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like. man what the fuck i gotta keep a rulebook for all these shitty spelling rules cause they ve got so many goddamn exceptions

07:06 PM - 2 Dec 2016

how the fuck my class finna teach me the aufbau principle like here it s all u need and not mention it doesn t always work

06:57 PM - 2 Dec 2016

La, Ac, Lu, and Lr... make up ya fuckIN mind

06:56 PM - 2 Dec 2016

what the fuck is up with the f block on the periodic table

06:55 PM - 2 Dec 2016

like. how the fuck you gonna support me and still support someone who based his entire presidential campaign on racism, sexism, & violence

10:35 PM - 30 Nov 2016

that s how bad it is i can t even be in the same room as them when they're talking about politics because they re just. fuckin terrible

10:16 PM - 30 Nov 2016

i thought i missed out on the steam sale and nearly fuckin screamed but then i saw i got everything i wanted n i just put it in my inventory

01:22 PM - 30 Nov 2016

i hate when people hate peach bc she "allows herself to get kidnapped" like. are you fucking kidding me.

07:29 PM - 27 Nov 2016

don't wonder trade trash if you're not at the beginning of the game holy shit stop putting out fucking shit

12:50 AM - 26 Nov 2016

the singular use of they is fucking great don't be a prick and tell people they're wrong without giving them a GOOD alternative

01:44 AM - 22 Nov 2016

to all the dudes out there you're not weak for expressing any emotion that's not anger and if people think you are then they can fuck off

12:18 AM - 17 Nov 2016

whenever i see a dragon ball character i m always like oh hey it s goku just to fuck with people

10:24 AM - 12 Nov 2016

he probably would have won like immediately if he just shut the fuck up every once in a while but he s just giving people all the material

06:20 PM - 4 Nov 2016

protip: don't be a fucking child while running for president

06:17 PM - 4 Nov 2016

dunno what i was expecting since i can t fuckin stand the taste of coffee but yeah it sucked i couldn't have finished it if i wanted to

03:11 PM - 30 Oct 2016

tried a pumpkin spice latte a bit ago for the first time cause i wanted to see what all the hype was abt n it was the fucking worst

03:08 PM - 30 Oct 2016

oh my fucking god i just realized litten's final evolution is john cena i m gonna get litten n name it john cena fuck

02:29 PM - 30 Oct 2016

or just get an everstone and sacrifice its item slot cause i m not pressing b for every fuckin level up

02:14 PM - 30 Oct 2016

it s not actually fire/fighting but it still looks like a fucking mma fighter

01:52 PM - 30 Oct 2016

litten s probably gonna have a fucking fire/fighting final evolution and it makes me so fuckinv angry like just let me have my fire kitten

01:48 PM - 30 Oct 2016

jesus i never realized how hard it is to get a green card like you have to give your fucking soul and first born to get one sometimes

09:40 AM - 25 Oct 2016

if we made it easier to become a fucking citizen that would reduce drastically

09:39 AM - 25 Oct 2016

i just don't get it like they re almost never undocumented by choice it s just that the legalization process is fucking bullshit

09:29 AM - 25 Oct 2016

why are undocumented immigrants considered bad like. it s so fucking difficult to get a green card and the process can take years

09:27 AM - 25 Oct 2016

immigrants can just use fucking loopholes to get past that shit and by trump's logic that would make them smart so i mean. he fucked himself

08:52 AM - 25 Oct 2016

excuse me mr trump you know better than anyone that loopholes fuckin exist but u call using loopholes being smart so

08:49 AM - 25 Oct 2016

how does trump think he d make mexico pay for the wall like other than fucking war i don't see how

08:32 AM - 25 Oct 2016

even tho i knew it wasn't real seeing all my loved ones be brutally murdered in a dream every single night for 3+ yrs kinda fuckin sucked

06:29 PM - 21 Oct 2016

i wouldn t wanna be president tho jfc ur fucked no matter what

04:06 AM - 20 Oct 2016

why do they want candy from strangers they could fuckin die

12:41 AM - 12 Oct 2016

my bday is tomorrow i m turning 17 n i m just like. well fuck what do

12:36 AM - 12 Oct 2016

i like audrey too because she s the fucking worst but i d rather rip off one of my arms than go on a date w/ her irl

06:49 AM - 11 Oct 2016

so she could be anywhere from fucking 10 to 20 in human yrs n i m not sure how i feel abt that but w/e it is that i feel it's not pleasant

06:44 AM - 11 Oct 2016

math is difficult for me to understand just like a lot of other shit because i have a variety of shitty ass illnesses that fuck up my brain

05:49 AM - 9 Oct 2016

bc we fuckin domesticated them they weren t always domesticated

10:31 PM - 8 Oct 2016

if you wanna talk about aggressive dogs then talk about fuckin chihuahuas they're not threatening but they're way more aggressive

10:25 PM - 8 Oct 2016

matthew isn t fuckin us up too bad in this area but we ll see

09:51 AM - 7 Oct 2016

if hurricane matthew fucks up my bday i ll be pissed

09:14 PM - 6 Oct 2016

i remember when bl2 was on sale for $5 n i was so fucked up over it i bought like 3 of my friends copies along with myself

07:39 AM - 29 Sep 2016

i remember when i got 4 $20 games in a bundle for like 4 dollars n i was just losing my fucking mind over how good of a deal it was

07:37 AM - 29 Sep 2016

being called racist/sexist/etc. is not an insult what the fuck it's just saying that you should work on how you think and how u treat people

05:56 PM - 28 Sep 2016

my mom n her friend are talkin abt how scared they are that hillary will win and how the country will be fucked if she does

05:58 PM - 27 Sep 2016

sometimes i think abt how my name legit means fucking sheep like just. a sheep. a female adult sheep.

