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@davyhamburgers

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Oh dear ... davyhamburgers swore a total of 352 times in the tweets we analysed. It's a lump of coal in their stocking this year, naughty thing.

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@PainfulBinder I sure fucking am <3

02:52 PM - 1 Dec 2016

@PainfulBinder surely you didn't. he was deaf as fuck but would have liked all us weirdos. he liked me.

02:41 PM - 1 Dec 2016

when I fell & smashed my head & woke up loving soccer & refusing to call futbol soccer that was a decent day because I fucking love futbol

01:32 PM - 1 Dec 2016

microstakes weiners get really fucking mad if u stack em up regular without ever PFR'ing dont they #poker so satisfying when they tilt

01:16 PM - 1 Dec 2016

Had dream was fighting 1 alligator& 4men, woke up strangling pillow punching wall & kicking guitar case, sweating & swearing, fuck you gator

11:58 AM - 29 Nov 2016

I dont fucking care if we win or lose but I ate 6 bowls homemade mashed taters yesterday so combined those omens prob doom yins

05:44 PM - 26 Nov 2016

Going to clean the fuck up with the bonus

05:14 PM - 26 Nov 2016

add me on facebook you know you fuckers are on there all the time to see who liked your shit . I am too.

06:19 PM - 20 Nov 2016

@davyhamburgers all that man had to say was nothing at all but he had to go full fucking clownsuit shitvoice he just couldn't help himself.

07:01 PM - 15 Nov 2016

I don't fucking like that guy. don't fucking trust him, I don't fucking believe in him, I don't endorse him, & I'm done twitting til 'morrow

03:55 PM - 8 Nov 2016

I don't know fucking fuck all now, at 46, sure as shit , all day long, & never have, so 20 some cats who got the vindication fire, really?

03:50 PM - 8 Nov 2016

fuckup squadron, grampaw division, davy reporting. aww fuck off lets play checkers.

03:35 PM - 8 Nov 2016

honour never fucking fronts. I'm not saying I carry honour I honestly probably don't. most people don't. I definitely don't.

03:32 PM - 8 Nov 2016

I won't mute for jaded or protest but will mute/block the fuck outta clownpants, on the sussing, fuck off. fuck outta here.

03:30 PM - 8 Nov 2016

this is America and why I love both of my Jasons if u aint love my jasons, u may fuck RIGHT OFF @Three_Ninjas

03:25 PM - 8 Nov 2016

yins can be jaded enough for all of us. me I'm like the dawn's new fucking dew every time.

02:43 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@WaltSaysStuff woke up in pool of own blood, ringing skull, & insatiable love for all top leagues. really fucking weird.

01:39 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@From_Burnley I keep fucking voting 1st I'm like a lonely twit vampire

01:16 PM - 8 Nov 2016

a lot of fucking places, you just aren't allowed to be you, no matter what, here u prob catch weighty hindrance, but u might yet be u.

12:20 PM - 8 Nov 2016

just give me my regular laxative, & medical emergency beacon bracelet, & pickup truck ads back on my old people tv shows already u fuckers

12:13 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@marz05 @FPL_Fly @BryanBoen @Rev0lusean @FPLThunshot oh fuck no

12:05 PM - 8 Nov 2016

if you don't hate political ads, even if you love politics, you're a fucking weirdo. ban that shit outright. make em use print ads. read it.

12:03 PM - 8 Nov 2016

it might just be a yank thing & I don't even dislike the young man but that fucking pogba commercial where all they do is say his name sucks

11:57 AM - 8 Nov 2016

time shouldnt "fall back" that shit should only "spring the fuck forward" not only cuz laws of nature but also so it isn't pitch black at6pm

11:13 AM - 8 Nov 2016

I cry all the fucking time. If you dont I just dont trust you. Spill some hot tears, robot, & we'll talk.

04:28 PM - 4 Nov 2016

Mother fuckers ! Lose! Loose!! What the fuck !!'

06:30 PM - 29 Oct 2016

Puns are the fucking worst. Almost never funny.

05:58 PM - 29 Oct 2016

football stream fuckin up all morning which is whatever expect gremlins in the tech pipes but this time it switched me to nascar come on now

03:39 PM - 29 Oct 2016

i turned this fucker off for a few days but now I need to know the futbol scores so I turned u back on plus just like better than fb or ig

01:20 PM - 29 Oct 2016

I know twitting politic is jive as fuck but I just feel honour bound for daughter & granddaughter to rail against that cad until am dead

09:47 PM - 26 Oct 2016

pretty sure the dentist has saved my life, if I don't die soon, cuz those teeth were fucked to the edge of oblivion & beyond.

09:32 PM - 26 Oct 2016

still distinct lack twit response 2 my blatant political fucking baiting gotta go make dinner if any1 cares champion team idiot, have at it?

09:10 PM - 26 Oct 2016

there is exactly 1 politisign 4 team clownpants in my hood, thats how I know this place is fucking awesome. feel sorry 4 em too. almost.

09:02 PM - 26 Oct 2016

you could say a lot of fucking things, but what u couldn't say, & maintain believability, is, that dude's cool, cuz that dude fucking sucks.

08:42 PM - 26 Oct 2016

soon imma have a fucking tuna salad w fries, so there aint much else can touch my happy sphere of protection, beyond outright damnation.

