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@ArsenalUdon an even bigger cunt than I thought in that case, what a helmet

01:46 PM - 1 Dec 2016

@chelsea1012 he's a cheque book cunt mate, good motivator for 18 months yeah, but doesnt develop fuck all,just chucks money at it and hopes

08:06 AM - 1 Dec 2016

That's real horror not a referendum result nor some cunt in a wig winning an election.

08:18 PM - 29 Nov 2016

@oftheVotadini personally all dictators are cunt , left, right, centre or whatever, all wankers

09:40 AM - 27 Nov 2016

@chelsea1012 yeah mate, I fucking hate them cunts , chuffed to bits

07:28 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@chelsea1012 bit of a ropey performance but I don't give a cunt , long as we beat them fuckers eh

07:25 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Right lets fucking ruin these shit cunts 3-1 #cfc

05:29 PM - 26 Nov 2016

seems my goading of certain cunts playing at twitter politics has lost me followers, I'm crushed, gonna watch Question Time then lay down

03:19 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Brexit blah blah Trump blah blah Castro blah blah you political types love a barney don't ya "don't agree with me therefore you're a cunt" 😫

10:14 AM - 26 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie fuck me, every cunt and and their dog will be asking for one now then, seems open to a bit of tinkering

07:56 AM - 26 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie it's very good to see, sexuality is fucking irrelevant to any sane thinking person, only cunts get hung up about it

05:41 PM - 25 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie hope Big Ron ain't on with "the 3 degrees" at WBA, after his vile comments about Desailly he shouldn't be, the cunt

09:20 AM - 25 Nov 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl hahaha I prefer to just unfollow, I like it when the cunts ask why😀 some take it very seriously

08:54 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@ClaireyBash good on ya, horrible sick cunt , typical of those wankers though

05:35 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@ClaireyBash what a cunt , block him and tell the vile cunt to go get a wash, smelly fucker .

05:33 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@rustysheppey they're all treats from the same box mate, self serving cunts who are happy to further marginalise societies poor. Trump 😫

07:53 AM - 23 Nov 2016

Not gonna bang on about the poxy EU but some sad ombré has a fucking pro EU tie on, grow up cunt FFS, naff Officers Club suit too, mug

07:47 AM - 23 Nov 2016

@peteweller smug cunt eh

08:38 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@mimikissy horrible Humpty Dumpty look a like cunt

08:36 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie horrible self satisfied cunt that man

05:31 PM - 22 Nov 2016

Twitter while question time is on, a quick guide "you dont agree with me, you're a cunt" or "I hate Tories/Labour/Lib Dem/Ukip"

10:45 PM - 17 Nov 2016

@253Ruth exactly, privileged middle class cunts that haven;t experienced it but tell those that have, that they're racist, its mental.

08:51 AM - 17 Nov 2016

@253Ruth idiots, as a kid, being of Irish parentage, I got dogs abuse from people, I have experienced prejudice, I doubt those cunts have.

08:21 AM - 17 Nov 2016

@253Ruth pathetic leftie cunts

07:59 AM - 17 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie great accent, liberal use of the C word, imagine it " the names Bond, James Bond, who are you ya wee cunt ?"

10:43 PM - 16 Nov 2016

@Nevertheless84 guys a cunt

08:48 PM - 16 Nov 2016

@david_wright67 sting in general is a cunt

07:12 PM - 16 Nov 2016

@Scan4lessinfo the simple equation is this, work with cunts= cunt of a day

05:40 PM - 15 Nov 2016

Well today was a right cunt , however I will spare my followers a host of work related tweets

05:38 PM - 15 Nov 2016

@ClaireyBash fucking dickhead eh, typical Septic cunt

08:49 PM - 14 Nov 2016

@curlycarli me too, cunt innit

08:16 PM - 14 Nov 2016

Great how leaving work 15 minutes late, puts your commute a fucking hour behind, cheers cunt

06:03 PM - 14 Nov 2016

A load of the tartan army passed me at lunch time, pissed up and casually cunting off anyone in ear shot, in kilts with cans of red stripe😂

09:01 PM - 10 Nov 2016

@MrCEssex1 complete horse shit , silly cunt

07:59 PM - 10 Nov 2016

@tonyabbit hope twitter gets back to music, football and cunting off random celebs or dickheads on the telly soon. Cant handle much more of

10:28 PM - 9 Nov 2016

@tonyabbit Jimmy Krankie has spoken, however no cunt cares

10:18 PM - 9 Nov 2016

@MrCEssex1 fucking fake cunts

09:02 PM - 9 Nov 2016

@MaryBHand i make you right, i've toned it right down tbh but still to call a cunt a cunt , when the situation dictates :)

06:39 PM - 8 Nov 2016

concerned with folk using food banks and poor homeless people freezing their bollocks off, stop this fake fucking outrage you cunts .

07:40 AM - 8 Nov 2016

@mallster I know yeah, what sort of vile cunt would do something like that

09:15 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@Mrsdelboydave yeah but it was just as shit from Remain too, cunteron and Osborne were vile and full of lies too. All odious IMO

11:15 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@TheRealSitts the oyster top up machine is the best, you'd think the thick cunts were trying to figure out the atomic weight of cobalt

10:28 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@ArsenalUdon I despise those cunts , hope you stuff them

07:08 AM - 3 Nov 2016

@dylanh7389 disgusting, I'd just fucking wear them, what the fuck can they do about it, the cunts .

