@itsJakeWilley
Oh dear ... itsJakeWilley swore a total of 48 times in the tweets we analysed. It's a lump of coal in their stocking this year, naughty thing.
Find out your scoreSnow is great until you're hurtling towards it on a motorway and can't see shit . Thankfully we had people speeding… https://t.co/xUa9KlHUVt
07:10 PM - 30 Nov 2017
Jesus wept, the world is a shit place. Hundreds killed in Egypt today and now there's an incident kicking off at Ox… https://t.co/Q8OKOmcGWA
05:21 PM - 24 Nov 2017
@dayneoram Couple of little shits who live near me. Boy how they flew! 😂😂
08:11 PM - 20 Nov 2017
So we can talk twice as much shit now as we used to in a single post, but we still can't edit said shit if we write… https://t.co/m6sCya1NAr
12:59 PM - 8 Nov 2017
Sun looking like a blood moon from Breath of the Wild today. Straight up apocalypse shit .
11:51 AM - 16 Oct 2017
@FictionukScott And just for shits and giggles, top 5 villains: 1. Cell 2. Frieza 3. Goku Black 4. Buu 5. King Piccolo
09:53 AM - 16 Oct 2017
My actual name is shit for Halloween puns so here we are.
10:06 AM - 13 Oct 2017
@Linko64 I know man, but taking a shit on someone/something when it makes someone else genuinely happy is just a dick move, man.
09:26 PM - 30 Sep 2017
"I have a raspberry pi unit that shits on this." "Graphics suck, how can anyone like this?" "People are idiots for wanting this in 2017."
08:53 PM - 30 Sep 2017
Oh shit I completely forgot I need to pack for @EGX tonight. bollocks . That'll eat into my Destiny 2 time! NOOOOOOOOO!
03:40 PM - 19 Sep 2017
Oh shit another Earth Defence Force is coming to PS4? WOO!
02:58 PM - 19 Sep 2017
My point is, sometimes with all the shit that goes on you need a funny headline to cheer you up a little bit, so I thought I'd share.
11:47 AM - 15 Sep 2017
I feel like shit today. Couldn't sleep last night and now I'm bunged up to buggery. :(
09:19 AM - 22 Aug 2017
@FictionukScott Okay cool! I'll be on about half 8! Gives me time to get setup and shit 👌
07:53 PM - 15 Aug 2017
I've always lived by the ideal that life has a way of making us experience the shit before we can appreciate the good.
12:00 PM - 11 Aug 2017
@AnimatedAnt Heck yeah! If there's one thing we're good at it's moaning about our shit weather and faring badly in another Country's! 😂
10:58 PM - 8 Aug 2017
Some of the shit I see people spouting online makes me want to do this more and more https://t.co/oOq3UOmFOL
03:35 PM - 7 Aug 2017
Weekend TV is utter shite . Hundreds of channels and I end up watching re-runs of Everybody Loves Raymond. 😂
10:58 AM - 5 Aug 2017
I swear the people who hang around tourist spots trying to sell people shit don't even check who they've tried. Same guy asked me 5 times.
11:57 AM - 26 Jun 2017
Oh shit I can actually get tickets to @BBCR1 Big Weekend this year? GRIMSBY IS ELIGIBLE FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CHANNEL 4 DOCUMENTARY YAY
11:07 AM - 27 Mar 2017
@famicomandcoke shit are those fried eggs? That's genius! 😂
10:30 PM - 25 Mar 2017
My reaction when a guy on my Facebook is saying the Nintendo Switch is a failure and it "looks shit" . They've never… https://t.co/FbRLar4fit
08:43 AM - 11 Mar 2017
@famicomandcoke holy shit that'd work so well! FSA is still one of my favourite Gamecube games!
09:18 PM - 5 Mar 2017
@Rhianne_man Have fun! I'm gonna fuck with your desk whilst you're gone! :D
09:33 AM - 3 Nov 2017
Oh fuck yes. #SuperMarioOdyssey #SuperMario #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/DDAb3GGmtr
06:07 PM - 25 Oct 2017
@Daley_Kong God forbid a women has breasts. Christ sake what the fuck is the world coming to jwehgweiugiweg
06:53 PM - 15 Oct 2017
Can someone just headbutt Ribrianne into orbit please? fuck she's annoying. #DragonBallSuper
11:28 AM - 15 Oct 2017
It saddens me, but fuck those guys. I'm happy with my SNES Mini. Nostalgia sells but god dammit I'm happy to buy.
08:55 PM - 30 Sep 2017
If you've literally had any thought in your life that Nazism is okay, firstly please get the fuck out of my followe… https://t.co/woDhLhy6ty
09:06 PM - 14 Aug 2017
Some A-holes tried to run us off the motorway tonight because we reacted with *cough* gestures *cough* when they tailgated. fuck those guys.
10:13 PM - 9 Aug 2017
People are legitimately mad that the new Doctor is a woman? Seriously? fuck this planet, man... https://t.co/M5MmBnvMTh
10:34 PM - 16 Jul 2017
People can't even go to a concert without knowing if they're going to come home safe anymore. fuck terrorism. We shall not bow. #Manchester
06:55 AM - 23 May 2017
@Shauna_c_jones fuck it, do a series. Theme the titles like Harry Potter. 😂 "Shauna Jones and the Non-Optional McFlurry"
10:51 PM - 11 May 2017
@falloutboy I legit just went on your guys' website and found this. fucking about time guys, glad to have you back… https://t.co/ZNV2Uv1OP1
05:04 PM - 27 Apr 2017
@Rhianne_man whey! Question: fave album? I fucking love Infinity on High!
08:18 PM - 14 Mar 2017
Really hoping I pass my driving test next month. Can't wait to stop being a bus wanker . Jake does not like people in the mornings.
09:48 AM - 15 Oct 2017
@Linko64 Ah, the internet. Such brilliance, but also such bollocks .
09:29 PM - 30 Sep 2017
Oh shit I completely forgot I need to pack for @EGX tonight. bollocks . That'll eat into my Destiny 2 time! NOOOOOOOOO!
03:40 PM - 19 Sep 2017
@Linko64 I know man, but taking a shit on someone/something when it makes someone else genuinely happy is just a dick move, man.
09:26 PM - 30 Sep 2017
@dayneoram Maybe some people have dicks for faces?
08:34 AM - 11 Jun 2017
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