08:25 PM - 26 Oct 2016

just typed long fucking thing got erased but boiled down 2, yes, my friends, yes, feel it, yes holmes, dig it, aww JFC what a spin we rolled

08:06 PM - 26 Oct 2016

can't think of single fucking reason why voting for that guy would be a good idea, myself. Tell me why am wrong please will construct verses

08:01 PM - 26 Oct 2016

lost another follower I know shed bots left and right but if it was a clownpants supporter I at least hope they TOSS & fuckING TURN at night

07:59 PM - 26 Oct 2016

you can be this or that its all good & legit as fuck even when I don't feel it, what u can't be, & retain respect, is team fuckn clownpants.

07:55 PM - 26 Oct 2016

the 1st mother fucker that tries to tell me to my face that unbridled Narcissism is a desirable political trait catches fucking knucks.

07:31 PM - 26 Oct 2016

please come tell my gay family, in my presence, why your homophobia isn't *utter fucking bollocks*

07:29 PM - 26 Oct 2016

I'll eat no salad without fries(chips), because I was born with the desire for full fucking culinary happiness & frankly salads without suck

07:11 PM - 26 Oct 2016

I'll tell you what imma do & it's make a tuna salad on expensive fucking lettuce, w fucking french fries, because I'm a Yinzer to the core.

07:08 PM - 26 Oct 2016

I lost a few today. no worries. they either hate drunken dentistry sufferers or love team fucking political clownpants. either way, see ya.

07:04 PM - 26 Oct 2016

but still fuck that dude, forever, & anyone says he's cool, I've seen more cool fucking pimples.

06:53 PM - 26 Oct 2016

I'll fucking quit now but there really is no fucking comparison so quit fucking saying equitable it's just a brazen lie

06:42 PM - 26 Oct 2016

at the end of day, isn't it really, just, *kindness*, over *everything*, or, fuck u u fucking fuck ? yes. believe yes it fucking well may be.

06:34 PM - 26 Oct 2016

gay & brown & female peoples in my immediate fam means I can feel no other way at any time. fuck that dude. fuck that team. fuck off fuckers

06:19 PM - 26 Oct 2016

I don't give a fuck about that lady she's all day whatever to me. snore city. I give a fuck about dumb dangerous mother fuckers frontin.

06:16 PM - 26 Oct 2016

if team clownpants attains Executive Imperiality, I'll swear the fucking skin off twitter @DavidHenson84 I will

06:14 PM - 26 Oct 2016

if team clownpants attains Executive Imperiality, I'll swear the fucking skin off twitter @DavidHenson84 I will

06:14 PM - 26 Oct 2016

I don't fuck around with any of the mother fuckers who stand on brittle swiftly breaking grounds, as a matter of fact.

05:56 PM - 26 Oct 2016

I don't fuck around with racists, so racists can just fucking step.

05:55 PM - 26 Oct 2016

baby Jesus does NOT approve of TEAM fuckING CLOWNPANTS ORANGEMAN, of course. of all the things in the world to claim 4 him.

05:54 PM - 26 Oct 2016

this is a hard fucking world & no feeble wicks burning more than briefly & I won't pretend I know up from down, but we'll be o fucking k.

05:48 PM - 26 Oct 2016

in my mind u fuckers all *champions* not being sarcastic either if I haven't blocked u already & u twittin, I'm a believerin ur promise dawg

05:45 PM - 26 Oct 2016

my gumline: *WHAT THE fuck WHY THE fuck THAT MAN DO THIS TO US DAWG WHATS W THE PAIN ACTION* me "he's the dentist" jaw: *u fucking dicks*

04:59 PM - 26 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder what was in the meatballs mum had at her wedding in Ricon that made them so fucking good?! mint? lamb? wtf ever best ever

06:36 PM - 25 Oct 2016

@BenDavies73 fuck me I'd be much larger Chinese failure than am here, no mean feat really

06:04 PM - 25 Oct 2016

pogba obv needs more lightning bolts in his haircut. I wish I could grow a haircut. I'd adorn that fucker w like 12 lightning bolts if could

05:08 PM - 23 Oct 2016

That was fucking tidy daggers right there

06:06 PM - 22 Oct 2016

I knew my own shit was fairly fucked but that gave me serious pause to give thanks that my shit not yet THAT seriously fucked , quite. yet.

02:29 PM - 21 Oct 2016

is it me or is the earth always fucking shaking

03:42 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@T2000000000 @SSVa_Raven sorted these poetics by now for ad actions sure as shit or fuck em for slackin

03:31 PM - 20 Oct 2016

in middle of some real world fucking pain, her warm wrist on my jaw was the only lifeline to wanting to continue the plane actions shes huge

02:44 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@SSVa_Raven pretty sure that was name of manmade lake in manmade planned neighborhood in 9th grade in md I loved that fuckn fake lake

02:35 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@bunnylodge @Northern_Aaron that fucking spray coulda saved my suede Pumas norn

02:05 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@bunnylodge I dont go to the doctor of course unless a train has run over more than 1 limb. fuck yeah america.

02:04 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@bunnylodge I have tea like 3x per year & think of each one u guys each time @Northern_Aaron norn u on this fucker ?