10:14 PM - 2 Nov 2016

Fuck FIFA, morally corrupt cunts https://t.co/ZddenavZGS

08:28 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@chelsea1012 fucking corrupt cunts , wouldn't be a FIFA if not for those brave men and women

08:17 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@ManiBStarr pathetic mate, green light for tramps and creepy sleazy cunts

08:39 PM - 1 Nov 2016

see air guitar, its for cunts , ok? good !

07:25 PM - 1 Nov 2016

@purpleink1310 exactly, its 8am not 9am where's the confusion, annoying thick cunts

10:56 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@bushystweets gotta be done, if someones a cunt , it needs saying

10:20 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@bushystweets na i slag every cunt off, on telly, in the street, on the train, in the supermarket, constant :)

10:16 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@Maria_julie oh yeah the moaning faced cunts

08:15 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@mimikissy that's it mate yeah, people are dreary cunts at times

08:08 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Ireland for example but either way, you don't like it,don't observe it, but don't get on at others if they choose to, you cunts

07:48 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 Far as I'm concerned he is a distant memory, I'd welcome back AVB before that cunt

05:10 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@Maria_julie same, he is a cunt . He is bringing shame on them now which is ace.

05:09 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 he is a horrible man mate, thought the world of him in 2004/05 now hate the cunt .

04:57 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 all that "these are real fans, never had this before" shit , back stabbing cunt .

04:52 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 good hope he fucking loses his job, cunt

04:48 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@Maria_julie bit of luck, useless cunt

04:47 PM - 29 Oct 2016

To reiterate a tweet from a while back, any cunt dressed as a clown fucks with me, they're getting a clump, annoying gimps.

03:55 PM - 28 Oct 2016

@Maria_julie haha I know, the man that turned Labour into tories with red rosettes, what a cunt .

02:33 PM - 28 Oct 2016

@ClaireyBash haha 😀 could go as the real face of evil, that cunt Sturgeon or Jimmy Krankie as I call her

07:51 AM - 28 Oct 2016

@SparkySJP @FullKit_ cunts i know, I dont think I wore a shirt after 13 let alone a full kit, what a cunt

08:23 PM - 27 Oct 2016

@ModSam1 @Pottermod @FullKit_ cunts indeed, a complete cunt

07:36 PM - 27 Oct 2016

@unionjacq8 he's a horrible little cunt though, id fuck him off, gobby shit stain

07:08 PM - 27 Oct 2016

@davegow1 that whole "jeans too small, boots with no laces, vest, oversized cardigan, beard and beads" look is cunty

10:27 AM - 27 Oct 2016

nice to see hipsters follow the 'ammers, shoreditch cunt https://t.co/ZcBFHXA4eD

07:44 AM - 27 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 all paid for by the tax not that pathetic cunt of a club

07:39 AM - 27 Oct 2016

@mellamociaran same with us and the 'appy 'ammers, you'd thing they'd won the CL, mickey mouse cunts .

09:56 PM - 26 Oct 2016

@paddimir @willtb72 about as likely as Frankie Boyle never saying the word cunt again though eh :)

09:42 PM - 26 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 me too mate me too, hate the cunts

08:01 AM - 26 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 can't stand the cunt . Don't think Conte was bothered by him though mate

07:36 AM - 24 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 fucking baby mate, according to him the dominated, deluded cunt

07:18 AM - 24 Oct 2016

@Maria_julie utter cunt I enjoyed every minute of him getting more and more angry, shit cunt

08:12 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@Maria_julie apparently he thinks it's humiliating to the opposition. Remember that cunt at Old Trafford with Porto or Anfield with CFC

08:09 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@samuelJayC @chelseamex fuck Mourinho, utter cunt of a man

06:17 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 as I said the other day, I've gone right off the cunt , silly "not friends with Roman" quip, he knows it will ignite

10:39 AM - 23 Oct 2016

bit nippy so the slow cookers made an appearance, lazy cunts dinner, some veg, steak, bit of stock, bottle of guinness, return in 6 hours :)

10:15 AM - 23 Oct 2016

@253Ruth yep cos that cunt doesn't directly compete with them for low income jobs, social housing, school places, gp appointments.....etc

07:09 PM - 22 Oct 2016

@jenbren1976 racism and trolling are signs of being a moronic cunt

11:58 AM - 22 Oct 2016

@jed_lyth @AnDyHiLl909 good luck today lads, shut up shop and hit the cunts on the break

08:05 AM - 22 Oct 2016

@jenbren1976 what annoys me most is that is one of these "celeb" social justice warriors who tries to tell folk how they should feel, cunt

07:40 AM - 21 Oct 2016

@luckycow0 every tweeting, proper biting, retweeting like a maniac, favouriting non stop, a real bore bag, you could say a right cunt :)

10:27 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@luckycow0 are odious dicks , yet folk here are frothing at the mouth over it YOU DONT GET A VOTE ON IT THOUGH YOU cuntS !!