05:16 PM - 24 Sep 2016

like i don t think that will happen really where the entire fandom does it but if it does i'll fucking throw myself into a ditch

07:24 PM - 13 Sep 2016

if u dislike hillary clinton bc you have different views that s fine but if u dislike her cause she s a woman then fuck off

02:43 AM - 3 Sep 2016

honestly if you think public breastfeeding is gross you need to grow the fuck up

07:47 PM - 29 Aug 2016

and it s like. when u fuck up it s not like aww ok i ll try again it s more like oh my fucking god please sweet embrace of death take me

12:30 AM - 23 Aug 2016

it s like. only one right answer and if u fuck up one tiny step u fucked up the entire problem. if u don t get 1 thing u can t get anything

12:29 AM - 23 Aug 2016

my life would be like. fucking a million times better if i liked math but i don't because it never makes sense to me

12:27 AM - 23 Aug 2016

math looks so pretty but also so fuckin confusing

06:12 AM - 20 Aug 2016

award for biggest fuck up of the year goes to mr trump

06:47 PM - 17 Aug 2016

i m glad ykno bc more people are finally realizing he s not fit to be president but i m just like. how can u fuck up that bad

06:46 PM - 17 Aug 2016

trump called obama isis's mvp oh my fucking god holy shit

07:52 PM - 11 Aug 2016

i had a dream there was a pokemon championship for best team and valor won and i nearly fell the fuck over everyone in valor was nutting

02:57 PM - 6 Aug 2016

closest pokestop/gym is like a fucking hour away

07:41 PM - 5 Aug 2016

they may be fake but i s2g if we get another fire/fighting final evolution i'm gonna fucking hurt someone

06:31 PM - 4 Aug 2016

if litten's final evolution is actually the fire/fighting one i m going to be so fucking angry

06:26 PM - 4 Aug 2016

@shslbab the fuck is that

06:50 PM - 28 Jul 2016

less salty now but still p fuckin salty 😒

11:24 PM - 24 Jul 2016

i am literally so angry right now there are no words i fuckin hate this game

03:41 PM - 24 Jul 2016

I M OUT OF POKEBALLS!!!!!! fuck YOU BULBASAUR!!!!!! i hate this fuckin stupid game

03:39 PM - 24 Jul 2016

sandile???? who knos i want a fuckin gator

09:18 PM - 23 Jul 2016

YEAH THERE IS ONE it was that brown sand gator one whatever tf that was called the ground pokemon just throw that all over fuckin florida

09:18 PM - 23 Jul 2016

there was a squirtle somewhere earlier but i couldn t fucking find it????? pokemon catching more like just praying you can find shit

09:12 PM - 23 Jul 2016

i don t want a fuckin back or feet or neck massage i want a hand massage

08:06 PM - 21 Jul 2016

ykno what life is going pretty well for me rn but my i can t draw on my cintiq bc it s broken so i m still fuckin salty

02:28 AM - 20 Jul 2016

when ppl are like lmao first person is better why would anyone even want 3rd person it shouldn t even be an option i m like dear fuckin lord

03:58 AM - 21 Jun 2016

ross just can t fucking read so every time he reads smth he fucks up n i m like same i feel you dude

02:15 AM - 9 Jun 2016

@shslbully forreal tho ur the one gettin shit done fuckin dainty my ass you're the fucking hulk

02:16 AM - 27 Apr 2016

the internet is filled with whiny oversensitive sjws. some1 tells u to fuck off n die??? who cares?? some1 murders u?? walk it off pussy

11:36 PM - 26 Apr 2016

depression fucking SUCKS but to have another thing that fucking sucks on top of it is just. ultimate suckage

09:36 AM - 24 Mar 2016

don't get me wrong tho i fucking LOVE money bc even if it can t buy happiness it can buy the closest i can feel to happiness

09:32 AM - 24 Mar 2016

not everyone views sex as a strictly personal and intimate thing like fucking deal with it

02:02 AM - 23 Mar 2016

ok not to be offensive or anything but i fuckin love drawing

07:10 AM - 15 Mar 2016

@ShockedTrump get fucked trump there are children here

09:58 PM - 1 Mar 2016

literally fuck off w/ ur special treatment eye candy shit like be nice to me bc ur nice not bc u wanna fuck me or u think i m pretty

12:11 AM - 1 Mar 2016

i don t give a fuck how ugly you think someone is you better treat them like how you treat everyone else

11:55 PM - 29 Feb 2016

and don t hold open doors/be nice 2 girls bc u think they're pretty what the fuck do u think they re an atm so u put in nice & sex comes out

11:53 PM - 29 Feb 2016

hate when guys complain about girls being fake when they wear makeup like. did you think we woke up like this..... cause if so ur fucked ...

11:46 PM - 29 Feb 2016

i had a fuckin dream that arin, danny, and jon did an episode together and the entire fandom was nutting

09:13 PM - 18 Feb 2016

currently looking for: a non-creepy guy to go walking with me at night so i don't feel like i m going to be fuckign attacked

03:14 AM - 18 Feb 2016

i killed arika a few times in the second lifeline but it wasn t in the beginning of the fuckin game

04:42 AM - 14 Feb 2016

more importantly none of it would have happened if they didn t pull that prank in the first fuckin place like. the fuck was jess thinking

03:48 PM - 6 Feb 2016

the perfect game for a money loving fuck like me

02:25 PM - 6 Feb 2016

the little girls make me laugh tho they re like pls lower the price to 0% i m broke n i m like lmao fucking leave and never come back

02:24 PM - 6 Feb 2016

thank god i was a homestuck during the homestuck craze oh my fuckign god it would ve been like literal hell if i weren t

09:31 PM - 4 Feb 2016

i just wanted to see if she knew and she gives me that sassy shit . fuck you siri