02:01 PM - 20 Oct 2016

still fucking alive barely somehow. here's a fencepost. I typed it still alive barley at 1st, & thought fuck yeah,… https://t.co/leN7OGBJJ5

01:44 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder I'd be fucking petrified if I was them scraping away at mother fuckers skulls w reckless abandon

01:26 PM - 20 Oct 2016

holy fuck whistlers & mullet cats & stripe shirt 80s people dig this 1 for sure https://t.co/OBXra3BY4J @diss1

12:49 PM - 20 Oct 2016

promote a fuckn twit w a stupid hashtag & dumb product, got to block u on principle. gtfoh.

11:22 AM - 20 Oct 2016

you know your teeth are plenty fucked when the dentists & assistants do a lot of huddled whispering outside the room

08:52 AM - 20 Oct 2016

4 slices cheesefood 1 bag seasoned croutons 12 beers look out u fucking fuckstick fuckball of a world I'm fed & charged 4 next 12/17 hours.

05:06 PM - 18 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder fucking fish flakes are addictive like the rock imo

05:03 PM - 18 Oct 2016

he sped off & she smiled. I'm not always at her side but if I was I'd throttle any cad fucked w her strong independent woman style.

04:09 PM - 18 Oct 2016

felt disturbance in force looked out window shady aura fucker in entry level pickup truck leering at the mrs tapped window blew both kisses

04:06 PM - 18 Oct 2016

3 cans ere dawn, omens of ill portent loom o'er all the myriad shadows. no drunk twit streak surefire fucked+probably going to get yelled at

12:47 PM - 18 Oct 2016

in my dream worked in some payroll dept ( I don't) & fucked up like 300 peoples paychecks somehow. sorry bout that dreamtime workers.

11:17 AM - 15 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder I'm a lucky little fuck . the weight alone crushes.

06:08 PM - 13 Oct 2016

last post for while or fuck me. https://t.co/kSQV64O6bG I wrote this jam & then lilbee sang it. jam it if u jam it & buy it if u support art

08:53 PM - 12 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder sure fucking is I have 1st mix of 1st LP ping it to u if want

08:19 PM - 12 Oct 2016

I have always hated theatre. fuck Kiss. fuck the Gop. fuck Alice Cooper. I'm here 4 the guitars stop prancing about.

08:14 PM - 12 Oct 2016

I'm going have the 12th fucking can & then I'm going to weep & then still going to say fuck that dude never him. but I hope its all theatre.

08:13 PM - 12 Oct 2016

@w0rkbench and better than him by a fuckton of course

08:00 PM - 12 Oct 2016

@T2000000000 @SSVa_Raven I'll kick that fucking sign for all of us my fight meter painfully empty compared to yins

08:00 PM - 12 Oct 2016

i don't let mother fuckers say "fag" shit around me ever since my gay loved ones told me they were gay. this also means fuck THE GOP

07:59 PM - 12 Oct 2016

lots of "alpha" cats on these soc media chans are small as fuck I'm contesting them I bring them to accountable status. I'm small as fuck 2.

07:58 PM - 12 Oct 2016

I will fucking BEAT YOUR ASS to defend the honour & civil rights of my gay fam, dig? random stupid polititwit weirdos?

07:56 PM - 12 Oct 2016

@T2000000000 @SSVa_Raven I'll fucking kick it

07:56 PM - 12 Oct 2016

my dark skinned fam, if nothing else, makes me say fuck that dude, forever.

07:53 PM - 12 Oct 2016

allow me to state it w more explicitly emphatic emotion. fuck THAT DUDE fuck THAT shit fuck HIM fuck THEM am I on her side meh whatever but

07:52 PM - 12 Oct 2016

@SSVa_Raven I understand the min. fuck that dude

07:48 PM - 12 Oct 2016

@SSVa_Raven I'm not into that dude I aint give a fuck about her but I am *not* into that dude

07:47 PM - 12 Oct 2016

I dont give a fuck if u aint like her she aint very likeable but what she is is fucking qualified & less than the sum of his despicableness.

07:42 PM - 12 Oct 2016

some u fuckers are *still* rappin about how u might vote on that cat who is dumber than all of us & I say to u that course of action unwise.

07:38 PM - 12 Oct 2016

I wrote,sang, played gtr this jam2 https://t.co/keWeEo446s not hip hop at all. I guess is alt but true story about real fucking heartbreak.

07:30 PM - 12 Oct 2016

I made 300 songs so far 1985 to now a lot of them are jive as fuck but some of them kick a cat in the throat

07:11 PM - 12 Oct 2016

shorts all winter and comfy as fuck , checking in.

05:04 PM - 12 Oct 2016

I FOUND *ALL* MY LONG JOHN THERMALS + 1 PR JEANS PANTS FOR DATE NIGHT EMERGENCIES fucking well prepared for anything again, my peoples.

05:03 PM - 12 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder but also is true story & knew just barely enough to correct the bot when it was obviously fucking up the translate

04:46 PM - 12 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder them cool cats out there they just chill as fuck hard to scope

04:35 PM - 12 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder it was so cold here 2 nights ago I got shook back to reality a little bit and it wasnt even really cold. fuckn froze.