10:19 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 wasn't a big fan second time around. Completely gone off the cunt now

05:37 PM - 20 Oct 2016

fuck me that Arsenal lot on youtube are fucking babies, losing is part of football lads. Old "fam, blud" and tattoo neck are fucking jokes

01:12 PM - 1 Dec 2016

@jenbren1976 funny how these fucking thugs are always harmless eh

10:21 AM - 1 Dec 2016

yeah go on then its December, I'll have a bit of The Ronettes and The Crystals xmas songs, fuck it

08:39 AM - 1 Dec 2016

@chelsea1012 @cfcjohn49 here's hoping mate, then he can fuck off and manage elsewhere

08:32 AM - 1 Dec 2016

@chelsea1012 @cfcjohn49 i'm watching better football and listening to a more measured and humble manager now, glad he has fucked off

08:11 AM - 1 Dec 2016

@chelsea1012 he's a cheque book cunt mate, good motivator for 18 months yeah, but doesnt develop fuck all,just chucks money at it and hopes

08:06 AM - 1 Dec 2016

been fucking taters the last few nights, spare a thought for those poor sods sleeping on the streets

08:01 AM - 1 Dec 2016

@chelsea1012 swp, ben haim, salah, del horno, cuadrado, pizarro oh yeah and he fucked schurrle off

07:59 AM - 1 Dec 2016

@60s_lover similar fucking insomnia

07:04 AM - 1 Dec 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl not many, i bet it hurts like fuck

10:43 PM - 29 Nov 2016

@VelocityBoys Old Mers is a funny fucker , great character.

10:01 PM - 29 Nov 2016

@VelocityBoys survived it but dies about 10 years later, lungs shot to fuck by mustard gas

10:01 PM - 29 Nov 2016

@spikedonline @mattlomas40 Major the man so inept he handed the country to Blair, fuck off eh John

05:48 PM - 28 Nov 2016

@kjordan7 me too mate, to play a bit ropey and still beat those fuckers was brilliant

10:41 PM - 27 Nov 2016

@chelsea1012 yeah mate, I fucking hate them cunts , chuffed to bits

07:28 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@chelsea1012 bit of a ropey performance but I don't give a cunt , long as we beat them fuckers eh

07:25 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@rustysheppey we were bit ropey but fuck it, beating them is all that matters

07:23 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Right lets fucking ruin these shit cunts 3-1 #cfc

05:29 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Gotta sort my syrup out today, looks like a fucking soap filled Brillo. Downside, the fucking small talk with the barber "busy at work" 😫

08:13 AM - 26 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie fuck 'em let them get on with it, got enough shit to deal with here with fucking Zelda from Terrahawks in charge :)

08:08 AM - 26 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie fuck me, every cunt and and their dog will be asking for one now then, seems open to a bit of tinkering

07:56 AM - 26 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie blimey yeah, see I dont like the fucker , but I hate all this shit where people wont accept results, all a bit hidden hand IMO

07:43 AM - 26 Nov 2016

@slammerkingdom 😂 I like Americans but wish they'd stop fucking with the English language 😀

08:30 PM - 25 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie it's very good to see, sexuality is fucking irrelevant to any sane thinking person, only cunts get hung up about it

05:41 PM - 25 Nov 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl I don't mind being a bit acidic if required but some folk are just plain vile, some real nasty fuckers on here at times

09:17 PM - 24 Nov 2016

If you're American, happy thanks giving 🇺🇸🇺🇸if you're not,put the turkey away until Christmas you impatient fuckers

09:14 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@ClaireyBash you're spot on there, fucking dirty soap avoiding tramps.

05:39 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@ClaireyBash what a cunt , block him and tell the vile cunt to go get a wash, smelly fucker .

05:33 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@chelsea1012 QPR fucking horrible tiny shit hole, the bed sit of football stadium. Honourable mention for the old Bloomfield road.

05:29 PM - 24 Nov 2016

Silly fucker is at least mid 30s, I last said "your mum" when I was about 11, actually no it was when my wife asked who I hated most 😎

05:48 PM - 23 Nov 2016

Not gonna bang on about the poxy EU but some sad ombré has a fucking pro EU tie on, grow up cunt FFS, naff Officers Club suit too, mug

07:47 AM - 23 Nov 2016

@mimikissy fuck knows

08:44 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@mimikissy na fuck that, couldn't bear to be around that prick

08:41 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl London in a nutshell, fucking piss hole

05:35 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl apart from the vile human emissions on the tube, yeah fucking mustard 👍🏻

05:32 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie the only thing they'll get from me this Christmas is a seasons greeting telling them to fuck Off and a partridge in a pear tree

08:02 AM - 22 Nov 2016

@chelsea1012 @jonthecab69 @stepbalding £1500 in the early 80s, fuck me mate, you coulda bought Chelsea for that then :)

06:49 PM - 21 Nov 2016

Look I love the Ronettes, I'm even partial to their version Sleigh Ride but the fact that I'm hearing it in fucking November annoys me tbh

04:41 PM - 19 Nov 2016

This is a bit of me this morning, frosty as fuck ❄️❄️

08:10 AM - 19 Nov 2016

@tonyabbit enjoy mate, off tomorrow myself, intend on lazying about and doing proper fuck all

10:46 PM - 17 Nov 2016

@Mrsdelboydave fuck that, like you say, just do it, doesn't need a label

02:08 PM - 17 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie @ArsenalUdon like it fucking matters eh, its a fictional character, so who gives a bollocks

09:13 AM - 17 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie @ArsenalUdon the old posh bigots wont allow a non white Bond though, fucking idiots will be in tears if it happens.

09:07 AM - 17 Nov 2016

.@ShreddedWheatUK how about you go peddle your unsolicited crap elsewhere and get the fuck off my timeline, trying to eat cocopops here.

