho, Pep and Conte.

09:15 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@big_billy_bagel haha i'd wait until she was asleep, shit in the bed, roll her in it then wake her up calling her a dirty bitch

08:19 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Yep, Nicole shitslinger is still a stupid cunt

08:12 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@big_billy_bagel @KeefsLoveChild It's shit anyway, I'll keep looking

02:52 PM - 29 Oct 2016

I know the EFL Cup is a bit of a shitty comp but at least it's one we had a chance of winning. Wonder if we'll fuck the FA Cup off too

06:55 AM - 26 Oct 2016

@YOUNEEK_YID Yeah but if that was to happen, which it won't, he would still have been shit for the rest of the game

09:25 PM - 25 Oct 2016

@Wigglaar I'm on nearly 55 thousand and all of them have been fucking shite

08:50 PM - 22 Oct 2016

I'd love to get some of Louise Redknapps shit down my japs eye #Strictly

07:22 PM - 22 Oct 2016

And Lamela was fucking shit , which will surprise no one

01:20 PM - 22 Oct 2016

That was shite

01:18 PM - 22 Oct 2016

@therealflannerz haha, not mine mate, that shit is for scummers

06:05 PM - 20 Oct 2016

fuck Lamela man he's absolutely fucking shite how does he keep getting picked

09:09 PM - 18 Oct 2016

Its a good job Lloris is good with his hands because he's fucking shit with his feet

07:53 PM - 18 Oct 2016

Fucking Red Monday indeed, Sky have reached a whole new level of cuntishness with this shit

06:54 PM - 17 Oct 2016

Never heard One Republic before, and i hope i never do again. shite

08:14 PM - 16 Oct 2016

Today's televised Prem football can only be described as a load of fucking shit

09:09 AM - 16 Oct 2016

Just because we had worse 5 10 15 20 years ago doesn't change the fact, He's shit

12:59 AM - 16 Oct 2016

Dress it up with your snobbery all you like, I've never been one for snobbery. LAMELA IS shit

12:55 AM - 16 Oct 2016

Will never forget when Robbie Dee barged past me like he was king shit when i was lost in the music, put me off my moves, fucking cunt

12:20 AM - 16 Oct 2016

Let Lexi Belle shit in my mouth https://t.co/s0qFiHONJ0

12:07 AM - 16 Oct 2016

Fuck everybody there isn't another style of music to touch this Jungle shit

11:10 PM - 15 Oct 2016

DJ Rap- Hardstep https://t.co/lDdaAPX32j via @YouTube Hot as fuck and oldslool junglist DJ Yo fuck that shit

10:43 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@SniersMoregut Considering how good the current squad is, and it is good, Lamela is shit

10:15 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@SniersMoregut Seen lots of Spurs players that have been shit , doesn't change the fact that any current, or future player, can be shit

10:12 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Nicole shitslinger is a fucking cunt #xfactor

08:29 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Sit down shitslinger

08:10 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@smiffythfc1612 He's fucking shit , plain and simple, he hasn't got a fucking clue and neither has Poch for picking him

08:04 PM - 15 Oct 2016

#WBA had 24% possession in the first half how embarrassing, and shit

03:52 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Me: I need a shit do you want to watch it come out? The Missus: No i do not #frigid

08:44 PM - 14 Oct 2016

https://t.co/wygkxqCwFa This shit makes me so angry. The vote was to leave, just fucking leave and get us away from these cunts

05:41 AM - 14 Oct 2016

Lost a follower, wonder if it was because i said England were shit or the wasp sting on the clit thing

08:57 PM - 11 Oct 2016

@gloryglorythfc1 @spursycob He's a fucking boy loving shit stabber

09:14 PM - 8 Oct 2016

Nicole shitslinger thinks she's sexy, a woman who looks like her should be sexy really but she just isn't, she's a stupid fucking cunt

09:07 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@TomViejo it's nothing like what's happening in the Prem, Barca would make 500 4 yard passes in their own half, it's shite

06:29 PM - 2 Oct 2016

@TomViejo Barca and Real Madrid is tippy tappy bollocks , it might get the job done but it's shit football

05:17 PM - 2 Oct 2016

@3Dingo I blame them too but Poch oversees this shit week after week and then comes out and talks a load of bollocks

06:08 AM - 23 Nov 2016

Utter bollocks https://t.co/m3I9t5UuwA

08:33 PM - 19 Nov 2016

@Johnthfc Hard to beat over trying to win, negative boring bollocks

10:08 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Sideways and backwards bollocks

08:36 PM - 25 Oct 2016

Fucking bollocks , back down to earth with a bump

04:43 PM - 15 Oct 2016

@KeefsLoveChild @spursycob @Merlinho_ @_xVICKYx nah it's bollocks

09:44 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@RickyYido @deano311984 haha that reminds me of the character from viz, can't remember his name but he had unfeasiby large bollocks

08:54 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@TomViejo Barca and Real Madrid is tippy tappy bollocks , it might get the job done but it's shit football

05:17 PM - 2 Oct 2016

Some right cunts at the tennis shut up you fucking wankers

07:57 PM - 20 Nov 2016

@Bateseyboy I know just had to go and sweep a load up outside, wankers

09:43 AM - 30 Oct 2016

@MasonDee2419 Duffel coat wanker

03:52 PM - 22 Oct 2016

Might have a wank

10:49 AM - 16 Oct 2016

Next time i get chance i'm definitely gonna have a wank over a picture of Rosamund Pike,that bitch has got a lovely arse,sexy as fuck for 37

08:12 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Boyz n the hood on BBC 2. The best films ever made will be 1. Menace to Society and 2. Boyz n the hood. Thats a fact bitch ass tricks

11:25 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Please somebody driveby this fucking hood rat bitch

09:00 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Don't care if Honey G is really an actor or just a stupid fat bitch the people voting for her deserve to be kicked in the throat #xfactor

08:29 PM - 13 Nov 2016

Why hasn't someone done a drive by on this bitch yet?