04:29 PM - 12 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder i get gone on cans of lager to a fault Painful Binder. I heart u too and raven for getting me into cool fuckn twitter

04:25 PM - 12 Oct 2016

I'm on a pretty sick streak of nobody liking my twits so dont go fucking it up w any favs

04:18 PM - 12 Oct 2016

you know when ur in the woods or faux woods & u smell the trees making the good air? isnt that fucking great? I love that shit

03:53 PM - 12 Oct 2016

as soon as I said I was gonna turn this mother fucker off 2 days ago, my internet got shut off& been off til. fucking hysterical

05:44 PM - 10 Oct 2016

fuck that short rich fuck w the big ego who made it but still acts shallow to boot

06:32 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Every fucking rapper ever who rapped on specie & loot & capital, gfy, little minds, eat the hot sharp shiv of community minded social blade.

06:30 PM - 7 Oct 2016

@diss1 does it weve fucktons irish cats tho am sure irish cats wouldnt have em since ocean'd

06:27 PM - 7 Oct 2016

fucking fucksticks and fuckstick theory abound. I'm calling every single shot clear as I see it loud as fuck here to day I die.

06:17 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Ive no mind for jokes right now im serious as fuck this thing we do is broken.

06:11 PM - 7 Oct 2016

@ucslacker @chinsandbellies @tempebug @FPLWalt @FPL_Fly wont. Wont find them but strapped as fuck for *all* kinds of cuntdickery here on out

06:03 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Lurking behind the shade strapped as fuck for the next callow fuck what steps my way

06:01 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Im chill as fuck , until that point was just carried past. I'm fresh the fuck out of chill

05:55 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Srsly tho &last twit, people w nothing passed down cant compete w silver spoons of course, &might even shiv for a bite, unless chill as fuck

05:53 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Just for full karmic fuck you, lost my whole pathetic #poker roll to a fucking clown this morning because of course I did.

05:37 PM - 7 Oct 2016

@FPLWalt @ucslacker @tempebug @FPL_Fly as fuck fly, as fuck .

05:36 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Ive had *thousands* of hot water showers And I might just have another, on demand. Rich fucks fucking about.

05:20 PM - 7 Oct 2016

You have honour in your fucking heart, OR, you're a fucking worthless fuck

04:17 PM - 7 Oct 2016

I defy u fuckng fucks to fucking feed somebody u aint related tp or stfu for all time

04:14 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Say one fucking thing to me about rich cunt politics anc get served g'wan say it

04:13 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Say something to me qbout these things and get fucking served

04:12 PM - 7 Oct 2016

So fucking mad. We could feed every hungry person if we wanted to. But we dont. Cuz u rich fucks think u deserve 100000k persons worth food.

04:12 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Any fucking trickle down cunt wants to talk politics lets have at it am primed

04:04 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Never felt so empty &spent. Just a stupid mostly broken bicycle but literally more than could afford. Forsaken. We do things fucked up here

03:59 PM - 7 Oct 2016

I got a fucking fist for you you fucks show yourselves

03:36 PM - 7 Oct 2016

I guess I'm recovered aint cryin no more on stolen bike but do hope fuckers fall off get mauled by the asphault or REALLY FCKN NEEDED 2 RIDE

03:07 PM - 7 Oct 2016

@impliedreader @T2000000000 give these fucks last donut or drugs,clothes whatever just leave my twenty dollar bike or bring back when done

02:03 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Had 4 fucking bicycles my whole life each one used when i got it all stolen I'll prob not afford another before I die. just feel broken mad

01:37 PM - 7 Oct 2016

@davyhamburgers im so mad right now i loved that bicycle u cunt it doesnt even work good i hope u break ur fuckn neck people are fucks

01:22 PM - 7 Oct 2016

If I do this shit on my phone there is NO fuckING BANDWIDTH CAP,it occurs2 me, so, I'd expect stupid posts & twituploads. Or block. Whatever

07:30 PM - 3 Oct 2016

@CodyJonesSTLBRN not being smartass. Why u and dj use soundcloud i hate that fucker

07:11 PM - 3 Oct 2016

Roast in the cooker w beans I'm so fed how fed I am we will have chocolat & fruit & broccoli &beer & hot water on demand too. #rich fuckers .

06:41 PM - 3 Oct 2016

Ohio catches flak but the diners are just fuckn fine good eats in ohio I've had countless amazing meals in Ohio

06:35 PM - 3 Oct 2016

Not that NJ cats aint speak weird cuz they speak as fuck way weirder than cityside. Intentional dialect exag.? Weird fuckn voice. Cool place

06:26 PM - 3 Oct 2016

@diss1 weird fuckers

06:18 PM - 3 Oct 2016

if u r wondering how many photos is too many 4 facebook album, 350 will totally freak it the fuck out & freeze that shit 4 hours.

07:18 PM - 30 Sep 2016

I know fuck all about golf but I see you guys are vicariously golfing about. I did once par Torrey Pines #6 tho didnt I @NickJuskewycz

03:30 PM - 30 Sep 2016

evil stig is the best joan jett record man what a great fuckin record & word to the gits word to mia zapata. down w all scumbags forever

03:22 PM - 30 Sep 2016

@gadgetgreen the prisitine holy fucks be good band name

02:56 PM - 29 Sep 2016

@rhobertson @SSVa_Raven @armchairlb wont shirt from college radio in 90? for Pixies song trivia nugget. little Eiffel fuckers never sent it

04:04 PM - 28 Sep 2016

@PainfulBinder we have some decent steepness for sure & 1 of the robber barons preserved a tract right by me its fucking awesome

03:50 PM - 28 Sep 2016

sometimes the drunken master just crushes your chest w a stupid lucky kick thats all you can't complain the gods dont fucking like that shit

03:43 PM - 28 Sep 2016

ginger ale is pretty fucking good

05:26 PM - 27 Sep 2016

I'll take an unlikely, yet historically mandated mere trivial shot at success o'er continued heartbreaking failure o'er, o fuck no, myself.