07:39 AM - 16 Nov 2016

@footballmemorys @weller_chic fucking Alan dickens eh

08:52 PM - 15 Nov 2016

@MrCEssex1 let me think.... errr. no....no I fucking wouldn't why would anyone want to.

07:42 PM - 15 Nov 2016

@253Ruth fuck that mob, they do more harm than good and shouting racist all the time creates racists as it shuts down debate.

08:03 AM - 15 Nov 2016

@253Ruth definitely not, she's a racist moron. But the French and indeed the UK governments need to address real issues, fuck being PC

07:57 AM - 15 Nov 2016

@ClaireyBash fucking dickhead eh, typical Septic cunt

08:49 PM - 14 Nov 2016

@curlycarli had a gut full of it, need the fucking lotto to come on sharpish

08:18 PM - 14 Nov 2016

Great how leaving work 15 minutes late, puts your commute a fucking hour behind, cheers cunt

06:03 PM - 14 Nov 2016

@Cabmerlot twitter is a bit of a laugh, I don't get folk that come on here make "real" friends, fuck that

05:31 PM - 13 Nov 2016

@dirvine1978 good lads, I'm still fucking fuming at the Irish Fa for what they did, disgrace

09:48 AM - 12 Nov 2016

@davegow1 they should fuck off down to Barts they can hang about where he got nutted off

07:25 PM - 11 Nov 2016

@gazokeefe1875 fucking tramps

07:06 PM - 11 Nov 2016

@mallster Bill Murrays fucking great, come on Groundhog Day?

06:49 PM - 11 Nov 2016

@MrCEssex1 white poppies ? fuck are they?

06:47 PM - 11 Nov 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl I love the Charlatans but fuck me I had to unfollow that fucker , dull and self obsessed or what.Changes hairdo for attention

08:55 PM - 10 Nov 2016

@Starlight_Bliss it's pigment nothing else, why the fuck would you dislike someone because of that, it's ridiculous

08:38 PM - 10 Nov 2016

Oh great the highlight of my fucking year. https://t.co/OGO3zTjHWz

08:33 PM - 10 Nov 2016

@luckycow0 will always be relevant while the working classes are marginalised and fucking ignorance prevails

10:45 PM - 9 Nov 2016

@luckycow0 brilliant band, fucking spot on lyrically, nothing like them today sadly.

10:38 PM - 9 Nov 2016

@MrCEssex1 fucking fake cunts

09:02 PM - 9 Nov 2016

@MrCEssex1 crying every time they don't get their own way. fucking lefty vermin

07:57 PM - 9 Nov 2016

@Marc_Luther all that shit people like NG talk "he looked cool in The Smiths" did he fuck , he looked like a fucking scruffy student

04:07 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@Marc_Luther fucking prick mate, cant stomach him at all.

04:03 PM - 8 Nov 2016

what you mean she's aged?? grow up for fucks sake! https://t.co/I1ChtgxmZm

04:01 PM - 8 Nov 2016

concerned with folk using food banks and poor homeless people freezing their bollocks off, stop this fake fucking outrage you cunts .

07:40 AM - 8 Nov 2016

Marmite gate, Toblerone gate, just fucking grow up, these trends are started by silly middle class kids with no real worries, should be

07:39 AM - 8 Nov 2016

@NicolaMac thats horrible too isnt it, all this "Netflix and chill" shit can fuck right off

10:57 PM - 7 Nov 2016

as we're nearing the end of the year, can 2017 be the year that people stop adding "and chill" to the end of sentences, its fucking pathetic

10:10 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@MrCEssex1 fucking idiot "blud"

08:47 PM - 7 Nov 2016

Friends is shit , the theme tune makes me wanna pour cement into my ears and Anistons voice fucking grates too. Not funny at all.

09:59 PM - 6 Nov 2016

You don't like the same team as me, so I'm gonna hit you, fucking morons, grow up https://t.co/UERRpCaQwe

12:19 PM - 6 Nov 2016

Big business using Brexit to profiteer, don't eat fucking Walkers anyway, unscrupulous bastards.

10:30 AM - 6 Nov 2016

@jenbren1976 yep, the correct term is fucking slaughtered them :) brilliant.

10:19 AM - 6 Nov 2016

@ChelseaFansYT fucking outstanding I'd say

07:46 PM - 5 Nov 2016

#HolidaysAreComing no, you'll find its called Christmas not holidays. Plus its fucking November so lets ease off on the festivities eh

05:14 PM - 4 Nov 2016

@ThisWasEngland haha, i've been having a similar exchange with someone else, I think its a fucking disgrace.

10:25 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@rustysheppey I was thinking they'd fuck off tbh, I dont mind the democratic process but parliament is heavily remain, the courts it would

10:10 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@rustysheppey power, do and not will not allow us to leave in anything other than a superficial way. Mays a remainer, does she give a fuck

09:40 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@rustysheppey fucked off because I think the judges have acted out of personal preference here and I truly believe that those that hold the

09:39 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@Mrsdelboydave to truthful and realise they can and do whatever the fuck they want and while some Remains types may be happy with this, the

12:57 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@dirvine1978 @EastBelfast_LTW me neither its the fucking lies from FiFA though about not allowing politics into football

12:52 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@ArsenalUdon that blokes a fucking plank

07:24 AM - 3 Nov 2016

@dirvine1978 @EastBelfast_LTW if both countries wear them, what are FIFA gonna do? fuck all. I seem to rememberROI having something once ???