07:19 PM - 1 Feb 2016

it kind of worries me bc if i fucking die literally no one will tell my friends

08:00 AM - 30 Jan 2016

but then when characters do smth cold hearted for their survival, people are like WHAT A fuckING asshole

08:13 PM - 29 Jan 2016

so tired of the whole feelings = weakness thing like. being cold hearted can fuck you just like being caring can

08:11 PM - 29 Jan 2016

lmao so many people hate ashley bc she fucked up and panicked one time. ffs those same people would do worse shit in those situations

07:41 PM - 29 Jan 2016

no spoilers but after watching a playthrough of until dawn i can accurately say it's legit just. teenagers being fucking dickS

04:39 PM - 29 Jan 2016

chrom is a fuckign shmuck i have to have him hide behind robin or olivia or someone whenever he s required for a battle

09:46 PM - 28 Jan 2016

i can t wait to start fates so i can get my characters gr8 skills n make them fucking og

09:44 PM - 28 Jan 2016

lissa n maribelle maxed as sages with galeforce, tomefaire, and renewal are fucking untouchable gods

08:04 AM - 28 Jan 2016

@stoneburyhollow if u get her maxed out + get her bowfaire + give her a brave bow she gets op as fuck she s one of my best units

08:00 AM - 28 Jan 2016

i need a fuckin cup of tea or some shit man

02:47 AM - 26 Jan 2016

if people not involved with the government tell u to shut the fuck up saying u have the right to free speech doesn t mean shit

02:47 AM - 26 Jan 2016

hate speech can t be punished by the government but it sure fuckin can be punished by the people

02:42 AM - 26 Jan 2016

such pissbabies. discrimination n shit shouldn t be supported in any form of media but they still have the right to it so fuckin chill

02:37 AM - 26 Jan 2016

like. let s just remove the concept of offensive – the problem isn t that it s offensive the problem is that it s fucked up

02:19 AM - 26 Jan 2016

and people are getting angry for a good reason like. it s genuinely fucked up even if it wasn't intended to be

02:08 AM - 26 Jan 2016

people are getting angry over the scene because the idea is generally fucked up and is super misogynistic and homophobic n terrible....

02:04 AM - 26 Jan 2016

they re calling it censorship..... what the fuck .....

01:59 AM - 26 Jan 2016

that shit gets you fucking crucified

02:58 AM - 22 Jan 2016

if anything chihuahuas are fuckin aggressive they re usually not a threat but fuck they can be aggressive

10:15 PM - 13 Jan 2016

i ve never met any even remotely aggressive pitbulls in my life and i have met a fuckton of dogs

10:14 PM - 13 Jan 2016

i can t stand when people think pitbulls are naturally aggressive like are you fucking shitting me

10:11 PM - 13 Jan 2016

thought i was gonna fight sans in the pacifist route bc of the "you'd be dead where you stand" like. i don't fucking trust you skeleton man

09:36 PM - 13 Jan 2016

ok but what if papyrus's trap on the bridge had worked and frisk got fucked up like. i rly wanna kno what the fuc k he d do then

03:46 PM - 13 Jan 2016

my reaction when i first saw mettaton's ~tRuE f oRm~ was just "what the fuck ."

03:23 AM - 9 Jan 2016

my tweets fluctuate drastically between fucking around and getting into the deep structures of our society to address political topics

02:56 AM - 9 Jan 2016

if girls are up front w/ their feelings they're bitches and if they're not they're "leading you on" like fuck off

04:46 AM - 8 Jan 2016

i fuckin hate the term "friendzone" like. don t be friends with someone if you re just doing it bc you have feelings for them

04:39 AM - 8 Jan 2016

i fuckin hate when u look up smth and they tell you all the ~great benefits~ and leave the price somewhere on the bottom like fuck u

12:26 AM - 8 Jan 2016

"am i my brother's keeper?" basically means "lmao how the fuck am i supposed to know"

03:39 AM - 2 Jan 2016

for fuck'S sake man

06:12 PM - 29 Dec 2015

in short i have weird fucking dreams

01:50 PM - 22 Dec 2015

halfway through a dude fell asleep n arin yelled I D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THIS asshole SLEEPING OVER HERE. THAT S RIGHT I MEAN YOU, fuckER

01:44 PM - 22 Dec 2015

"Cats sleep roughly 16 to 18 hours a day." why couldn't i have been born a cat what the fuck

03:03 PM - 9 Dec 2015

like not everyone has the time to fuck around and spend countless hours on a game

05:06 PM - 8 Dec 2015

w/ fe:a vet players were like UGH casual mode and now they re like are you fucking KIDDING me with phoenix mode

05:00 PM - 8 Dec 2015

but they re too expensive and they d fuck my life up so. don t do drugs kids

06:11 PM - 6 Dec 2015

why go to dinner on a date when u can go the fuck to sleep

04:40 PM - 6 Dec 2015

tbh if someone says they think they're smarter than most people i turn the fuck around like nope

09:11 PM - 3 Dec 2015

i didn t even rip her off i worked to send her to cool leg and she thinks she s better than me what the fuck

11:10 PM - 1 Dec 2015

sent temmie to cool leg with my hard earned money and she threatens me w/ "I'm the one with a degree" i paid for that legitimately you fuck

11:09 PM - 1 Dec 2015

and then some people just straight up don t give a fuck if something is a human right or not jfc

04:09 PM - 1 Dec 2015

bro by reading the universal declaration of human rights you d think the countries that adopted it would be fuckin utopias

04:06 PM - 1 Dec 2015

and if they fell over they couldn t even fuckin get up could they

01:26 AM - 30 Nov 2015

like holy shit he was like could u look at everyone u love in the eye and tell them you want to die??? huh??? like lmao what the fuck yes

03:38 AM - 26 Nov 2015

if ya fuck up n do smth rly offensive, as long as you acknowledge it wasn t ok and you genuinely try to not do that again ur fine