04:37 PM - 27 Sep 2016

don't matter what yer fucking team is it aint his team unless ur team is team fucking clownpants in which case, as stated, go fuck yourself.

04:36 PM - 27 Sep 2016

any cuntface dicknosery regarding past few twits gets the fucking raspberry too

04:33 PM - 27 Sep 2016

corrupt? meh. whatever. qualified? good. clownpant'd? go fuck yourself. get a better candidate & win.

04:32 PM - 27 Sep 2016

keep fucking twitting about how they aint no difference & then catch the difference in your gut & jaw & heart & soul when clownpants reigns.

04:29 PM - 27 Sep 2016

dudes* a* fucking* clownpants. thats all.

04:21 PM - 27 Sep 2016

anyone who enables clownpants ascendency in any fucking way whatsoever gets eternal gasface & deserves the surefire hellpitch what follows

04:20 PM - 27 Sep 2016

@T2000000000 was keepin the hate 100 of course&even in middle of it while wearing a fucking spangle star jumpsuit richie s better than me

07:12 PM - 24 Sep 2016

if any #voiceover recruiting cats need me, https://t.co/25BDbzrsiw I'm a lot fucking cheaper than alec baldwin

06:40 PM - 24 Sep 2016

u gotta shell out for samuel l, or alec b, or take a chance on cheap indie voice w the dulcet tones. I'd voiceover the fuck out of some ads

06:38 PM - 24 Sep 2016

@FPLWalt here buddy this might help might not but might its really chill it always helps me on fuckitty fuckoff days https://t.co/4zuCmlXnKC

02:24 PM - 22 Sep 2016

for reference https://t.co/vUGknvI13A & I made this beat out of a fuckn airlines radio ad from the 70s too at that

03:20 PM - 21 Sep 2016

I'm nice as fuck just listened bunch my raps &shit is nice as fuck from like 2009 on I've always had that self hate at my music but I'm nice

03:18 PM - 21 Sep 2016

@FPLWalt a squad of not all stars, is what I meant. city are fucking loaded arent they

01:54 PM - 21 Sep 2016

@PainfulBinder we were dirty as fuck but tourist money so coppers just left us alone on that

04:52 PM - 20 Sep 2016

@spatcannon this was a top fucking twit spat been echoing in my mostly empty brainpan since

02:45 PM - 20 Sep 2016

my feed of this match at least 2 minutes behind real time. any other yanks same or did I just fuck it up somehow

01:59 PM - 18 Sep 2016

really was gonna quit twitting I was so bent at policocunts but this is where i feel most comfortable talking shit + fpl, so fuck it

05:31 PM - 17 Sep 2016

the 70s were tight as fuck the cats who were there for the high water days made us feel like they were nothing special but they were special

05:02 PM - 17 Sep 2016

I took a few days off from this fucker and it was great but now I'm pretty sure I'd like to once again twit assail u w my spurious opinions.

02:38 PM - 17 Sep 2016

I hope I lose a few, too, for once. What a weird fucking world where basic civil rights lose light to fuckstick politics.

05:27 PM - 8 Sep 2016

These fucking cuntdicks can all shove their campaign politics tv commercials in their dankest hidden trench, too, forever.

05:23 PM - 8 Sep 2016

That one dude was cool yeah and that lady is tight but me I'm into not letting a complete fucking fuckstick get his hands on the buttons.

05:22 PM - 8 Sep 2016

I'd respect the fuck out of an actual better opposition candidate but u can't just fucking clown car a mostly democratic state cmon now

05:16 PM - 8 Sep 2016

As far as I see it, nobody ain't born absolute fuck all rich has even the slightest bit interest vested in that ship. Get a better candidate

05:15 PM - 8 Sep 2016

In fact I might respect ur small ticket pure vote as much as my oh hell no fuck that not that dude vote. Almost.

05:14 PM - 8 Sep 2016

Only a chucklehead could honestly say that clown pants is a good look for a head of fucking state now.

05:08 PM - 8 Sep 2016

I draw the fucking line at the orange man, because I love my country & am proud of it in spite of its perpetual search for self destruction.

05:00 PM - 8 Sep 2016

I've been abstaining from the whole debacle, but, fuck an i7, fuck @Apple , fuck that, fuck them, fuck off, fuck no. #headphoneshit

03:23 PM - 8 Sep 2016

you dont fucking complain when you lose unless maybe you got several bones snapped and even then you just grunt slightly maybe a tad

02:49 PM - 8 Sep 2016

pretty fucking soupy out there for 7 bells pittsburgh september. our grandkids are gonna all live in boats

12:32 PM - 8 Sep 2016

still carnivorous as fuck . I thank every animal for the life energy with every bite which I did not always do. soon all be labmeat.

03:51 PM - 5 Sep 2016

@From_Burnley aha still fucked . perhaps international fuckery as am even logged into bookface.