07:00 AM - 3 Nov 2016

@going_for55 @dirvine1978 fuck FIFA morally corrupt bastards

06:57 AM - 3 Nov 2016

@jenbren1976 haha I see, personally not a fan of either but Donny is fucking off his nut, so not much choice for them I guess.

10:19 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@dylanh7389 disgusting, I'd just fucking wear them, what the fuck can they do about it, the cunts .

10:14 PM - 2 Nov 2016

Gymnast banned for mocking a religion, get to fuck , I reserve the right to mock ALL religions due to my atheist beliefs.

08:53 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie @rachaelhxx it's just a star that will one day collapse in on itself at which point all life on this gaff is proper fucked

08:36 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@chelsea1012 fucking corrupt cunts , wouldn't be a FIFA if not for those brave men and women

08:17 PM - 2 Nov 2016

Sensible man, opposites sides of the same fucking coin https://t.co/UykTpu9U9G

08:15 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@ThisWasEngland @BreitbartLondon are they trying to boost their fan base? What are they fucking thinking?

08:11 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@DrGonzo2411 I love the cold mate, feeling cold doesn't upset at all, feeling hot fucking does though

08:06 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@ManiBStarr @jenbren1976 fuck him, little prick only changes his Barnet on a daily basis to get attention from the Timetts

09:02 PM - 1 Nov 2016

Poxy DM your Twitter crush, fuck off eh, if you come on Twitter to flirt you wanna have a word with yourself

08:37 PM - 1 Nov 2016

@rustysheppey britpop coincided with me being 18/19, gobby as fuck and generally pissed up, great times 👍🏻😎

09:04 PM - 31 Oct 2016

@jackie138 knocking for free sweets too, fucking takes the piss

08:58 PM - 31 Oct 2016

@DrGonzo2411 https://t.co/kIaQ7ZAJO1 fuck knows mate

07:28 PM - 31 Oct 2016

@DrGonzo2411 thats the one yeah, why break off in the series and make a shit film thats fuck all to do with the first 2, mental.

07:02 PM - 31 Oct 2016

Anyone remember the film Halloween 3, fuck was that about, no Michael Myers and some gimp with iffy toys

06:04 PM - 31 Oct 2016

@DrGonzo2411 @DirtyMessyGirl we used to let off fireworks for some fucking reason

05:50 PM - 31 Oct 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl got a few quid but soapy as fuck they are

07:39 PM - 30 Oct 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl plus it pitch black, silly fucker must eat a lot of carrots

07:38 PM - 30 Oct 2016

the confusion the clocks changing causes, fuck off eh, its an hour if you cant cope with that, you need to liven up "so its really 9am" NO!

10:52 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@tonyabbit pagan exactly the Celtic nations started it and the Irish took to the states. As you it's a giggle fuck all more

08:07 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Yep I've just downed a Yazzo chocolate milk, you fucking youngsters with bubble gum schnapps & nostrils full of coke didn't invent Saturday

07:55 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 good hope he fucking loses his job, cunt

04:48 PM - 29 Oct 2016

To reiterate a tweet from a while back, any cunt dressed as a clown fucks with me, they're getting a clump, annoying gimps.

03:55 PM - 28 Oct 2016

Now fuck off.

01:17 PM - 28 Oct 2016

Exactly, fuck off Ton. https://t.co/izqXI1uUId

12:56 PM - 28 Oct 2016

@Maria_julie not good all fucking Spurs around there too :(

12:54 PM - 28 Oct 2016

@ClaireyBash I don't even live in Scotland and that fucker is constantly on my telly or in my papers, vile

07:54 AM - 28 Oct 2016

@Mrsdelboydave voted Remain, so i though fuck it, its done, time for the bickering to stop and move on.

07:10 PM - 27 Oct 2016

@unionjacq8 he's a horrible little cunt though, id fuck him off, gobby shit stain

07:08 PM - 27 Oct 2016

look at these fucking tramps, kicking fuck out of a toilet. Its not tough lads, its idiotic, now get the stone isla… https://t.co/foxgEYnMoH

04:29 PM - 27 Oct 2016

@davegow1 last time they fucking won something too

01:34 PM - 27 Oct 2016

what the thick fuckers didn't realise is that 99% of their fans cant read so a song sheet is next to useless. Bunch… https://t.co/xzEFJm5Sk4

09:02 AM - 27 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 wankers need fucking sheets to get fans to sing

09:01 AM - 27 Oct 2016

nice cap dickhead , fucking chav https://t.co/p6mTHerHwS

07:42 AM - 27 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 fucking mate, sounds a pony venue for football

07:22 AM - 27 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 fucking hell mate 80s revisited then

07:06 AM - 27 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 nightmare outside then eh, I expected it, they're fucking filth that lot but portray as a friendly family club, wankers

07:01 AM - 27 Oct 2016

@kjordan7 fucking pricks mate, only reported as "chelsea fans attempt to get into the home section"

09:58 PM - 26 Oct 2016

@ScattyRedhead74 me mum probably does yeah, likelihood of them going on Twitter, slim as fuck😀

05:38 PM - 26 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 he never does enough for me, waits for the ball, doesn't look for it. Then after 60 mins he's fucked .