09:24 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@smiffythfc1612 fucking love lezzers me, lick each others cunts you kinky bitches

07:42 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@Babsyid If Anna Kendrick is in it i will watch it, i even watched Into The Woods. I would love to bum that bitch

11:29 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@smiffythfc1612 @OnetrueSpur @BBCSport that's a trick of the light bitch

10:45 PM - 5 Nov 2016

A 'credible rap artist' covering a kriss kross song eat shit and fucking die you fat rancid bitch

09:56 PM - 5 Nov 2016

https://t.co/yD6R36kdYV fucking hell Nicola Sturgeon is a rancid bitch

05:07 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@blp_11 @Daily_Express And a little bit of bum at the end, she's a mucky little bitch and there is nothing wrong with that at all

09:15 PM - 30 Oct 2016

@_1lucky Definitely accept, i'd love to fuck that crazy bitch , no holes barred with her i bet

06:40 PM - 30 Oct 2016

If there's any justice this crazy Finnnish bitch will win #xfactor

09:18 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@smiffythfc1612 yep, use the bitch

08:30 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@big_billy_bagel haha i'd wait until she was asleep, shit in the bed, roll her in it then wake her up calling her a dirty bitch

08:19 PM - 29 Oct 2016

In Wilcos earlier i saw a big fat bitch feeding her baby from her big fat cellulite riddled tit

06:25 PM - 29 Oct 2016

https://t.co/I0PNv6e3fm Lying bitch

11:53 PM - 28 Oct 2016

@Bateseyboy @realdealdanny Stop thinking about talent or entertainment and concentrate on what young bitches you would bum

09:09 PM - 22 Oct 2016

Look if all you can shag is a fat bitch fuck her and flee or keep it behind closed doors have some dignity for fucks sake

08:31 PM - 22 Oct 2016

Proper fucked off, sitting through England and this x factor cunt , really gonna hurt the missus in her fuck holes later, fucking bitch

09:55 PM - 8 Oct 2016

Next time i get chance i'm definitely gonna have a wank over a picture of Rosamund Pike,that bitch has got a lovely arse,sexy as fuck for 37

08:12 PM - 7 Oct 2016

This bitch needs a good kick in her fat cunt for murdering this song

08:01 PM - 2 Oct 2016

@RebeccaLou84 yep, perky titties , now we have to get our hands under them to find the nips #saggy

09:47 PM - 19 Nov 2016

SUCK MY fuckING dick

09:08 PM - 19 Nov 2016

Four Of Diamonds make me wish i had 4 dicks

08:51 PM - 30 Oct 2016

When a women comes on x factor i don't even care about their voice, i just want to think about putting my dick in them, thats not Honey G

09:25 PM - 15 Oct 2016

Plays football for the world famous Tottenham Hotspur and gets to put his dick in this. Dele Allison is… https://t.co/G0RZ5fT2r6

11:28 AM - 13 Oct 2016

I know a lady when I see one but only because they are so rare, most wimin are fucking sluts

08:06 PM - 12 Nov 2016

@phelan1985 @VauxhallEngland @DanielSturridge @England At least crouch did it for a bit of fun, Sturridge uses it as his trademark. twat .

08:39 PM - 11 Nov 2016

Honey G's a fucking twat *to the sound of men in black

08:45 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Oh see what Poch has said now, love that man I didn't think it was possible to love him more but now I love him more than I loved him. twats

05:41 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Is So Good the name of her new song or describing how her pussy tastes? https://t.co/4d9NM2UD0u

11:34 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@spursycob Everyone up in arms because he grabbed a birds pussy , show me a man that hasn't

09:30 PM - 8 Oct 2016

@Huk06 @nicolethfc @guardian He's not wrong though, loads of women will let you 'grab them by the pussy' if you're a star. Ask footballers

11:33 PM - 7 Oct 2016

5 after midnight walk around with a constant anal gape #xfactor

11:07 PM - 5 Nov 2016

@ColBower_THFC Serious Danger, anal tear danger

10:08 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Got a feeling tonight will be the last time i get to think about licking four of diamonds blonde's arsehole while thumb flicking her clit

08:41 PM - 30 Oct 2016

Blonde Four Of Diamonds bird, i'd love to suck her arsehole

09:30 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Love it when i tell the missus i'm going on the vodka and she gives me the 'my arsehole is ready for your cock' look

06:21 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Lots of women see pulling a rich bloke as a career choice but if a bloke takes them for the slags they are he's an arsehole . fuck off

11:41 PM - 7 Oct 2016

I'd love to gob on Laurens arsehole #EastEnders

08:22 PM - 7 Oct 2016

What a bunch of fucking queers, wearing Basketball and Baseball tops doesn't change that. Dress like gang bangers act like shit stabbers

08:38 PM - 30 Oct 2016

@SammyP_xoxo I don't have a problem with them marrying, it's the putting their cocks in each others bums that i struggle with

08:32 PM - 29 Oct 2016

I'd stick an ice dildo up her cunt thats for sure #Frozen #Xfactor

08:28 PM - 8 Oct 2016