03:43 PM - 4 Sep 2016

the sweet fist of justice saw his runner runner shithole fuckstick double up, & then rammed him up the ass next hand AA v 5 7 suited flop 57

03:06 PM - 4 Sep 2016

marley marl was fresh as fuck

06:55 PM - 2 Sep 2016

when we were little kids we chewed tobacco because thats what mikes big bro john did. I loved it. it was delicious & fucked me up forever.

05:52 PM - 2 Sep 2016

@davyhamburgers in fact I will put this fucker on facebook 4 science but add 2 1 of the photos I took this morn, to force expose the art

04:50 PM - 2 Sep 2016

@SSVa_Raven @T2000000000 I didnt scribble that stock ad bridge pic, cuz shit was fairly tight, considering

09:37 PM - 30 Nov 2016

I don't hate any teams I don't even dislike any teams that shits silly however I admit I do enjoy seeing certain managers fail ahem jose

02:18 PM - 28 Nov 2016

@CXKiDTRONiK aww shit sorry CX saw too late

12:21 PM - 24 Nov 2016

@T2000000000 I actually have most rl homies on there so feed tight as shit lots cool cats

06:51 PM - 20 Nov 2016

add me on facebook you know you fuckers are on there all the time to see who liked your shit . I am too.

06:19 PM - 20 Nov 2016

@davyhamburgers this shit is sunlight twits, bitches , or my name is jack robinson. eat my cold ignores or you know just refollow & I will

06:14 PM - 20 Nov 2016

@DavyPointless oh shit the jealousy

02:12 PM - 20 Nov 2016

@MLS_Coach @Fpl_Updates @fplbet @FantasyFooty247 @FF_Surgery @FFPundits @FFScout never been this shit ,this far in2season,but always next yr😂

01:56 PM - 18 Nov 2016

@davyhamburgers all that man had to say was nothing at all but he had to go full fucking clownsuit shitvoice he just couldn't help himself.

07:01 PM - 15 Nov 2016

sure as shit cats must be ready to trade foundations no questions asked. brave or stupid.

03:53 PM - 8 Nov 2016

I don't know fucking fuck all now, at 46, sure as shit , all day long, & never have, so 20 some cats who got the vindication fire, really?

03:50 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@From_Burnley @FPL_Fly @WaltSaysStuff I have always liked Mass. a lot when went, it feels so American. am not talking shit either.

03:26 PM - 8 Nov 2016

actual honourable motherfuckers , doing actual honourable shit , in overall worlds we can't even dig, on account our overall spoiledness.

03:01 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@davyhamburgers this right here speaks volumes imo & I aint really gonna sweat shit or pay attention until people start twitting me haha's

02:51 PM - 8 Nov 2016

if you don't hate political ads, even if you love politics, you're a fucking weirdo. ban that shit outright. make em use print ads. read it.

12:03 PM - 8 Nov 2016

I know ads grease wheels of commercial enterprise that every single non-luddite heathen amongst us inc. me likes to ride, but why so shitty ?

12:01 PM - 8 Nov 2016

while I'm getting my quote marks on, my #fpl season so far to date can be summed up accurately as "a plate of hot shit"

11:17 AM - 8 Nov 2016

time shouldnt "fall back" that shit should only "spring the fuck forward" not only cuz laws of nature but also so it isn't pitch black at6pm

11:13 AM - 8 Nov 2016

next person twits sexist shit on my line gets forever blocked no matter how much I wanted to root for you. we could fistfight too on meetup.

07:34 PM - 26 Oct 2016

please come tell my wife or sisters or mother or daughter or granddaughter or aunts or nieces all the reasons why your sexism isn't shit .

07:29 PM - 26 Oct 2016

@DavidHenson84 less than, sure as shit , David H.

06:17 PM - 26 Oct 2016

just tested the heater & it works. important as shit & all due gratitudes freely given.

04:47 PM - 26 Oct 2016

2nd dentist this wk tomorrow, then 3rd next wk.doomed. I'll count my retwits & bequeath mp3 collection 2 whoever has most. shits stupid huge

06:16 PM - 25 Oct 2016

I knew my own shit was fairly fucked but that gave me serious pause to give thanks that my shit not yet THAT seriously fucked , quite. yet.

02:29 PM - 21 Oct 2016

@T2000000000 @SSVa_Raven sorted these poetics by now for ad actions sure as shit or fuck em for slackin

03:31 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@garethgemini just an antiquated, yet extant, rustbelt microphone controller Gareth thats all & thats it sure as shit :)

01:56 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder same. too late sure as shit .

06:01 PM - 13 Oct 2016

#hiphop clan, dig the mic control of @DenmarkVes, dig that shit . dig it.

05:59 PM - 13 Oct 2016

i don't let mother fuckers say "fag" shit around me ever since my gay loved ones told me they were gay. this also means fuck THE GOP

07:59 PM - 12 Oct 2016

allow me to state it w more explicitly emphatic emotion. fuck THAT DUDE fuck THAT shit fuck HIM fuck THEM am I on her side meh whatever but

07:52 PM - 12 Oct 2016

#realtalk if u had 9 cans lager already, 10 aint shit in the overall right?

07:35 PM - 12 Oct 2016

haven't looked at fpl one single time since last gw I won't beat everyone who sweats that shit but I bet I beat a few who do at seasons end

04:48 PM - 12 Oct 2016

you know when ur in the woods or faux woods & u smell the trees making the good air? isnt that fucking great? I love that shit

03:53 PM - 12 Oct 2016

if u r having a shit day or week or extended eon or whatever, Sunrise Song by @ashyknuckles can ONLY HELP https://t.co/LiWbHS5TId cures me.