07:56 AM - 26 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 I didn't spot it until the wife said "surprised you're wearing that today" too fucking late to change 😂

07:43 AM - 26 Oct 2016

@jenbren1976 no reason at all, you like who ya like, i thought he was a funny fucker myself. Genuine messages are nice, overbaked ones meh!

07:34 PM - 24 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 fucking baby mate, according to him the dominated, deluded cunt

07:18 AM - 24 Oct 2016

@DrGonzo2411 it's a good one tonight. Bit of a spoiler, Utd got fucked 😀

08:02 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@DrGonzo2411 it's a sort of irrational paranoia eh mate oh yeah the beer sweats are fucking rancid fella, I can empathise

07:47 PM - 23 Oct 2016

I think you'll find,Jose, our gaffer can celebrate how the fuck he wants, fuck all to do with you son. Always looking for distractions, mug

07:02 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl childish, flimsy shite and McCartney and that wobbly fucking head of his 😡

06:39 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@samuelJayC @chelseamex fuck Mourinho, utter cunt of a man

06:17 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@jenbren1976 exactly sending message on Twitter "I'm with you Gary" achieves fuck all

04:07 PM - 22 Oct 2016

WHAAAAAAAATT! Mourinho was never friends with Abramovich!!! surely all bosses are great friends with their employees! fuck off eh

10:14 AM - 22 Oct 2016

@rachaelhxx why the bloody fuck has she got racoons under her decking?

09:09 AM - 22 Oct 2016

@253Ruth course yeah, individual choice. If ya like it, fucking buy it

09:21 AM - 21 Oct 2016

@V1marcobay @Marc_Luther when you have a vision about the lotto numbers get the fucking tweet in early doors mate :)

08:55 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@mallster sort of fucking idiot yeah

08:26 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@mallster yeah man and boy an' all that toss. First game 1980, old fucker me.😀

08:13 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@luckycow0 haha yes, in all seriousness some people are fucking knobs though, constant vile talk and fishing for praise, fuck that.

07:32 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@cfcjohn49 @chelsea1012 Wee Pat added a touch of sparkle, Rougvie I loved too, used to kick the fuck outta people

07:07 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 babies that were crying that they support Chelsea FC not Jose FC and to fuck off and support the next club he manages

05:43 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 I thought he embarrassed us last year mate, dragged the club through the shit . Had to remind all those fucking fan channel

05:42 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@60s_lover the dr gave me a prescription for some shit but I don't wanna be zombied out by them so haven't used them

09:34 AM - 1 Dec 2016

@253Ruth its dog shite isnt it

07:16 PM - 30 Nov 2016

@Foolkiller82 none at all, utter shit folk like that.

10:47 PM - 27 Nov 2016

@Foolkiller82 vile idiot eh mate, not the nippers fault, he's obviously been taught that shit

10:41 PM - 27 Nov 2016

@ScattyRedhead74 the ice hockey team is shit too :)

10:30 PM - 27 Nov 2016

Right lets fucking ruin these shit cunts 3-1 #cfc

05:29 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie fuck 'em let them get on with it, got enough shit to deal with here with fucking Zelda from Terrahawks in charge :)

08:08 AM - 26 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie blimey yeah, see I dont like the fucker , but I hate all this shit where people wont accept results, all a bit hidden hand IMO

07:43 AM - 26 Nov 2016

@londonlass666 exactly, biggest crock of shit since Lucozade zero

04:08 PM - 25 Nov 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl yeah I get ya, it's when people starting acting vile or spouting racist/out there political shit , then it's 👋🏻 see ya

09:10 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@paulmangan1965 @chelsea1012 hate to admit it but I always enjoyed going to Highbury, the new ground is shit though

06:09 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@chelsea1012 QPR fucking horrible tiny shit hole, the bed sit of football stadium. Honourable mention for the old Bloomfield road.

05:29 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@rustysheppey shit president though mate, more social division in that country than when Bush was in power, loves a phoney war too

07:45 AM - 23 Nov 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl gladly I only work there now, my commute is military precision, in and out of the shit pit as quickly as possible

05:37 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl for sure, no manners some folk, the air must be full of shit particles

05:34 PM - 22 Nov 2016

@onlyliloleme download a fake call app, take the call, make some shit up, shoot off, easy 😎

12:15 PM - 17 Nov 2016

@jambodarren rivalry is great, the Eng/Sco fixture is one of the best but I can't have the political shite at all

07:52 PM - 11 Nov 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl quick heads up the Monkey gaff is shite , can walk around it in 10 minutes not worth the entry fee at all

07:28 PM - 11 Nov 2016

@MrCEssex1 complete horse shit , silly cunt

07:59 PM - 10 Nov 2016

@MrCEssex1 utter shit mate and yes dickhead it IS over

07:13 PM - 9 Nov 2016

Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble.......oh shit read it wrong, it's not Trumpton that's trending is it!

06:32 AM - 9 Nov 2016

@Marc_Luther these target toting, pretty green wearing dicks , the mod squad, embarrassment. And yeah, his music is shit .

04:14 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@Marc_Luther all that shit people like NG talk "he looked cool in The Smiths" did he fuck , he looked like a fucking scruffy student

04:07 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@Johnny_Marr who cares? got enough shit on our own door step without taking on the burdens of the US.

03:45 PM - 8 Nov 2016

Glad I'm not an American today, choosing between those two is like choosing whether to have the shits or a vomiting bug

01:56 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@NicolaMac thats horrible too isnt it, all this "Netflix and chill" shit can fuck right off

10:57 PM - 7 Nov 2016

Friends is shit , the theme tune makes me wanna pour cement into my ears and Anistons voice fucking grates too. Not funny at all.