02:24 AM - 25 Nov 2015

u shouldn t think woah ppl are gonna hate me if i say this super offensive thing u should think wow i just don't want to fucking do that

02:11 AM - 25 Nov 2015

like are you fucking kidding me don t be a good person so people like you be a good person bc you believe that s the right thing to do

02:05 AM - 25 Nov 2015

most dude lets players are like haha ye i d fuck u. but not rly tho. and then arin s just like PUT YOUR COCK IN MY ANUS

11:47 PM - 24 Nov 2015

i rly like that the game grumps color is orange bc no one fuckin uses orange for anything and it bothers me orange is so underappreciated

02:40 AM - 23 Nov 2015

ffs 1"+ high heels deform ur fuckin feet

09:07 PM - 18 Nov 2015

if he wins i ll fuckin cry man i m so upset that i m too young to vote

06:35 AM - 10 Nov 2015

also arin is really fuckin amused by old childish jokes he'll soon cross over into dad joke territory and i am afraid

12:39 AM - 7 Nov 2015

arin said he thinks anyone can draw and he didn't "come out the pussy drawing like fucking mozart" and ykno what he's right

12:35 AM - 7 Nov 2015

the best part of the kill everything route in undertale is the fact that you re like fuck this puzzle bullshit i don't have time for this

03:42 AM - 2 Nov 2015

real talk when i first played undertale i thought sans was fuckin me over and that papyrus was a cold blooded murderer

03:33 AM - 2 Nov 2015

i lov the fact that flowey makes a fuckin face like "u think ur rl smart don't cha bud" when u leave after u spare toriel w/o killin her

01:34 AM - 2 Nov 2015

@MarieMareep they definitely won't though if they did i'd be really worried like holy shit . they re not yelling. what the fuck is going on

08:26 PM - 31 Oct 2015

happy halloween. remember to fuck your pumpkin

12:59 PM - 31 Oct 2015

i also feel bad for them cause more and more people are becoming HIDEOUS DISGUSTING SJWs and will probs continue to do so they re fucked

03:15 AM - 30 Oct 2015

if someone calls me a slur i m like ok but if someone says they support political correctness so many people just fuckin drop dead

03:13 AM - 30 Oct 2015

like. these people get. SO upset if someone is considerate to other people and cultures and shit like they lose their fuckin shit

03:07 AM - 30 Oct 2015

and who gives a shit about the "original content" like ppl don t give a fuck wh

11:23 PM - 29 Oct 2015

literally what the fuck how the fuck is this gonna convince ad block users to stop using ad block like. what. literally what

11:21 PM - 29 Oct 2015

a good solution to getting people to stop using adblock is to make them less fucking long and annoying

11:20 PM - 29 Oct 2015

shit man if i got paid based on how many assignments i submitted i d be submitting shit ALL fuckIN DAY LONG

09:04 PM - 29 Oct 2015

tfw ur teacher calls ur parent like yo she hasn t submitted anything in a fuckton of time get on her ass

08:52 PM - 29 Oct 2015

what the fuck are they even talking about background listening is already a thing https://t.co/PYPzqnGdAk

06:05 AM - 29 Oct 2015

so my mom basically lived out grease. except she broke up with him and he threatened to fuck her sister n she was like lol and walked away

10:02 PM - 28 Oct 2015

i m fuckin crying i just realized i can get a college scholarship for being 5'10" and under 21

12:42 PM - 28 Oct 2015

but what the fuck is up with ross and his sakura spirit voice for every girl character i m dying here

09:47 PM - 26 Oct 2015

i looked up a vid of someone fighting him so i could see what to do and i was like oh my god i m a fucking idiot

09:14 PM - 26 Oct 2015

honestly like wtf and we re not tryna censor you either you can say anything you fuckin want we just want people to know it s not ok

12:57 PM - 26 Oct 2015

feminism acknowledges that stuff and it fights against it as well it s not abt being better than men or hating men what the fuck

12:49 PM - 26 Oct 2015

makes me so tired man i m not even offended by shit anymore i m just fuckin tired

12:46 PM - 26 Oct 2015

i remember when i was younger i wanted to be an animator and i did animations on my fuckin dsi

05:39 AM - 25 Oct 2015

real talk i fucking love grits

05:35 AM - 25 Oct 2015

if i rly did like doing math i could get an A super easily but i fuckin hate it cause it s not fun for me

07:44 AM - 16 Oct 2015

i just realized arin is fucking ripped. holy shit

10:07 PM - 12 Oct 2015

it makes me laugh when ppl are like "what would ur mother say" cause there s a 99% chance my mom would be like fuck ye i raised u well

08:01 PM - 12 Oct 2015

seeing all the positive comments about suzy on the msg v grumpcade vids makes me so fuckin happy

12:49 PM - 12 Oct 2015

every time i hear liberal views being expressed called "political propaganda" i lose my shit like fuckign . political propaganda

04:18 AM - 10 Oct 2015

to be fair all genitals are fuckin weird but imagine if other parts of our body grew several inches when we got a boner like holy shit

01:56 PM - 8 Oct 2015

hate when i say shit like "well they can suck my dick" and someone s like "but you don't have a dick" like fuck you i ll grow one

01:47 PM - 8 Oct 2015

then i got a lil older and realized pink is a rad color so fuck the anti-pink advocates

01:44 PM - 8 Oct 2015

it s just like. a bunch of them are adults. what the fuck . haven't u learned yet that being a douche 24/7 is time consuming n not worth it

06:52 AM - 4 Oct 2015

but the majority of these people haven t even fuckin met her like ??? it s fine if you don't like her but at least respect her wtf

06:41 AM - 4 Oct 2015

i mean just. what the fuck if you respect someone you should respect the people that they love and care about too do people just not care

06:37 AM - 4 Oct 2015

and i mean. arin is the host of game grumps and suzy is his wife and it s like ppl just ignore that have some fuckin respect if u like him

06:34 AM - 4 Oct 2015

n the genocide run is especially painful cause there are so many RLY nice monsters and then u just str8 up fuckin murder them w/ no warning

07:54 AM - 30 Sep 2015

i d played the demo so at the beginning i kept avoiding flowey's "friendliness pellets" and he was like dude what the fuck

07:51 AM - 30 Sep 2015

like killing them all fuckin sucks cause like all of them are really not that bad at all but it sucks more to beat those hard af bosses

07:50 AM - 30 Sep 2015

THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE fuckIN TUNA

03:30 PM - 27 Sep 2015

so gamestop just fucked me over, ordered a digital thing online and it wouldn t go through but paypal still says i ordered it. nice.