05:47 PM - 10 Oct 2016

Kindness uber alles or you and ur team aint shit aint never been shit & cant win in the crunch on account of lack the proper fibre

06:25 PM - 7 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder my mrs kick my ass tough as shit

04:27 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Gave everything had & was freely whole life, wasnt wanted or taken but shit was given freely. hereby damn every $ lover forever w hot curses

04:03 PM - 7 Oct 2016

If I do this shit on my phone there is NO fuckING BANDWIDTH CAP,it occurs2 me, so, I'd expect stupid posts & twituploads. Or block. Whatever

07:30 PM - 3 Oct 2016

if u r wondering how many photos is too many 4 facebook album, 350 will totally freak it the fuck out & freeze that shit 4 hours.

07:18 PM - 30 Sep 2016

sometimes the drunken master just crushes your chest w a stupid lucky kick thats all you can't complain the gods dont fucking like that shit

03:43 PM - 28 Sep 2016

if the voice trying to sell me shit on your ad sounds like it belongs to spoiled rotten clueless 10 year old, i'm not gonna buy your shit .

06:36 PM - 24 Sep 2016

I talk some shit on pogba but he's been awesome his lightning bolts must have kicked in

02:12 PM - 24 Sep 2016

@FPLWalt like...hot dog cart at rush hour,or graphic design firm. I'll make things look awesome you convince suits we are great at that shit

03:49 PM - 21 Sep 2016

@DrGonzo2411 ahaha of course give me a few weeks their wages & I'll run slow as shit too

02:22 PM - 18 Sep 2016

the problem w getting good at poker is u start bluffing the shit out of RL

05:31 PM - 17 Sep 2016

really was gonna quit twitting I was so bent at policocunts but this is where i feel most comfortable talking shit + fpl, so fuck it

05:31 PM - 17 Sep 2016

trying not twit unless some IMPORTANT 2 say. like last RT or this awesome car/boat/plane/cycle/wheeled shit blog https://t.co/5npGVFXI3t

01:49 PM - 17 Sep 2016

@PainfulBinder @YouTube I like youtube that shit is a ok thanks utoobers u cats r fairly chill bring value to the civ good job.

03:49 PM - 8 Sep 2016

@PainfulBinder been slackin on my duolingo. that motherfucker is cool as shit .

03:39 PM - 8 Sep 2016

@PainfulBinder try not2 front& don't speak Spanish on here at u,but if u want twit at me en Espanol make me look shit up sometimes b coolest

03:38 PM - 8 Sep 2016

complaining when real hard shit happens, liked deaths in the family, pestilence, constant oppression by the man, all valid, game loss, not.

02:51 PM - 8 Sep 2016

not into car culture one little bit, but, I like cool cars. I watch the shit out of car shows. heres a cool car blog https://t.co/5npGVFXI3t

02:55 PM - 5 Sep 2016

the sweet fist of justice saw his runner runner shithole fuckstick double up, & then rammed him up the ass next hand AA v 5 7 suited flop 57

03:06 PM - 4 Sep 2016

in like 10 minutes 2 awesome dogs are gonna come over & stay for 3 weeks pretty fun I'll be posting shit tons of dog pics

11:23 AM - 3 Sep 2016

holy shit I have 666 uploaded photos on here remind me never do another so I can iron maiden in perpetuity

06:42 PM - 2 Sep 2016

@FPLWalt plus trag was real as shit

06:34 PM - 2 Sep 2016

@davyhamburgers I'm not talking shit either if thats still yer vice, the air just really smells great 7 yrs on like fantastic great

04:35 PM - 2 Sep 2016

Malaga u dicks how can you do this to me from up 3-1. 4 minutes for redemption

01:43 PM - 26 Nov 2016

looks like I'm going back to genny cream ale 30 packs. so long, dick .

01:21 PM - 27 Oct 2016

my gumline: *WHAT THE fuck WHY THE fuck THAT MAN DO THIS TO US DAWG WHATS W THE PAIN ACTION* me "he's the dentist" jaw: *u fucking dicks*

04:59 PM - 26 Oct 2016

presented w hi contrast dichotomy of older less fortunate cat being told is dying, younger more fortunate cat being dick , I just went home.

02:55 PM - 21 Oct 2016

any cuntface dicknosery regarding past few twits gets the fucking raspberry too

04:33 PM - 27 Sep 2016

phoenix city, sucker mcs & all stepping pretentious cuntnose dickfaces . might just be old & grampawed out,but a lot of suspect music hitting

05:38 PM - 21 Sep 2016

fav profanity? I've been partial of late to both cockwhore & dicktwat , w an eternal leaning towards motherfucker & dicknose cuntface .

03:39 PM - 20 Sep 2016

@davyhamburgers this shit is sunlight twits, bitches , or my name is jack robinson. eat my cold ignores or you know just refollow & I will

06:14 PM - 20 Nov 2016

@T2000000000 @SSVa_Raven kick that bitch . imma hit this dog at dark soon

07:54 PM - 12 Oct 2016

All fearmongers forever staying small. All bitchass politicians never anywhere close to real.