09:59 PM - 6 Nov 2016

@unionjacq8 shit result eh

02:44 PM - 6 Nov 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl or their shit all over the gaff

10:03 PM - 4 Nov 2016

@Sonnenreigen I will make this clear I think Coca Cola, the truck and song are shit and I don't want to see or hear their crap, my choice.

08:50 PM - 4 Nov 2016

@SimplytheTess so, so shit , horrible voice, crap music and Chris Martin, what a pretentious tosser

04:16 PM - 4 Nov 2016

@Mrsdelboydave we pay their wages, they treat us like mushrooms, keep us in the dark and feed us shit

11:18 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@Mrsdelboydave yeah but it was just as shit from Remain too, cunteron and Osborne were vile and full of lies too. All odious IMO

11:15 PM - 3 Nov 2016

This will be my only tweet about this high court Brexit shit , so parliament, the majority of whom were Remainers get a say on the terms in

08:18 PM - 3 Nov 2016

@jenbren1976 @guardian I bet it'll be shit , shameless attempt to ride a cash cow as they know audiences will flock due to nostalgia

08:34 AM - 3 Nov 2016

@ArsenalUdon now that Kane has shot his bolt they can't score for shit , it's great

06:58 AM - 3 Nov 2016

@yelller_belly hahaha no unfortunately I'm not, far too lazy for that, happy to rip the shit outta fairy stories mind you :)

09:12 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie @rachaelhxx hate beaches, don't get lying in sand, scratching itchy shit , then cooking in the sun, it's mental 😀

08:35 PM - 2 Nov 2016

@bushystweets fair play to ya, you dont need that sorta shit

09:42 PM - 1 Nov 2016

@DrGonzo2411 that poxy song too, utter dog shite

07:29 PM - 31 Oct 2016

@DrGonzo2411 thats the one yeah, why break off in the series and make a shit film thats fuck all to do with the first 2, mental.

07:02 PM - 31 Oct 2016

@yelller_belly I've a meeting at 930 where I need to inform my director that I'm not happy with with some shit he's put in my lap 😩👍🏻

07:59 AM - 31 Oct 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl I get that having Astro is labour saving but their dog pisses & shits all over it, then they run the vac over the front room

07:37 PM - 30 Oct 2016

@IanPearson1966 always a shit away day, areas a dump, crap support and a dull dour side to play

10:08 AM - 30 Oct 2016

@Hayleys44 it's really shit and very overplayed every poxy October

08:35 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 all that "these are real fans, never had this before" shit , back stabbing cunt .

04:52 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@davegow1 @FlashbackDaily yeah mate xmas pressie, Denim was another one, I remember Pagan Man too, all dog shit

10:33 PM - 28 Oct 2016

@unionjacq8 he's a horrible little cunt though, id fuck him off, gobby shit stain

07:08 PM - 27 Oct 2016

@Foolkiller82 shit , but that was a relief then at the other end

08:22 PM - 26 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 lets hope we smash 'em 3 or 4 nil mate, shit journey back for ya I bet.

07:18 PM - 26 Oct 2016

Fellow Chelsea fans moaning on here about travelling to and from Stratford tomorrow, I have to pass though that shit pit twice a day 😩

08:08 PM - 25 Oct 2016

Had a dream that I made a remake of Misery last night, it was shit , ended with James Caan nutting off Kathy in a cafe 😐

07:42 AM - 25 Oct 2016

@Canadians4Leave he is no nonsense and doesn't make allowances for religious nutters. Those headlines are vile though, ignorant shit .

08:16 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@Maria_julie utter cunt I enjoyed every minute of him getting more and more angry, shit cunt

08:12 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl in summation I think they're dog shit :)

06:44 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl childish, flimsy shite and McCartney and that wobbly fucking head of his 😡

06:39 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl I can't have them, mediocre musicians, early work is especially shit , trite love songs with no substance

06:30 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@Perlalaloca should be doing is assessing on a case by case basis regardless of their age, Its the tories that are shit stirring.

08:47 PM - 20 Oct 2016

Wouldn't be hard, he doesn't have much to compare it too. Bit like having a shit and declaring it your best ever po… https://t.co/0S5bGUd8uU

08:16 PM - 20 Oct 2016

nice twitter clear out done, get all the shit off my timeline.

07:23 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 I thought he embarrassed us last year mate, dragged the club through the shit . Had to remind all those fucking fan channel

05:42 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@60s_lover it's a right bastard, I refuse to take sleeping tabs though, bollocks to that.

07:07 AM - 1 Dec 2016

@rustysheppey sad eh mate, personally I could not give a bollocks , it's irrelevant, playing well for my club is my only concern

05:36 PM - 25 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie @ArsenalUdon like it fucking matters eh, its a fictional character, so who gives a bollocks

09:13 AM - 17 Nov 2016

@253Ruth it is bollocks , if you can't control numbers, you can't provide accurate provision for vital public services.

10:02 AM - 16 Nov 2016

@ChelseaFansYT yeah bollocks to him, never forgive him for his celebration when they beat us 5-1 in that semi

06:12 PM - 15 Nov 2016

@DirtyMessyGirl ahhh Cornwall is the bollocks St Ives is beautiful , loads of nice places to eat and drink, very relaxing.