04:06 AM - 27 Sep 2015

no way in hell i could get away with acting that childish n i m a fuckin minor

08:51 AM - 26 Sep 2015

like dude fucking chill ur dick u are a grown ass adult

08:48 AM - 26 Sep 2015

like. what a fuckin child u can t throw a tantrum like that as a senior ass adult and not be immature

08:45 AM - 26 Sep 2015

i called him a "fake biker" and he said fuck you like 30 times

08:39 AM - 26 Sep 2015

also my mom s bf threw a tantrum over me mildly jokingly insulting him like he was like fuck YOU FUC K YOU FCUK YOU FCU

08:39 AM - 26 Sep 2015

like. man what the fuck i gotta keep a rulebook for all these shitty spelling rules cause they ve got so many goddamn exceptions

07:06 PM - 2 Dec 2016

like man what is this exception shit this must be how ppl learning english feel

06:58 PM - 2 Dec 2016

if you think happiness is a choice i absolutely want literally nothing to do with you because that's probably the most ignorant shit ever

01:56 PM - 2 Dec 2016

i don t give a shit that she could take steps to make it less likely cause. she will. still get kidnapped. that s why she's in the story

07:36 PM - 27 Nov 2016

don't wonder trade trash if you're not at the beginning of the game holy shit stop putting out fucking shit

12:50 AM - 26 Nov 2016

it s like he s asking for all his non-supporters to legitimately despise him i mean. he just does and says ridiculous shit all the time

06:23 PM - 4 Nov 2016

LET ME HAVE MY shitTY FIRE KITTEN!!!

01:51 PM - 30 Oct 2016

as far as them ~stealing our jobs~ i never got that like. finding work as an undocumented immigrant is hard af n they get shit treatment

09:38 AM - 25 Oct 2016

and mexico has already said they re not paying for that shit despite his threats so what makes him think that'll change

08:54 AM - 25 Oct 2016

immigrants can just use fucking loopholes to get past that shit and by trump's logic that would make them smart so i mean. he fucked himself

08:52 AM - 25 Oct 2016

including torture n all that other fun shit :,)

06:29 PM - 21 Oct 2016

including torture n all that other fun shit :,)

06:29 PM - 21 Oct 2016

like hillary is shitty but trump is a legit danger to literally all minority groups so lmao

04:05 AM - 20 Oct 2016

i still can t believe some ppl thought it was "an sjw's worst nightmare" like bro this shit aint nothin new

06:57 AM - 11 Oct 2016

math is difficult for me to understand just like a lot of other shit because i have a variety of shitty ass illnesses that fuck up my brain

05:49 AM - 9 Oct 2016

i might want to get into computer science but i'm not that secure in my math ability and i don t want to be shit all over by guys for it

05:48 AM - 9 Oct 2016

i can t wait for the halloween sale holy shit .

07:42 AM - 29 Sep 2016

there s a special brand of atheists tho where they re just so pretentious and shitty n i think they re even worse tbh

10:01 PM - 29 Aug 2016

i wanna draw arin losing his shit over beli with like animu sparkles in his eyes while suzy watches in confusion

03:57 AM - 20 Aug 2016

like. it's really not that hard to stop saying awful shit . i can assure u i have done it before

06:44 PM - 17 Aug 2016

ngl i aint about that tsundere shit if someone pulls that i m just like ok bye i don't have time for this

01:46 AM - 16 Aug 2016

ykno what i don t give a shit how "intelligent" someone is when it comes to being friends or being in a relationship with them

07:27 PM - 15 Aug 2016

trump called obama isis's mvp oh my fucking god holy shit

07:52 PM - 11 Aug 2016

the ice type is so shit tbh but i love froslass so much

05:59 PM - 1 Aug 2016

and she s been through some awful shit too

09:45 PM - 26 Jul 2016

petition to make florida the state known for spawning that shitty gator pokemon

09:19 PM - 23 Jul 2016

there was a squirtle somewhere earlier but i couldn t fucking find it????? pokemon catching more like just praying you can find shit

09:12 PM - 23 Jul 2016

i talk shit on my twitter a lot but tbh i m really grateful especially to my friends

08:44 PM - 21 Jul 2016

ppl complain abt political correctness but i d rather have ppl being too afraid to offend rather than ppl not giving a single shit

02:33 AM - 20 Jul 2016

when the character ur playin in a video game makes a shit choice n u have no power over it

09:15 PM - 19 Jun 2016

"SEND THEM BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM" as far as i kno nothing has been confirmed yet so holy shit ???

03:59 PM - 15 Jun 2016

i like anime more than most american animated shit bc i like the art more but. some of the art in anime is just. so. https://t.co/JV5ai78tve

09:16 PM - 15 May 2016

@shslbully forreal tho ur the one gettin shit done fuckin dainty my ass you're the fucking hulk

02:16 AM - 27 Apr 2016

i have too much shit to talk for it to all fit into 140 words

12:50 PM - 24 Mar 2016

i'm tired of seeing people (especially adults) shit on sex workers i mean. sorry but not everyone sees sex the same way you do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

02:05 AM - 23 Mar 2016

how is donald trump even still in the race like. he s a straight up fascist i mean holy shit .