05:29 PM - 8 Sep 2016

pretty sure it's once again time 4 me to go thru my list & unfollow all the twats who unfollowed me when I said something they found shady

06:11 PM - 20 Nov 2016

@FPL_Fly dagger city. absolute cunt . love him.

04:48 PM - 20 Nov 2016

@FPL_Fly I even, almost, understand the constant presidential ads, but we have one for Senate featuring a real cunt of a man just as often

12:38 PM - 8 Nov 2016

@ucslacker @chinsandbellies @tempebug @FPLWalt @FPL_Fly wont. Wont find them but strapped as fuck for *all* kinds of cuntdickery here on out

06:03 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Say one fucking thing to me about rich cunt politics anc get served g'wan say it

04:13 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Any fucking trickle down cunt wants to talk politics lets have at it am primed

04:04 PM - 7 Oct 2016

@davyhamburgers im so mad right now i loved that bicycle u cunt it doesnt even work good i hope u break ur fuckn neck people are fucks

01:22 PM - 7 Oct 2016

any cuntface dicknosery regarding past few twits gets the fucking raspberry too

04:33 PM - 27 Sep 2016

phoenix city, sucker mcs & all stepping pretentious cuntnose dickfaces . might just be old & grampawed out,but a lot of suspect music hitting

05:38 PM - 21 Sep 2016

fav profanity? I've been partial of late to both cockwhore & dicktwat , w an eternal leaning towards motherfucker & dicknose cuntface .

03:39 PM - 20 Sep 2016

These fucking cuntdicks can all shove their campaign politics tv commercials in their dankest hidden trench, too, forever.

05:23 PM - 8 Sep 2016

actual honourable motherfuckers , doing actual honourable shit , in overall worlds we can't even dig, on account our overall spoiledness.

03:01 PM - 8 Nov 2016

voting is a privilege that actual honourable motherfuckers I knew died for, & that oppressed cats don't get to flex rl, so I'm in 0% jaded.

02:41 PM - 8 Nov 2016

subtwit this, motherfuckers , or block me outright, that man is a danger to America, & all it has ever stood for, since its inception.

08:31 PM - 26 Oct 2016

the 1st mother fucker that tries to tell me to my face that unbridled Narcissism is a desirable political trait catches fucking knucks.

07:31 PM - 26 Oct 2016

I don't give a fuck about that lady she's all day whatever to me. snore city. I give a fuck about dumb dangerous mother fuckers frontin.

06:16 PM - 26 Oct 2016

I don't fuck around with any of the mother fuckers who stand on brittle swiftly breaking grounds, as a matter of fact.

05:56 PM - 26 Oct 2016

I said thank you sir & wore that motherfucker anyways tho told all the homies it was the FARM TEAM PROSPECT ALL STARS @davyhamburgers

04:20 PM - 26 Oct 2016

FREEDOM BUGLES motherfuckerS if u cant hark em or hear em stick em on yer fingers at least & hie yourself into a junk food stupor

03:24 PM - 20 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder I'd be fucking petrified if I was them scraping away at mother fuckers skulls w reckless abandon

01:26 PM - 20 Oct 2016

i don't let mother fuckers say "fag" shit around me ever since my gay loved ones told me they were gay. this also means fuck THE GOP

07:59 PM - 12 Oct 2016

if u got gay cats or dark skinned cats in ur fam, that dude is the toxin, of course, not to mention underbankrolled motherfuckers

07:45 PM - 12 Oct 2016

as soon as I said I was gonna turn this mother fucker off 2 days ago, my internet got shut off& been off til. fucking hysterical

05:44 PM - 10 Oct 2016

Im gonna turn this motherfucker off I talk too much on here & I'm saving my fire from here out to spend on deserving conflagrations.

06:41 PM - 7 Oct 2016

Shallow motherfuckers can come up short on the rocks of despair sooner or later

06:33 PM - 7 Oct 2016

@FPLWalt least. motherfucker . always gotta be at least 1 typo.

06:58 PM - 30 Sep 2016

in my dream I had exactly enough change money to buy a meatball sub and that motherfucker was off the hook delicious

10:52 AM - 30 Sep 2016

if u want to be facebook friends & we ain't already, I fully admit, I'm on that motherfucker all the time.

03:42 PM - 27 Sep 2016

fav profanity? I've been partial of late to both cockwhore & dicktwat , w an eternal leaning towards motherfucker & dicknose cuntface .

03:39 PM - 20 Sep 2016

I should delete this motherfucker too instead of talk to myself. Goals.

05:39 PM - 8 Sep 2016

@PainfulBinder been slackin on my duolingo. that motherfucker is cool as shit .

03:39 PM - 8 Sep 2016

please come tell my gay family, in my presence, why your homophobia isn't *utter fucking bollocks*

07:29 PM - 26 Oct 2016

@PainfulBinder what was in the meatballs mum had at her wedding in Ricon that made them so fucking good?! mint? lamb? wtf ever best ever

06:36 PM - 25 Oct 2016

my favourite music are the vibratory masters of string shaking, microphone controlling, & whistling, Mr. Caine & Tom @themichaelcaine @diss1

04:52 PM - 12 Oct 2016

I tried to draw a cartoon kangaroo but tit looked like a real mad tall crackhead poodle

04:37 PM - 5 Sep 2016

@T2000000000 @ditchwaterghost cocks will crow, bronzed to fleshy snow

03:22 PM - 5 Sep 2016