07:51 PM - 11 Nov 2016

@jambodarren booing anthems is bollocks mate, no need at all

07:48 PM - 11 Nov 2016

As a neutral in the England/Scotland thing, I'll only say behave yourself, it's football, leave the political bollocks out, its boring

07:41 PM - 11 Nov 2016

@davegow1 I like that they're portrayed as peaceful, yeah no Celtic/Snp anti English rhetoric at all! bollocks

07:20 PM - 11 Nov 2016

@tonyabbit "today I felt the same as I did when a loved one died" bollocks mate, stayed off all day hoped it would die down but it hasnt

10:29 PM - 9 Nov 2016

concerned with folk using food banks and poor homeless people freezing their bollocks off, stop this fake fucking outrage you cunts .

07:40 AM - 8 Nov 2016

@ArsenalUdon bourbons are great, all this fancy bollocks they have today and an old cheapo is still the best

10:17 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@ClaireyBash can't say this, can't say that, bollocks I say what I want if it offends then so be it

07:12 AM - 3 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie always finds some bollocks , we steamrolled them, even Souness said he couldn't believe the stats were so similar, they were

08:10 PM - 23 Oct 2016

@253Ruth me neither I've slagged it off cos I think, like all papers, it's bollocks . But it's not important is it.....

07:56 AM - 21 Oct 2016

@luckycow0 bollocks , I get unfollowed constantly cos folk cant handle me disagreeing, time to grow up for some people.

10:41 PM - 20 Oct 2016

When you're pissing and moaning about how bad the world is, remember it's a sight better than the one those people lived in. For example,

08:15 PM - 29 Nov 2016

@purpleink1310 I was pissing myself 😂😂

05:51 PM - 23 Nov 2016

@oftheVotadini personally all dictators are cunt , left, right, centre or whatever, all wankers

09:40 AM - 27 Nov 2016

Far from the best performance but against those wankers I'll take anything 2-1 #cfc

07:23 PM - 26 Nov 2016

@LondonBluePod 26 years and counting, it won't be tomorrow so it'll 27 and 0 for those wankers 😀

08:43 PM - 25 Nov 2016

Like Bambi on ice the wanker😂 https://t.co/haTCpw3db4

06:03 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@ClaireyBash good on ya, horrible sick cunt , typical of those wankers though

05:35 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@unionjacq8 I remember we played them in 2006 and he was wanking on in the program about them, lost a bit of respect for the man 😐

08:23 PM - 23 Nov 2016

go on City put the Barca wank fest to bed

09:20 PM - 1 Nov 2016

@ManiBStarr @mimikissy wankers

08:48 PM - 1 Nov 2016

@Maria_julie hahaha Defo not Special anymore, wanker .

05:13 PM - 29 Oct 2016

@ArsenalUdon fan channel wankers mate

03:25 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Just nipped out for some bread....what a wank stain https://t.co/z5u68yi9RX

07:15 PM - 27 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 wankers need fucking sheets to get fans to sing

09:01 AM - 27 Oct 2016

@chelsea1012 nightmare outside then eh, I expected it, they're fucking filth that lot but portray as a friendly family club, wankers

07:01 AM - 27 Oct 2016

@footballmemorys @weller_chic fucking Alan dickens eh

08:52 PM - 15 Nov 2016

@ClaireyBash fucking dickhead eh, typical Septic cunt

08:49 PM - 14 Nov 2016

@tonyabbit hope twitter gets back to music, football and cunting off random celebs or dickheads on the telly soon. Cant handle much more of

10:28 PM - 9 Nov 2016

@MrCEssex1 utter shit mate and yes dickhead it IS over

07:13 PM - 9 Nov 2016

@Marc_Luther these target toting, pretty green wearing dicks , the mod squad, embarrassment. And yeah, his music is shit .

04:14 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@slammerkingdom pathetic, it's not funny at all. It's all over the world too, some real dickheads about

09:17 PM - 7 Nov 2016

@DrGonzo2411 my old fella got "indoor" fireworks one year, hahah dickhead

07:01 PM - 31 Oct 2016

You make a remake about old Ton Blair and you lose followers, I'm glad, if you sympathise with that dick I dont want you to follow me.

01:16 PM - 28 Oct 2016

nice cap dickhead , fucking chav https://t.co/p6mTHerHwS

07:42 AM - 27 Oct 2016

I am the only person not watching bake off due to a dislike of that dickhead of a fella that presents it "ye've gotta werk ya dough"

09:05 PM - 26 Oct 2016

@cfcjohn49 @Tilbidge @chelsea1012 Wenger is similar to him, probably why they clash, both classless dickheads

07:57 AM - 24 Oct 2016

@Canadians4Leave complete dickhead that man

11:37 AM - 23 Oct 2016

@luckycow0 are odious dicks , yet folk here are frothing at the mouth over it YOU DONT GET A VOTE ON IT THOUGH YOU cuntS !!

10:19 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@SimplytheTess so, so shit , horrible voice, crap music and Chris Martin, what a pretentious tosser

04:16 PM - 4 Nov 2016

@chelsea1012 trying to suck their cocks mate so they dont call for his head.

05:02 PM - 29 Oct 2016

🇺🇸My guide to the US election🇺🇸 Trump - odious, ignorant arsehole Versus Clinton - insincere, smarmy arsehole . You decide America......

05:34 PM - 20 Oct 2016