05:53 AM - 1 Mar 2016

i personally think everyone should open doors for others and give up their seats (if they can without issue) and shit like that

12:12 AM - 1 Mar 2016

literally fuck off w/ ur special treatment eye candy shit like be nice to me bc ur nice not bc u wanna fuck me or u think i m pretty

12:11 AM - 1 Mar 2016

don t give attractive people shit for free or offer to pay for them if you re doing it because of their appearance

11:58 PM - 29 Feb 2016

doing polite shit should be bc you re polite not bc u think the person is pretty??? just don t do it if you wouldn't do it for everyone else

11:57 PM - 29 Feb 2016

i d wanna kno if someone were in love w/ me even if i didn t feel the same i d be like REALLY !!? :D HOLY shit NICE

09:14 PM - 16 Feb 2016

*UNTIL DAWN SPOILERS* josh woulda never done any of that shit if he d jsut gotten ECT like his doctor recommended

03:47 PM - 6 Feb 2016

i just wanted to see if she knew and she gives me that sassy shit . fuck you siri

07:19 PM - 1 Feb 2016

don't give me that shit siri https://t.co/J4MycIIvWP

07:18 PM - 1 Feb 2016

especially if it s a girl holy shit don t even get me started

08:13 PM - 29 Jan 2016

i hated madoka bc i was jst like them but then i realized it s bs to hate a char bc they make kinda shit choices in terrifying situations

08:10 PM - 29 Jan 2016

lmao so many people hate ashley bc she fucked up and panicked one time. ffs those same people would do worse shit in those situations

07:41 PM - 29 Jan 2016

grinding the right skills and using inheritance to your favor and shit makes fe:a ridiculously easy

08:24 AM - 28 Jan 2016

i need a fuckin cup of tea or some shit man

02:47 AM - 26 Jan 2016

if people not involved with the government tell u to shut the fuck up saying u have the right to free speech doesn t mean shit

02:47 AM - 26 Jan 2016

such pissbabies. discrimination n shit shouldn t be supported in any form of media but they still have the right to it so fuckin chill

02:37 AM - 26 Jan 2016

this shit makes my head hurt it s literally harmful and endorses shit things that s why it s being removed not bc it mildly hurts feelings

02:26 AM - 26 Jan 2016

u don t even have to be involved in sj shit to not be a dick like just apologize for mistakes and try to learn from them and admit ur faults

03:02 AM - 22 Jan 2016

that shit gets you fucking crucified

02:58 AM - 22 Jan 2016

forreal tho anything gets u labeled as a SJW or overly sensitive or anything like holy shit

02:56 AM - 22 Jan 2016

i started playing a hitman game for the first time and holy shit i wish there was a fast forward button

04:02 PM - 17 Jan 2016

just bc pitbulls are common guard dogs used in gangs and by dealers and in dogfighting and shit doesn t mean they re inherently vicious

10:24 PM - 13 Jan 2016

i can t stand when people think pitbulls are naturally aggressive like are you fucking shitting me

10:11 PM - 13 Jan 2016

some boring ass shit i mean. goddamn

04:58 AM - 8 Jan 2016

why did arin lose his shit over that oddish again

03:46 PM - 14 Dec 2015

i love OCs so much dude shit

01:38 AM - 10 Dec 2015

phoenix mode will be good for ppl who are interested in it but aren t that good at games and are too busy with other shit

05:03 PM - 8 Dec 2015

being ready early is the worst for me bc i m always like. it's 30 min until they said they'd get here but WHERE ARE THEY THEY RE LATE shit

06:59 PM - 26 Nov 2015

and the "u should be ashamed of urself" shit is just the most bull shit thing like that s the way to get ppl to go through w/ suicide dumbass

03:40 AM - 26 Nov 2015

like holy shit he was like could u look at everyone u love in the eye and tell them you want to die??? huh??? like lmao what the fuck yes

03:38 AM - 26 Nov 2015

of course if you're actively trying to change that you should explain yourself then but i mean if ur just like that for shits n giggles

02:14 AM - 25 Nov 2015

obviously i m talking about people in the public eye mostly who have fans and shit

02:09 AM - 25 Nov 2015

it s understandable if it's bc you're ignorant but if you refuse to give an opinion bc your opinion is actually shitty then just stop

02:08 AM - 25 Nov 2015

like shit i would rather ppl be honest and say offensive shit if that s how they feel than pretend they re for equality so ppl like them

02:06 AM - 25 Nov 2015

you shouldn t say racist/sexist/etc. shit because you're not racist/sexist/etc. not bc you don t want people to get angry

02:02 AM - 25 Nov 2015

arin gives 0 shits i think he wants ppl to be like ok ye he s gay af

11:48 PM - 24 Nov 2015

also rick from rick and morty reminds me of my grandpa because he s also an old dickhead with shit morals and idk how i should feel abt this

02:06 AM - 20 Nov 2015

i drew like shit when i tried drawing for the first time like. i was very young but i m sure if i started drawing now i d be just as bad

12:37 AM - 7 Nov 2015

ykno i may still be hella depressed but my social anxiety is mostly gone and holy shit do you know how good that feels. so good

10:14 PM - 6 Nov 2015

like. u being classified as gifted or having a high IQ doesn't count for shit outside of academics sorry

02:52 PM - 5 Nov 2015

ross lost his shit on 19 ep of undertale when flowey did the thing

02:41 PM - 5 Nov 2015

UGGGGGGGGGGH i care 0% about proofs why do i have to prove math shit i don t care how it makes sense

11:07 PM - 4 Nov 2015

i like to think that asgore was the one who tried to harvest him on accident and then was like shit oops

10:09 PM - 4 Nov 2015

@MarieMareep they definitely won't though if they did i'd be really worried like holy shit . they re not yelling. what the fuck is going on

08:26 PM - 31 Oct 2015

arin comes on the stream and immediately starts talking about taking a shit

11:06 PM - 30 Oct 2015

they get death threats for it and shit on a daily basis like. the backlash from someone saying smth "politically incorrect" doesn t compare

03:21 AM - 30 Oct 2015

like. these people get. SO upset if someone is considerate to other people and cultures and shit like they lose their fuckin shit

03:07 AM - 30 Oct 2015

and who gives a shit about the "original content" like ppl don t give a fuck wh

11:23 PM - 29 Oct 2015

shit man if i got paid based on how many assignments i submitted i d be submitting shit ALL fuckIN DAY LONG

09:04 PM - 29 Oct 2015

if i got paid for submitting my schoolwork on time i would be on top of that shit like u have no idea

09:02 PM - 29 Oct 2015

and who gives a shit abt yt's "original shows" literally what is the point of yt red

06:08 AM - 29 Oct 2015

everyone is losing their shit over yt red so i looked to see what it was and ?????? literally useless

06:02 AM - 29 Oct 2015

but i just looked them up and it wasn t a joke and i m losing my shit over here man

08:32 PM - 28 Oct 2015

major undertale spoilers btw from now on like end game shit

09:43 PM - 26 Oct 2015

makes me so tired man i m not even offended by shit anymore i m just fuckin tired

12:46 PM - 26 Oct 2015

it makes me laugh how snake beats the shit out of his soldiers and they re like THANK YOU BOSS I LOVE YOU PLEASE STEP ON ME

12:19 AM - 15 Oct 2015

i just realized arin is fucking ripped. holy shit

10:07 PM - 12 Oct 2015

every time i hear liberal views being expressed called "political propaganda" i lose my shit like fuckign . political propaganda

04:18 AM - 10 Oct 2015

like, artists aren t obligated to create shit on a regular basis wtf people have lives and shit

10:49 PM - 8 Oct 2015

to be fair all genitals are fuckin weird but imagine if other parts of our body grew several inches when we got a boner like holy shit

01:56 PM - 8 Oct 2015

hate when i say shit like "well they can suck my dick" and someone s like "but you don't have a dick" like fuck you i ll grow one

01:47 PM - 8 Oct 2015

*looks at gay porn* this is the gayest shit i ve ever seen

01:29 PM - 8 Oct 2015

so obvs i don t let it bother me that much bc if i did i d be a WRECK w/ all the shit on the internet but it's nice to get my thoughts down

06:49 AM - 4 Oct 2015

like u think someone s funny and like to watch their videos and stuff but then u go talk shit about their wife whenever she s there

06:36 AM - 4 Oct 2015

jfc tho you can t even mention suzy without people flinging their shit across the room like chill tf out

06:23 AM - 4 Oct 2015

just watched a fight w/ a hard boss in genocide playthrough n that is just some bullet hell type shit i thought the regular bosses were hard

07:48 AM - 30 Sep 2015

again if it was smth that was rly mean or hurtful i d get it but i called him a fake biker n apologized n he flung his shit across the room

08:50 AM - 26 Sep 2015

why are people so defensive of games and media with questionable content like. they lose their shit over criticism directed toward the thing

08:36 AM - 26 Sep 2015

it s ridiculous like. if a girl isn't able to help herself she's terrible and weak and if she is she's terrible and bitchy ???

07:31 PM - 27 Nov 2016

call me an asshole or a motherfucker or a piece of shit or something jokingly and i m fine but if u call me a bitch i m like ok bye

12:29 AM - 1 Mar 2016

if someone calls me a bitch i 0% want to be around them ever again even jokingly like. stop.

12:28 AM - 1 Mar 2016

n i also hate bitch bc girls get called bitches for existing like women as a whole are commonly called bitches which is super disrespectful

12:22 AM - 1 Mar 2016

when u call a girl a bitch it s means she's being an asshole but when u call a guy a bitch it means he s being weak

12:18 AM - 1 Mar 2016

if girls are up front w/ their feelings they're bitches and if they're not they're "leading you on" like fuck off

04:46 AM - 8 Jan 2016

i love that in the kill everything run when you see flowey after u kill toriel he s just like YAAAAAAAAS bitch YAAAASSSS

04:23 AM - 6 Nov 2015

even worse tho is sending them back in just. don t do that don't be a dick

12:52 AM - 26 Nov 2016

except when someone loses/gains weight, don t say they look better bc of it like that's a dick move and it makes people insecure

09:13 PM - 25 Mar 2016

btw i m ok w/ callin ppl dicks when they re being rude & not pussy or c-nt bc it doesn't imply weakness when not used on the intended gender

12:15 AM - 1 Mar 2016

how much trouble do u think i d get in for telling my teacher to go eat a dick . hypothetically of course

07:03 PM - 1 Feb 2016

no spoilers but after watching a playthrough of until dawn i can accurately say it's legit just. teenagers being fucking dickS

04:39 PM - 29 Jan 2016

now back to the scheduled tweets about puppies and dicks

03:06 AM - 22 Jan 2016

u don t even have to be involved in sj shit to not be a dick like just apologize for mistakes and try to learn from them and admit ur faults

03:02 AM - 22 Jan 2016

it s literally so easy not to be a dick being a dick takes so much effort and time and not being a dick requires like 0 energy

03:00 AM - 22 Jan 2016

alright i m done back to my scheduled dick jokes

02:50 AM - 9 Jan 2016

also rick from rick and morty reminds me of my grandpa because he s also an old dickhead with shit morals and idk how i should feel abt this

02:06 AM - 20 Nov 2015

ok but really what would happen if you put your dick in a vacuum

08:44 PM - 12 Oct 2015

s/o to ppl w/ dicks you have to deal with a temporarily growing appendage between ur legs

01:59 PM - 8 Oct 2015

it scares me that dicks grow several inches when erect like. that s terrifying. why is it growing

01:54 PM - 8 Oct 2015

"you should really do your work" "i will stop riding my dick about it jfc"

01:49 PM - 8 Oct 2015

other terms include "stop riding my dick about it" and "get off my dick about it"

01:48 PM - 8 Oct 2015

hate when i say shit like "well they can suck my dick" and someone s like "but you don't have a dick" like fuck you i ll grow one

01:47 PM - 8 Oct 2015

like dude fucking chill ur dick u are a grown ass adult

08:48 AM - 26 Sep 2015

i wouldn't want someone to be with me cause they need me wtf i wouldn't want to be kept around out of necessity

05:10 AM - 22 Nov 2016

in backstage pass it s only weird if sian (18) dates benito (15) and they do sexual stuff wtf dating isn't inherently sexual jesus christ

08:24 PM - 23 Sep 2016

fuck all u guys that don't like orange wtf orange is great

06:06 AM - 20 Aug 2016

@shslbully wtf fuck when are u coming back

03:27 AM - 4 Aug 2016

not everyone can be naturally beautiful and perfect ??? like wtf the reason girls are "more attractive than men" is bc they wear makeup

11:50 PM - 29 Feb 2016

honestly like wtf and we re not tryna censor you either you can say anything you fuckin want we just want people to know it s not ok

12:57 PM - 26 Oct 2015

like, artists aren t obligated to create shit on a regular basis wtf people have lives and shit

10:49 PM - 8 Oct 2015

it's super fun tho bc i have a sniper playstyle and lbt means whenever i headshot a motherfucker they get shocked n set ppl on fire

07:46 PM - 23 Oct 2016

call me an asshole or a motherfucker or a piece of shit or something jokingly and i m fine but if u call me a bitch i m like ok bye

12:29 AM - 1 Mar 2016

i hate it so much when people hate characters for being wimpy in a terrifying situation like motherfucker you would piss yourself

08:04 PM - 29 Jan 2016

it baffles me bc donald trump has singlehandedly gotten so many perviously undecided people to vote against him by being an asshole

06:42 PM - 17 Aug 2016

it baffles me bc donald trump has singlehandedly gotten so many perviously undecided people to vote against him by being an asshole

06:42 PM - 17 Aug 2016

blue is actually my fav color out of the three but i needed that asshole valor life

12:57 AM - 6 Aug 2016

the reason i joined valor was bc i immediately loved candela but also bc i heard it's full of assholes n i decided yup that s the team 4 me

12:53 AM - 6 Aug 2016

call me an asshole or a motherfucker or a piece of shit or something jokingly and i m fine but if u call me a bitch i m like ok bye

12:29 AM - 1 Mar 2016

c-nt is closer to asshole in meaning but still usually implies weakness

12:19 AM - 1 Mar 2016

when u call a girl a bitch it s means she's being an asshole but when u call a guy a bitch it means he s being weak

12:18 AM - 1 Mar 2016

for example if those things just meant asshole no matter what gender it s used on i would be fine with it but no they imply weakness

12:17 AM - 1 Mar 2016

but then when characters do smth cold hearted for their survival, people are like WHAT A fuckING asshole

08:13 PM - 29 Jan 2016

jesus christ god forbid the internet see me play games i would be ripped in two by the asshole and spit on for not seeing smth obvious

12:11 AM - 20 Jan 2016

before the fight with undyne i was suuuuper expecting her to tear me a new asshole and then she did and i loved it

09:34 PM - 13 Jan 2016

halfway through a dude fell asleep n arin yelled I D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THIS asshole SLEEPING OVER HERE. THAT S RIGHT I MEAN YOU, fuckER

01:44 PM - 22 Dec 2015

i hate when ppl avoid those things or are wishy-washy about them so they don t ruin their image like. pick a side asshole

02:07 AM - 25 Nov 2015

in exchange for having arin and dan play ross's asshole mario levels he should continue the eryi's action playthrough. it's only fair

12:01 AM - 22 Nov 2015

i just realized pokemon S&M sounds like the S&M in bdsm and i m uncomfortable

11:26 PM - 10 May 2016

the internet is filled with whiny oversensitive sjws. some1 tells u to fuck off n die??? who cares?? some1 murders u?? walk it off pussy

11:36 PM - 26 Apr 2016

and pussy just implies weakness all around

12:18 AM - 1 Mar 2016

btw i m ok w/ callin ppl dicks when they re being rude & not pussy or c-nt bc it doesn't imply weakness when not used on the intended gender

12:15 AM - 1 Mar 2016

"i'd rather you didn't use that word to refer to me" "OH DID I TRIGGER YOU. pussy" like, chill man

02:59 AM - 22 Jan 2016

arin said he thinks anyone can draw and he didn't "come out the pussy drawing like fucking mozart" and ykno what he's right

12:35 AM - 7 Nov 2015

and non-sex workers calling sex workers sluts/whores pisses me off cause it s like??? those are insulting words for things that aren't bad??

02:01 AM - 23 Mar 2016

call me an asshole or a motherfucker or a piece of shit or something jokingly and i m fine but if u call me a bitch i m like ok bye

12:29 AM - 1 Mar 2016

"arin i can't get it to play— oh there it goes ok" "god you're such a dildo" it's like trying to show ur grandparents how 2 open a new tab

02:04 AM - 20 Nov 2015

to be fair all genitals are fuckin weird but imagine if other parts of our body grew several inches when we got a boner like holy shit

01:56 PM - 8 Oct 2015

"brojobs are great but once i was blowing this guy and he didn t say no homo and i'm worried i've been blowing a faggot this whole time"

10:34 PM - 6 Oct 2015